Skyrim Rap

[HatofMadness]

Fresh outta Skyrim
Dragon right beside him,
the voice right inside him,
bad choice if you wanna fight him.
the Fus-Ro-Dah
have em like Dude-No-Stop!
kill cam switch and in your in 2 before you drop.
there goes your head rollin, my voice moves ahead throwin,
caution to the wind, conquerin obstacles for the win,
diein's not impossible, bet Grelod the kind wishes she thought twice about the orphans.
the volumes hi, hear the organs? the price is high and theres no mortgage
mammoth giants are enormous, but have we ever backed down to whats before us?
we are the dragonborn, leavin dragons scorn, with an axe, armor from forsworn, shouts that call the storm,
let out shouts without horns, our mouth is more powerful then swords.
in times of no motor travel, cable cords, or electrical curcuits
just carraiges, fast travel, or the ol fashioned hoofin it
me and my companions werewolfin' it, transform and i dont think those jewels will fit.
mindless beasts on the hunt, bloodthirsty, i havent feeded in a month.
my perks are bizerk, provide all extra kinda hurt, improve my overall worth, and show the truth about your skirts.
they start to add up, enimies should know to back up, my creatures killed stat is starting to rack up
jarls all around are starting to act up, an assasination is in order, next time they raise the tax up.


Im going to stop now. I hope others have some creativity to offer

[Vardark]

Nuf said.

[HatofMadness]

Thats really good! Thanks for posting it ^_^

[scribbane]

Homie you know I couldn't pass this up.

Uh-Oh, quick, best get back
What? Another dragon attack?
Nope, An original Skyrim rap.
Pause the game, open the map
For a geography recap.
After the tutorial is done
Most'll leg it to Whiterun
Might stop in Riverwood fun
But that's been pretty overdone.
Just like an arrow in the knee.
Ride to Windhelm by the sea
For Nords, Skyrim should be
But in Solitude, they disagree.
Helgen doesn't really care,
too much smoke up in the air
and Falkreath has its share
of bones to be laid bare.
Probably a Brotherhood affair
Who in Dawnstar made their lair.
See the magic in Winterhold,
On second thought its pretty cold
South to Riften for the bold
Best not to walk there all alone.
Nor in Markarth city of stone
Where the Silver-Blood runs red
So off to good ol Rorikstead.
Nah I changed my mind, instead
Lets step over to Ivarstead.
Step the pace up now lets hasten
Don't forget about Karthwasen
Shor's Stone and Dragon Bridge.
No shortcuts, its unabridged
Still got two places left to teach
End with Morthal and Blackreach.

[HatofMadness]

its a whole new province, region full of promise,
pockets to be picked, and this fire spell is like a comet.
drank too much mead last night, woke up in vomit.
no money, so i've set up the temple of mara to rob it.
im foul, like daedra on human grounds,
sanguine's spell has got everyone naked all around.
Skyrim's troll, i stole so many sweetrolls,
that guards make comments everywhere he goes
all he wears is cheap robes, disgrace the jarl's clean throne.
spit in his face, then go back to breezehome,
like THIS IS STORMCLOAK LAND, FOR FINALLY, THE DAY HAS COME!
TO TAKE OUT THE IMPERIAL SCUM, PIGS, AND BACON.
Walk up to general tulitus and say WHAT?
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH?
I knew imperials werent tough,
yea they have their luck ,but still sell their soul for a buck.
Workin with the thalmor, gettin paid under the counter,
bleeding our land dry, time they all get smacked with a back hand five

[Will Zurmacht]

Who's the mammoth everybody fawnin' over
me, Dunmer, J-Dovah
this one goes out to all my dark brothers hustlin' in the hood
backstab they own mothers if the contract is good
dear Mara, wash away my sin
lord Sithis give me strength
these bandits is catchin' abrasions
old head alchemists shriveled up like raisins
level ups pushin' me toward world domination

Stop right there, your septims or your life
ef that, gimme ya gold ya weapons ya horse and ya wife
it's cold outside, snow and wind cuttin' into ya
yeah you got some guardian stones
but I got more ice than Barenziah

Adrianne rub the oil on ya smithies
turn up the fiyah and take this heart
tonight we ridin' on Eastmarch sissies
I need a blade as strong as it is sharp
steady shockin' foes with a hand that's electric
jack em on the road for they Sunny Sasparilla
what? cross-referenced ya, kid my Steam is eclectic

99 dragons but it only takes one
with the keeness of a Dovah
lizards tuck they tail and run
son~
power like this don't need a cannon or a gun
with a voice like a Greybeard and a axe that weigh a ton

Pourin' out mead for my homies back in Riften
and all my other Dunmer stuck in the pen for liftin'
coins out of heavy pouches in this war torn zone
wiseman once said Nords can't live on bread alone
we see you too, Mercer, triflin', riflin' through ruins as old as man
No honor among thieves huh, you turned into a dungeon rover
forgot that he who messes with Fal-mer risks the wrath of Dovah
it's the blind leadin' the blind
cop ya rocks leave ya body rottin' in a mine
don't bother with charges
don't make that frantic call to Brynjolf
magic can't save you this time Dunmer
this is one assault you can't stave off

[HatofMadness]

That's raw will

[Will Zurmacht]

Thread of the week, bruh. Hope some other MCs lay it down.

[Belgarion98]

woah....I'm no good at rapping but i'll admire others

[Musicman247]

I went downtown to see my brother
But instead I saw an emissary of the Night Mother
He started walkin
I tried some talkin
He wouldn't have it
So instead I started balkin
Puny man try to step up
He gonna get wrecked up
From the neck up
Decapitation
No hesitation
They know it's me, don't need investigation

yeah, pretty much sucks, but it was fun to write

[Tiber-Septim]

When I came out of Whiterun,
I unleashed my thu'um.
For multiple Dovahkiin in this realm, there is no room!
When I unleash my rhyme I use my voice to slow time,
stealing sweetrolls all day long,
some consider it to be a crime!
Nobody messes with the Dragon Born,
fresh out a country ravaged and war torn.
My mates in the Brotherhood will give you some trouble,
I'll remember to call on werewolf Arnbjorn.
Slaying dragons causes my enemies to flee,
but all that's in the past cos I took an arrow to the knee!

[Gideon Dragontongue]

Wow. And this is what you people do with your free time.

[Avron the S'wit]

Wow. And this is what you people do with your free time.

Yeah...and it's awesome. You guys have some sick beats! Color me inspired.

Too bad we can't get an audio version of all of these...