Andia: The Revolution

[Kerr]

Spoiler:

He says what we are all thinking.

"Gonna be okay Ash?" asked Gladro.

[Arch-Mage Matt]

"Yep. The healing spell really worked well." Ashriel said.

Spoiler:

I know what you're thinking. It's not in his nature.

[Kerr]

Spoiler:

What are you? A demon? Where is Ash?

[Arch-Mage Matt]

Spoiler:

He feels very awkward right now. He knows he should thank you but can't.

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

D'aww.

"Ash and Gladro would make such a sweet couple." Aarys whispered to Valentin.

[King Acunasti]

Valentin began laughing hysterically.

Spoiler:

Although Ash is bisexual...

[Kerr]

Spoiler:

We would...wouldn't we.

[Eltee]

Aarys giggled. "I'm serious!"

[King Acunasti]

"Oh, no!" Valentin suddenly exclaimed. "I forgot to get that picture I drew of you earlier tonight!"

[Eltee]

"It's gone now... We'll both just have to remember that moment. Forever." Aarys said, softly nuzzling Valentin.

[King Acunasti]

"Oh man, but that picture was so amazing!" Valentin grumbled. "Imagine what those perverted centaurs will do with it!"

[Eltee]

"Ew. Thanks for that image." Aarys said. "Well, tell the truth, I was more scared of the Centaurs than I ever was of the ICA. Shards don't torture. Or rape."

[King Acunasti]

Valentin hugged Aarys tightly without letting go. "God, they will never, ever, ever, ever, ever touch you."

[Eltee]

"I'd shoot myself before I'd let that happen." Aarys said. "I know it's cowardly, but there it is."

[King Acunasti]

"You won't have to." Valentin stated. "Because I will never, ever let anyone else touch you that way so long as we're together. Ever. Come here. Sit on my lap."

[Eltee]

"Indeed. And I will... Make sure Mary never rapes you." Aarys laughed.

[King Acunasti]

"You know what we should do tomorrow night?" Valentin asked.

[Eltee]

"An odd question when we are on the topic of rape." Aarys joked.

[King Acunasti]

"How many do we have left in the box?"

[Eltee]

"Does it even matter?"

[Arch-Mage Matt]

Spoiler:

"You know what?" Ashriel said. "I'm bored. Lets just go to the damn tropics or wherever it is we're going before Aarys and Fairfax shoot for twins."

[Eltee]

Aarys laughed musically.

[Arch-Mage Matt]

"I'm serious." Ashriel snapped. "It's time to get moving. I'm still in my pajamas, you know, I just realized that."

[King Acunasti]

"Ash, you need a girlfriend." Valentin chuckled. "Or a boyfriend, if that's what you're into. You're miserable, man."

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

Gladro!!! This is your cue to be romantic!!!