Your favourite Skyrim quotes?

[Eltee]

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Spoiler:

But then I settled down, started a family.

Threw me for such a loop.

[SchutzStaffel39]

"Stop right there criminal, you've violated the law."

Sadly no quote in this game will ever live up to this memorable gem. Guards in Oblivion were just as awesome as they were game breaking, who doesn't love being hunted down by physic medieval drill sergeants.

That's a fact.

[BrothaDesmund]

I really like when I critical charge (sprinting power attack) bandits/humanoid enemies and they say "Hey! Watch where you're going!" all calm and stuff.

[Frost Mage]

I used to be an adventurer like you...

Spoiler:

But then I settled down, started a family.

Threw me for such a loop.

Where is that?

[Lunatic]

I really like when I critical charge (sprinting power attack) bandits/humanoid enemies and they say "Hey! Watch where you're going!" all calm and stuff.

I've had that happen a lot lately. It's quite amusing to attack someone in mid-sentence, and it has me wondering why they don't say something like "Do you know how inconsiderate it is to interupt a person in mid-sentence?"

[Red Guardian]

The "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" quote is in the game. Along with the "WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE!"

For those wondering, I'll give a hint: Find a crazy oldman in Solitude and agree to help him.

[Abel]

"Next time bring me more coin!"

[urthdigger]

"Might head down to the meadery later"

Also I met a Breton who told me he was returning to High Rock while he was walking to the west towards Morrowind

Umm... sorry to break it to you, but Morrowind is in the east. In fact you can't get any more east than Morrowind and Black Marsh. High Rock is the most Northwest province, being directly west of Skyrim and north of Hammerfell.

[eScrollsESQ]

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

[Resolute Crusader]

Draugr battle quote:
Dir Volaan!
(die quickly!)

[The Dog Whisperer]

The "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" quote is in the game. Along with the "WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE!"

They forgot "I will DESTROY you!"

[Da_BossMaN69]

The "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" quote is in the game. Along with the "WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE!"

For those wondering, I'll give a hint: Find a crazy oldman in Solitude and agree to help him.

Spoiler:

Sheogorath?

[Psychlone]

"what do you want you misserable wretch" is what

Spoiler:

Elrindir

usualy greats me since I killed his brother on a DB mission.

[StinkyJozef]

I am sworn to carry your burdens
.
~Lydia

Stopped having her be my follower because of this quote. Memorable because it gives her character depth.

[Dohva.]

When I enter my house, my husband Quintus Navale says "I hope you're not planning on any trouble....oh, hello my love! Back from some adventure I bet". Like he didn't recognize me at first...I find that entertaining every time.

[urthdigger]

"Well, you know the old saying. When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown."

[Lunatic]

Another favorite of mine is "You don't stand a chance" from a High Elf mage during the Staff of Magnus quest, and several other over-confident last words.

[Swampy]

I am sworn to carry your burdens
.
~Lydia

Stopped having her be my follower because of this quote. Memorable because it gives her character depth.

Haha, i killed her because of that quote.

[Ayla]

"Cicero is hungry...Cicero wishes he had a sweetroll - or a carrot." Just took Cicero for a follower for the first time today and he kept me very entertained!

Or, when you try to give him something to carry "Ooh Listener...ooh, that tickles!" Love it.

[CatsfromElsweyr]

1) I Hope dat you wil cum to do biznis wit us agaen-Kharjo

[OBLIVOWIND]

The "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" quote is in the game. Along with the "WHY! WON'T! YOU! DIE!"

For those wondering, I'll give a hint: Find a crazy oldman in Solitude and agree to help him.

Hmm... I've helped one, and then the other is too drunk and doesn't want help... are you sure?? (Edit:) Found the one!

[Sheogorath-]

Rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!- Anonamous Dragon

[Dohva.]

I just heard this one today "What do you think about death, eh?!"

[Syrkin]

Another favorite of mine is "You don't stand a chance" from a High Elf mage during the Staff of Magnus quest, and several other over-confident last words.

I love how that statement is still playing as I'm doing the cutscene where he's kneeling, and I'm scissoring off his head with two swords...

[Redguard_Master]

ALL TOGETHER NOW

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee."