Who's your least favorite NPC?
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Who's your least favorite NPC?
I'm not sure if there is a topic like this for Skyrim yet... but I'm doing it anyways! So I'd like to know what NPC's you guys hate the most in Skyrim. My choice would be Nazeem in Whiterun. Just that one sentence with that obnoxious voice "do you get up to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't."...arrgggg.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
My Wife's butt-boy Aerin ticks me off pretty bad... As do most people with Nazeem's voice. It sounds so slimy! Especially the girl in Ivarstead that is connected to Mara's quest's suitor. Eew.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
The children. All of them. I also strongly dislike... Whatever the name of the guy who runs the Thief's Guild is, those Nords in Windhelm who were harrassing that Dark Elf, and Cicero. He just annoys me for some reason.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
1). Maven Black-Briar. Been thinking of taking her out...not sure if she is essential?
2). Bethelor. He and his assistant are annoying enough that I dread going to their store.
3). Brunwulf Free-Winter. This guy is always crowding me and getting in my way in the shopping plaza at Windhelm.
Honorable mention to Mila (kid at Whiterun) and any Thalmor Justicar.....
Edit: Wiki says Maven is essential. Unfortunate as she deserves to go. Too bad you can't hire the Dark Brotherhood for special cases like her.
2). Bethelor. He and his assistant are annoying enough that I dread going to their store.
3). Brunwulf Free-Winter. This guy is always crowding me and getting in my way in the shopping plaza at Windhelm.
Honorable mention to Mila (kid at Whiterun) and any Thalmor Justicar.....
Edit: Wiki says Maven is essential. Unfortunate as she deserves to go. Too bad you can't hire the Dark Brotherhood for special cases like her.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Maven, definitely, and Delphine. Both essential, but well, that's what the console is for :3
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Nazeem and Kjeld the Younger. They're awful.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Belethor, Commander Maro, and most guards-I hate their voices and what they say to me..they make me uncomfortable
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Lydia, i hate her so much, i killed her when i got the chance and recieved my heritage for it ^^
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
The innkeep at Candlehearth in Windhelm. Also that patron there, who goes to the gray quarter and "Shows those greyskins what he thinks of them". I beat him up everytime I see him.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
1. Delphine for telling me to kill the only dragon who's helped me.
2. That dude who goes around the Gray-Quarter at night shouting insults at the Dunmer. Seriously considering killing him if he's not essential.
3. Nazeem for being a stuck-up [@#@].
All the others aren't really too bad!
2. That dude who goes around the Gray-Quarter at night shouting insults at the Dunmer. Seriously considering killing him if he's not essential.
3. Nazeem for being a stuck-up [@#@].
All the others aren't really too bad!
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
This guy.
Bassianus Axius. I hate his creepy hair and his creepy voice.
Bassianus Axius. I hate his creepy hair and his creepy voice.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
The lady Argonian out on the Windhelm docks.
Every time I talk to her I have to clear my throat six or seven times because she won't clear hers! 'Course, I could apply that to any of the female Argonians, as I find the voice acting mostly overdone and coming off as absolutely sickly. But she's the worst of them.
Personality-wise she's fine... but that voice!
Every time I talk to her I have to clear my throat six or seven times because she won't clear hers! 'Course, I could apply that to any of the female Argonians, as I find the voice acting mostly overdone and coming off as absolutely sickly. But she's the worst of them.
Personality-wise she's fine... but that voice!
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Brynjolf? I actually like his voice.Lunatic wrote:The children. All of them. I also strongly dislike... Whatever the name of the guy who runs the Thief's Guild is, those Nords in Windhelm who were harrassing that Dark Elf, and Cicero. He just annoys me for some reason.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Yeah, brynjolf is actually one of my favorites Hahaha. Maybe it's the accent, or the resemblance to Sean Bean....but hey these are peoples opinions.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Same Brynjolf is also one of my favorites. His got a good voice.
My least favourite NPC would have to be Nazeem
My least favourite NPC would have to be Nazeem
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
He's talking about Mercer Frey.FrostMage79x wrote:Brynjolf? I actually like his voice.Lunatic wrote:The children. All of them. I also strongly dislike... Whatever the name of the guy who runs the Thief's Guild is, those Nords in Windhelm who were harrassing that Dark Elf, and Cicero. He just annoys me for some reason.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Can't remember everyone but these are at the top of my list:
Delphine, Maven, Dirge, Niluva Hlaalu.
Delphine, Maven, Dirge, Niluva Hlaalu.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Vignar Grey-Mane would be up there, as would Rolff Stone-Fist. Heimskr is also an irritating fellow, although not so much hateable. All in all, I have to say Vignar, for what he did
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Hadvar's boss, the Imperial Captain who sent me to the block for no good reason. Always happy to make another new character just to so she can be my first kill again.
I need a mod where I can drag her down into the torture room instead./
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
skillest wrote:I'm not sure if there is a topic like this for Skyrim yet... but I'm doing it anyways! So I'd like to know what NPC's you guys hate the most in Skyrim. My choice would be Nazeem in Whiterun. Just that one sentence with that obnoxious voice "do you get up to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't."...arrgggg.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Brynjolf's fine, but Delvin's voice is legendary!
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
I really hate that Maven Black-Briar....or should I say maven...she doesn't deserve the capital letters....she is so nasty don't she know that I am going to kill her when she is no longer necessary. She should though I've told her again and again. Then I'm going to drag her body to the lake and dump her for the slauterfish. I usually kill her after every time she talks to me, but alas I reload and endure.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
The Dunmer-insulting guy, by far. Killed him without hesitation the second time he said it; didn't look back.
Delphine comes in at a close second. She is a you-know-what, plain and simple.
Edit: Edited post to remove "asterisk-decensor". My apologies.
Delphine comes in at a close second. She is a you-know-what, plain and simple.
Edit: Edited post to remove "asterisk-decensor". My apologies.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Rolif Stone-Fist I hate him with the burning passion of a thousand suns. And he is essential.
Guards. They say annoying things.
Delphine and Esbern. They wanted me to kill my favorite character in the game.... I tried killing them.
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Nazeem. I am the thane you....you are a farmer, learn your place in the aldmeri dominion
And finally Farengar Secret fire, I am the archmage, I could literally send you to a plane of oblivion or have you torn apart by angry atronachs.
Guards. They say annoying things.
Delphine and Esbern. They wanted me to kill my favorite character in the game.... I tried killing them.
The patron of the battle born clan. ULFRIND! PATRON OF THE GREAT CLAN BATTLE BORN!
Nazeem. I am the thane you....you are a farmer, learn your place in the aldmeri dominion
And finally Farengar Secret fire, I am the archmage, I could literally send you to a plane of oblivion or have you torn apart by angry atronachs.
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Re: Who's your least favorite NPC?
Oh thank you for having the same opinion as me! As soon as I heard it I started thinking about how many people would do it thinking it was required or just because they are cruel.Hissien wrote:Rolif Stone-Fist I hate him with the burning passion of a thousand suns. And he is essential.
Guards. They say annoying things.
Delphine and Esbern. They wanted me to kill my favorite character in the game.... I tried killing them.
The patron of the battle born clan. ULFRIND! PATRON OF THE GREAT CLAN BATTLE BORN!
Nazeem. I am the thane you....you are a farmer, learn your place in the aldmeri dominion
And finally Farengar Secret fire, I am the archmage, I could literally send you to a plane of oblivion or have you torn apart by angry atronachs.
But a bit more on the topic, I despise Nazeem and that's all. His humiliating voice... Just because he goes to the Cloud District doesn't make him any cooler than me or anyone really. Sliced his head off with a guard watching. Reminded him of who's the Thane and he just ignored the whole thing. First and last time I killed someone. Felt so good.
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