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Thats pretty sad.
But i'm sure the son of Malacath will get enough cheese in the Realm of Sheogorath.
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Exactly! Cheese for everyone! Except in Dementia. There's only bad crazys there. And the worst cheese. Moldy old rotten cheese!!!
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Anyway, which side did you took on your shivering isles playtrough?
Mania or Dementia?
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Mania! So vibrant and insane...
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THE WABBAJACK!! HUH!?! HUH!?! DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YA!?!
Sheggorath loves Skooma. So does Sheggorath. And Khajiiti. And Sheggorath. As do I. I won't say anymore. Enjoy what you got.
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Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack Wabbajack!! The madness that is Sheogorath! Mania is dementia, and dementia is cheese! No wait...
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I wonder, why is there no Skooma in Sheogoraths palace?
I mean he is called Skooma cat for a reason
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A good question! I guess its because greenmote is more Popular in the isles.
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Ahh greenmote.
I wonder how my charcter got 37 greenmote in his inventory at the end of the Shivering Isles quest.
Maybe he stole some while i was on a toilet break?
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Well aren't u a little addict. Sheogorarth is pleased:)
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What I don't understand is how everyone in dementia is still alive? Syl was insane and with all those extremely paranoid or depressed people I'm surprised it's still up and running!
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Say, I have a random joke I heard recently that reminded me of Sheggorath:
Q:While you're canoeing in the Sahara, and you get a flat tire, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
A:Purple, because ice cream has no bones.
So very random...



(In case your wondering, Sheggorath is Khajiit version of Sheogorath.)
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Well now! what have we here? a forum? in a forum? a SHEOGORATH one? HAHAHA! good madness!

So soon, but not that much of a surprise. I suppose. Anyway, lets not daddle on that barbecue right now.
We don't want you little pluckling viewers going down the golden road just yet. No, no! we haven't
even got the netch cake ready! so don't run through that handsome portal, mortals. Hmph! but down to business!

Wait? what business?! who told me that I had business here? GRR! when I find out.. they'll be made into brain pie!
No wait, since you're standing here I reckon YOU did it. And I assume you've succeeded in this delightful task?
Or you're horribly muddled. Or extremely disappointing when it comes to such frivolous quests? no? maybe I'm mistaken.

In any case this calls for a festival... VENISON CHOPS for ALL!
Witchery wrote:Is it appropriate to say he is my least favorite Daedric Lord here?

Perhaps I should make an Azura, Meridia, or Hircine thread. . . :P
WABBAJACK! HAHAHA!

Ahem.. dear Witchery namiraic lady, would you care to dine with me for some brain and vanilla cheesechake?

I promise it won't be your brains that will be used as the main ingredient. Pinky promise? see? :wink:
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A crossover between Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll and TES V: Skyrim, and more particularly the Mind of Madness quest, with Sheogorath being the Mad Hatter, Pelagius being the March Hare and my character, a male Dunmer battlemage, being Alice.

A very mad tea party
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In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity.
I'm not inclined to resign to maturity.
If it's alright, then you're all wrong.
But why bounce around to the same damn song?
You'd rather run when you can't crawl...
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