The silly complaints thread.

SossTheBo$$ · Post by **SossTheBo$$** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:03 am

The fact that I get sent like 1000000 feet into the air when a giant swings DOWN at me...

AddictedtoMorrowind · Post by **AddictedtoMorrowind** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:08 am

Well... I guess the explanation for that is that you bounce off of the ground.

SossTheBo$$ · Post by **SossTheBo$$** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:44 am

addictedtomorrowind wrote:Well... I guess the explanation for that is that you bounce off of the ground.

lol even still it's a little... sketchy

born2beagator · Post by **born2beagator** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:54 am

SossTheBo$$ wrote:The fact that I get sent like 1000000 feet into the air when a giant swings DOWN at me...

I LOL'ed the first time I watched a Giant do that to a bandit. Looked like he was shot out of a cannon. I for one, love that glitch

Sahqonnax · Post by **Sahqonnax** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:31 am

born2beagator wrote:
SossTheBo$$ wrote:The fact that I get sent like 1000000 feet into the air when a giant swings DOWN at me...
I LOL'ed the first time I watched a Giant do that to a bandit. Looked like he was shot out of a cannon. I for one, love that glitch

Didn't lol that much when that happened to me on my very first play-through. Hadn't saved beforehand. But you do get a nice view.

NLN · Post by **NLN** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:13 pm

Where are the broken Oblivion gates? >____<

Hissien · Post by **Hissien** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:48 pm

Speaking of giants, yesterday I was hunting them and one was right near me but I had time for one more arrow, a butterfly flew in front of it and died. O:<

Nocturnal · Post by **Nocturnal** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:52 pm

With the dog companions, I can't see why you can't send them back to your house to wait there instead of going back to where you first encounter them. It's hard trying to keep them alive where they can be safe in my house

JDizzle · Post by **JDizzle** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:56 pm

It does me that Mercer Frey and Ethnir have the same voice and are involved in in consecutive Theives' Guild main quests. Could they really not have given them different voices?

kailay · Post by **kailay** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:03 pm

Shadowmere died

Swampy · Post by **Swampy** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:53 pm

That the Stormcloaks armor is blue gaurds armor.
(no, seriously beth wtf?)

i-m-so-ghett0 · Post by **i-m-so-ghett0** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:21 am

Swampy wrote:That the Stormcloaks armor is blue gaurds armor.
(no, seriously beth wtf?)

I wish there was more diversity in guard and soldier armor, like in Morrowind.

Lunatic · Post by **Lunatic** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:13 am

kailay wrote:Shadowmere died

I think he respawns, given a few in-game weeks. This is assuming you can remember the location in which he died.

Frost Mage · Post by **Frost Mage** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:19 am

From what I've read on the wiki, simply wait 10 days at a main hold, then return to the location at which he died.

But on a serious note, Y U NO HAVE BONEMOLD ARMOR?

Red Guardian · Post by **Red Guardian** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:30 pm

Swampy wrote:That the Stormcloaks armor is blue gaurds armor.
(no, seriously beth wtf?)

Yeah, that was a letdown.

The Blue Guard armour should be for the Winterhold guards and nothing else. The Stormcloaks should've had a different armour (I know about that bear-like armour but I'm talking about a regular outfit for the normal soldiers). The legion has 3 types for crying out loud!

Syrkin · Post by **Syrkin** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:41 pm

Not wanting to be a Werewolf, and having the quest NPC glitch out on me continuously. Multiple save reloads, wasted hours, I gave up on him for a few days in frustration.

Now I'm shooting people in MW3.

Billy Bones · Post by **Billy Bones** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:46 pm

Accidentally bumping the R2 button on my PS3 and having half of Whiterun attacking me because I accidentally shouted at them...

markusgrey · Post by **markusgrey** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:15 pm

List Form
1. You can chop infinite wood
2. Giants make for great archery practice (Seriously they are cake for an archer who creates a super charged shot)
3. There are no Outhouses.
4. Arrows bounce too much off Dwemer constructs and Chaurus
5. Why as any of the Mer races you can't offer your own blood to the Transmudane
6. The only way to fish is to be a bear or shout at fish.
7. Not enough M'aiq
8. Cragslane Cavern Bug is frustrating.
9. You can't clean the Abandoned House in Markarth of its Spider webs and dust.
10. Not enough plaques in any 1 house display the entirety of the Daedric Artifacts.

Frost Mage · Post by **Frost Mage** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:17 pm

Billy Bones wrote:Accidentally bumping the R2 button on my PS3 and having half of Whiterun attacking me because I accidentally shouted at them...

This isn't a complaint... Not really.

Post by **Kerr** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:21 pm

Bloodmoon:
Daww bless Horkers.

Spoiler:

Skyrim:
Ugh Horkers.

Spoiler:

Redguard_Master · Post by **Redguard_Master** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:57 pm

That shadowmere wouldn't stop fighting the bandits when I wanted them to pound me to level up my armor. Had to run that fool in middle of nowhere then foot slog it in.

Dovahkiness · Post by **Dovahkiness** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:38 am

I've had two attempts on my life by the dark brotherhood, because someone did the Dark Sacrament on me. The letter doesn't say WHO, or WHY. GRR! I want to figure out WHY..all this makes me feel like is destroying the stupid brotherhood.

This is on my wood elf character, on my nord, there weren't any attempts. hm.

EDIT I realize I already complained about that on page 5 and I apologize. But the fact it happened AGAIN...rawr.

Smartio · Post by **Smartio** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:14 am

Sam Gueneve doesn't

Spoiler:

Sahqonnax · Post by **Sahqonnax** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:53 pm

markusgrey wrote:List Form
1. You can chop infinite wood
2. Giants make for great archery practice (Seriously they are cake for an archer who creates a super charged shot)
3. There are no Outhouses.
4. Arrows bounce too much off Dwemer constructs and Chaurus
5. Why as any of the Mer races you can't offer your own blood to the Transmudane
6. The only way to fish is to be a bear or shout at fish.
7. Not enough M'aiq
8. Cragslane Cavern Bug is frustrating.
9. You can't clean the Abandoned House in Markarth of its Spider webs and dust.
10. Not enough plaques in any 1 house display the entirety of the Daedric Artifacts.

The first one can be solved with some roleplaying: Pretend there is a limit and cease chopping when you reach that limit.

Dovahkiness · Post by **Dovahkiness** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:11 pm

That when I come upon a chicken, I have the childish urge to KICK it sky high as in Fable.

Stupid chickens.

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