The silly complaints thread.

born2beagator · Post by **born2beagator** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:59 pm

Post all you silly complaints about skyrim here.

first for me,

monarch butterflies' wings are upside down!
People in skyrim don't have any toes!
Dragons should not be able to fly when their bones and scales are so heavy!

Major immersion breakers!

i-m-so-ghett0 · Post by **i-m-so-ghett0** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:36 pm

My horse flies
My horse can climb 90 degree angles

Gideon Dragontongue · Post by **Gideon Dragontongue** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:01 pm

Only ancient dragons even have a chance against giants, because I don't know why.
There aren't any hitching posts to lash my borrowed horse to.

NLN · Post by **NLN** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:04 pm

I really-really wanna see a dragon-millioncliffracers showdown. And I can't. I bet the racers would win too.

Argonanza · Post by **Argonanza** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:16 pm

born2beagator wrote:Dragons should not be able to fly when their bones and scales are so heavy!

Lore wrote:Little is known about them beyond their remarkable intelligence and affinity for magic which, among other things, grants them the abilities to speak and fly despite their lack of lips or aerodynamic frame.

i-m-so-ghett0 · Post by **i-m-so-ghett0** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:17 pm

Dragons are not very smart and giants murder them easily

rpbraley868 · Post by **rpbraley868** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:47 pm

My horse runs from skeevers and wolves, but charges a dragon.
A Volkihar vampire can kill 2 Vigilants of Stendaar, a giant and a mammoth at the same time and i cant..... but i can kill the Volkihar vampire.

Mucro · Post by **Mucro** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:51 pm

My backside hurts after I sit down for too long playing it!

4ngelus · Post by **4ngelus** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:44 am

rpbraley868 wrote:My horse runs from skeevers and wolves, but charges a dragon.

This....

Mod-Loving Wood Elf · Post by **Mod-Loving Wood Elf** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:52 am

As of writing this, the Creation Kit still isn't out. Grrr...

ReeceH · Post by **ReeceH** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:57 am

Mid-air fighting. I want to jump off a mountain swinging at a dragon on the way down!

Belgarion98 · Post by **Belgarion98** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:06 am

the fact that I couldn't real-time-fly

Spoiler:

that made me so angry!!!

AddictedtoMorrowind · Post by **AddictedtoMorrowind** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:07 am

You can swim with 500 pounds of weight on your back, but you can't swing a weapon underwater.

Aendra · Post by **Aendra** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:23 am

You are carrying too much to run!!

Can still jump.

EDIT: Carriages aren't real time.

Dovahkiness · Post by **Dovahkiness** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:47 am

The fact I have to get off Shadowmere EVERY time we run upon an enemy. Why can't I swing my mace/sword/war-hammer from the back of my mighty steed and thwack the enemy? When I'm galloping across the frozen Skyrim tundra, and I come upon a Sabre, By the time I'm hopping off the horse I've already taken a paw to the back. /rant

Foxes.... their point? I had one attack me viciously in the Reach. Shocked me, since they are usually neutral.

BrothaDesmund · Post by **BrothaDesmund** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:48 am

The fact that I can't attack in midair. I want to some dope ass drop down assassination stuff, and I can't.

SuperNull · Post by **SuperNull** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:32 am

According to many there are lots of milk drinkers in Skyrim, but never have I seen any milk.

AddictedtoMorrowind · Post by **AddictedtoMorrowind** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:33 am

Not even drinkable water.

I don't think, mind you.

ThE cHoSeN oNe LDB3 · Post by **ThE cHoSeN oNe LDB3** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:10 am

[quote="Dovahkiness"]The fact I have to get off Shadowmere EVERY time we run upon an enemy. Why can't I swing my mace/sword/war-hammer from the back of my mighty steed and thwack the enemy? When I'm galloping across the frozen Skyrim tundra, and I come upon a Sabre, By the time I'm hopping off the horse I've already taken a paw to the back. /rant

This

Da_BossMaN69 · Post by **Da_BossMaN69** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:55 am

The fact that the Giant hammer is not a usable weapon.

I can't make hideous mutant characters anymore

Last game I made the ugliest woodelf, he was my favorite character too.

Drakling · Post by **Drakling** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:49 am

Da_BossMaN69 wrote:The fact that the Giant hammer is not a usable weapon.

I can't make hideous mutant characters anymore Last game I made the ugliest woodelf, he was my favorite character too.

I'll add to this. p.p Can't use giant bone clubs as a 2h weapon, can't make oompa loompa's or blue/red/yellow orcs or blue argonians.

DeeJay · Post by **DeeJay** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:15 am

Having the last name Legate in real life.......I'm now a Legate in the Legion, and I jump everytime I get addressed as such my a imperial solder! hehehehehe

Swampy · Post by **Swampy** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:48 am

Not be able to attack underwater, its kinda annoying when slaughterfish attack you and you cant attack them.

Tarquin Dynatus · Post by **Tarquin Dynatus** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:53 am

Even though my High Elf character is taller than the other races, my eye level remains average. Despite being taller than the Nords, from my first person perspective I still end up looking up at them in conversation.

I preferred in Oblivion when my snobby Altmer mage could literally look down her nose at scummy Bosmer thieves.

Red Guardian · Post by **Red Guardian** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:44 pm

Mucro wrote:My backside hurts after I sit down for too long playing it!

This!

Belgarion98 wrote:the fact that I couldn't real-time-fly

Spoiler:
Ohdaviing
that made me so angry!!!

That was a big let down!

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