You gain the ability to use the Thu'um....

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You gain the ability to use the Thu'um....

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What would your reaction be, what would you do, what shouts would you like best?
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I would probably get confused and yell random profanity and accidentally utter the words for the Explode Self shout.

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My reaction? "What the FUS RO DAH IS GOING O-" *everything in front of me flies forward because of shout*
Then, I would use it to fight evil! Namely the SOPA crap!
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Fus would be pretty good at the busy school's halls. :)
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I'd Wuld everywhere. And I'd Krii, just because I love the way you say Krii.

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That is what a lightning storm on the estate will do to you if you play Skyrim.
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I would take over the world, of course! Or just use it to intimidate people into giving me what I want. I'm evil that way.
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Slow Time would be pretty useful. Detect Life would be useful. I wouldn't use it to hurt people though.
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Im sure I would become a rock star.
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mr cowbell2 wrote:Slow Time would be pretty useful.
I could double the time limit of a hard exam! Genius.
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Or you could FUS RO DAH the examiner into giving you the answers....
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So we have come to solve every squabble in the village personally?
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I'd use become earthal or how ever you spell it.
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Ethereal?
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Yes, also slow down is not that useful to me, becuse I'm slowed to.
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I'd go to Africa and have governments pay me to make it rain.
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I wouldn't have any reaction because I would not know of my ability.
Nor have I recently slain any komodo dragons so as to bring out my gift in view of others (particularly indonesians who I wouldn't understand anyway).
And I'm pretty sure those Thu'um-Factor Cowellbeards will say "“If your guard duties were as good as your shouting, a lot of people would be dead.”
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Od Ah Viing, of course.

Also, with the powers of the dragon shouts I would become god of the new world.
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I would find a giddy and evil joy in using Fus Ro Dah in a super-crowded place, like a rock concert or a football.

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As in, having to study etc. to learn shouts or having mastered them all through recieving the gift?
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Call dragon, of course. This is a no-brainer.

Clear skies would be so ridiculously sweet as well on the summers. No more rain on my festivals and concerts!

Dismay and throw voice would be sweet for fights.
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I'd use Call Thunderstorm if the Steelers were somehow winning. And Clear Skies once Roethlisberger is thoroughly iced :mrgreen:
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Why Fus-Ro-Dah your way through a hall when you have Ice form? I'd enjoy using that more.

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Oh, many, many people would be in danger...

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