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This is for all who love Sheogorath and his antics! Converse about his epic randomness and lore. And cheese!!!
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I hear it's amazing when the purple jaw space worm with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!
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Haha!! Yes! Spread the insanity !!!!! And the cheeeeeesssssseeee!!! Hircine, malacath and vaermina can stop, cause Sheogorath is better than them all!!!
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I don't know about everyone else, but Stanley, the cabbage from Passwall, was pretty awesome.

Also, Wabbajack is amazing.

Also, I'm still waiting for that death-threat on the back of an Argonian concubine.
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Please, go get a fork from the other side of the island and stab a Bull Netch with it. Don't mind the 200pt Magicka drain while you are holding, please.
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Ahhhh... Madness everywhere... If only jyggalag wouldn't ruin the fun every era...
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Smartio wrote:Ahhhh... Madness everywhere... If only jyggalag wouldn't ruin the fun every era...

He got bored and went off to play in Oblivion from now on, or so I heard. He also might have possibly been eaten by Peryite, since one of the loading screens in Skyrim mentions Peryite is now a Prince of Order. Why are Dragons always eating things, anyway? And why are some Daedra Dragons? And why would a Daedra or a Dragon need to eat if they're immortal? They obviously are insane and serve the daM doG, Lord of the Never There.
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Is it appropriate to say he is my least favorite Daedric Lord here?

Perhaps I should make an Azura, Meridia, or Hircine thread. . . :P
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Witchery wrote:Is it appropriate to say he is my least favorite Daedric Lord here?

Perhaps I should make an Azura, Meridia, or Hircine thread. . . :P
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Wabbajack me !
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Iiiiiii think this should go in TES General.
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Wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack wabbajack! I can't beleive I'm the only person who wanted to make a forum about Sheogorath!
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Sheogorath. **** yes. The prince of madness and all that other good stuff. And he has the best beard of all Daedric Princes. That's a plus.
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Unless we start actually discussing Sheogorath and his silly quests throughout Tamriel, I think this thread might just be spam. Show me I'm wrong!
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Avron the S'wit wrote:Unless we start actually discussing Sheogorath and his silly quests throughout Tamriel, I think this thread might just be spam. Show me I'm wrong!
This is for all who love Sheogorath and his antics! Converse about his epic randomness and lore. And cheese!!!
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I said its about random Sheogorath antics and everything madness! All this is about Sheogorath and his domain! And cheese!
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Smartio wrote:I said its about random Sheogorath antics and everything madness! All this is about Sheogorath and his domain! And cheese!
Despite how bloody awesome cheese is to eat (and to put on sandwiches, and pizza, and eggs, and other things.), I think he means we need a coherent subject.
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It's Sheogorath. Is anything about coherent? Oh fine from now on, focus on his lore, quests, artifacts, and doings. Happy now?
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Sheogorath, being the exquisitely hilarious and utterly unpredictable figure that he is, for me personally presents a great source of inspiration for creating fan art. :wink:

Shivering Chess: cross-over fan art.
The two havoc-wreaking colleagues, Sheogorath and Discord (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) are enjoying a casual game of chess in the Shivering Isles.
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Fiesta in the Isles: Sheogorath, his Champion (my PC) and - in a way - Haskill expressing their love for the Realm of Madness.
With the use of the lyrics from the 'La Isla Bonita' song by Madonna.
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Sing along, Haskill. A crossover with the 'Jeeves and Wooster' story cycle by P.G.Wodehouse.
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Madgod's new hobby. With the use of the lyrics from the 'Crazy Train' song by Ozzy Osbourne.
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Madgod makes an order.
A cross-over with the 'Cloudy, with a chance of meatballs' movie.
In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity.
I'm not inclined to resign to maturity.
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But why bounce around to the same damn song?
You'd rather run when you can't crawl...
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Ur quite the little artist aren't you? Sheogorath would be proud. Since he IS the patron of art.
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The tale of Malacath's son was nasty. I was sad with what happened. Sheo was an @r$ehole in that tale :(
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Yea but he did make a bird kill a freaking weredaedroth! Hircine never saw that one coming!
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Red Guardian wrote:The tale of Malacath's son was nasty. I was sad with what happened. Sheo was an @r$ehole in that tale :(
What tale?
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There are three books only. Apparently people didn't like th other 13 books and shipped them to the isles.
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