Skyrim Upper Class Twit of the Year

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Poll ended at Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:53 pm

Nazeem
37
46%
Harrald
1
1%
Proventus Avenicci
5
6%
Ancano
11
14%
Ulfric
9
11%
Farengar Secret-Fire
3
4%
Erikur
1
1%
Esbern
2
3%
Taarie
5
6%
Delphine
6
8%
 
Total votes: 80

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JVElEven wrote:I'd rather vote for Nazir or (even better) Babette.

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This is getting OT, but in Denmark, we've had a female Queen for 40 years, and in September, we got our first female prime minister.
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Results:

Nazeem tops the Charts. Here are the rules, as the new Upper Class Twit of the Year, you have to arrange it that he dies when a dragon attacks. That's it.
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Does it have to be a dragon attack? Can't it be a "random" werewolf mauling? Same general effect, just less smell of charred flesh.
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Ah, "random" werewolf maulings... More carnage, less collateral.
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There is a reason why you start out as a werewolf in Whiterun, and it's not because that's where Jorrvaskr is. If you're quick, you an actually make it to the Drunken Huntsman before they subdue you. Read between the lines: Bethesda WANTS you to kill Nazeem.
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noobishlord wrote:Does it have to be a dragon attack? Can't it be a "random" werewolf mauling? Same general effect, just less smell of charred flesh.
Good idea. But however he gets his comeuppance. You can really get him to shoot himself, now can you?
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Post by Psychlone »

Nazeem for sure; god I can't stand him. He even had the nerve to send hired thugs after me for pick pocketing him. He owns a farm and chills in the cloud district. I'm sure he could miss a few peices of jewelry. He is gonna get sent to the void pretty soon. I'm just trying to figure out the best way to do it.
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Nazeem, definitely, although where is the option for Maven Black-briar?
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Too bad I can't open a portal to the Deadlands and shove him in.
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So I just up and decided today, after hearing for the gods-know how many times "Do you get to the Cloud District often...", to murder Nazeem. In broad daylight. In the market. In front of various merchants, patrons, children, and guards. With my bare claws (playing a Khajiit). He died quickly after attempting to flee for the gate. I was accosted by the guards after "sheathing" my claws. I said something to the affect of "I'm a Thane, back off." They did. I looted his body and dumped him into the canal. Nazeem is dead, and I am satisfied. :)
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I had to kill Nazeem he annoyed me so much
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Nazeem doesn't bother me. His spiel about the cloud district makes me smile every time. Did not vote as Maven is the biggest UCT in my view. She is a bleak, negative presence with apparently no redeeming qualities. There is a female NPC in the Rift "throne room" the wizard or advisor, not sure which, that has condescending dialogue about you not having an appointment.....that would be in the running if Maven were not so blatantly bothersome.

Can't kill her as she is essential----wondering if I could kidnap her and drop her at a Foresworn camp....or maybe the Thalmor Embassy.
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Post by SlfTh3Chl3f »

everar wrote:Nelkir
Another wanderer here to lick my Father's boots...
I hate that kid.I HATE that kid.

Harald is an annoying spoiled kid.Proventus Avenicci isn't annoying at all.I loath Ancano,but he gets what he deserves.I don't dislike Ulfric.I can understand not liking him but hating him? Come on.Erikur is a corrupted [&@%!],but hey the world is full of corrupted [&@%!].Nazeem,Taarie and Farengar are egoistic and irritating, but you know i tend to ignore those kinds of people. My votes would go to Nelkir and Ancano.

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