Skyrim Upper Class Twit of the Year

[ArgonianDunmer]

Ulfric.

Ulfric. Stormcloak. >:|
Just...Ulfric. That's all there really is to say on the matter.

ULFRIC and Nazeem

[OblivionDuruza]

Yeah there isn't much question that Nazeem is a real Upper-class Swit

[Narzul]

No. 4: Farengar Secret-Fire
No. 3: Proventus Avenicci
No. 2: Nazeem

And finally...

The Upper-Class Twit of the Year...

Spoiler:

Ancano!

Alternatively, every Thalmor who ever walked Nirn.

Eh, the bard college guy is not so bad. Sinderion was cool too.

Sinderion wasn't a Thalmor. Hell, he was alive before the Thalmor were even reformed and came to power.

[Moirae]

Delphine takes first, second, third and fifth place. Esbern takes fourth, but only barely.

[Akiraka]

Delphine takes first, second, third and fifth place. Esbern takes fourth, but only barely.

OMG I hate Delphine >.> The first time I met her I was like "You know this MQ is going to very short if you give any more lip"
I think the satisfaction of killing her would more than compensate for the innability to complete the MQ... damn essential NPCs!

[zzfallens]

No. 4: Farengar Secret-Fire
No. 3: Proventus Avenicci
No. 2: Nazeem

And finally...

The Upper-Class Twit of the Year...

Spoiler:

Ancano!

Alternatively, every Thalmor who ever walked Nirn.

Eh, the bard college guy is not so bad. Sinderion was cool too.

Sinderion wasn't a Thalmor. Hell, he was alive before the Thalmor were even reformed and came to power.

I read that as high elf... Oops

[MathiasFlynnias]

I would say Ulfric, but his first speech you hear redeems him for me (despite me hating all the stormcloacks). So gotta be Nazeem or that Taarie. She never seems to like my clothes, even if I wear what she gives me... :/

[RedDeadFred]

Delphine takes first, second, third and fifth place. Esbern takes fourth, but only barely.

I too feel a great rage towards her. However, I think of her more as just an [&@%!] and not an upper class twit.
Ancano takes it for me.

[OblivionDuruza]

Delphine takes first, second, third and fifth place. Esbern takes fourth, but only barely.

OMG I hate Delphine >.> The first time I met her I was like "You know this MQ is going to very short if you give any more lip"
I think the satisfaction of killing her would more than compensate for the innability to complete the MQ... damn essential NPCs!

I definitely agree that I'd be happy to sunder the threads of fate if it would allow me to kill her. The Blades have really become a shadow of their former selves. Under Delphine they're more bitter and rash than anything else.

[NLN]

Maven the-throne-fits-me Black-Briar.

Any chance of killing her/replacing her/making her into a pig farmer (without Stormcloak help)?

Nazeem comes second and Delphine third for me.

[Red Guardian]

So much hate for Nazeem!

My vote goes to (in no particular order): Dirge, Delphine, Taarie, Jaree-Ra, Deeja and.... ANCANO.

[Modryn]

Can't say I'm familiar with a lot of the charatcers mentioned in the thread, but if I had too choose from the ones I know well.

Delphine.
Nazeem.
Ulfric.

[Abel]

I found Rorik from Rorikstead quite rude. Don't know why. So I stole every single thing in his house. Hehe.

[everar]

Nelkir
Another wanderer here to lick my Father's boots...

[The Sexy Stableman]

Nazeem. He's good only for one thing. Wabbajacking.

[Voraxith]

How in the name of Oblivion is Cicero not ANYWHERE on this thread?! Him, and just about every single kid in the game. My gods, but never have I been more grateful for this: http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=774

[Narzul]

Because Cicero is not actually annoying or a twit. Not if you ask me, anyway. The voice acting is too sublime for that.

[Tiber-Septim]

Taarie
Ancano
Maven Black Briar

I hate them all!

[Samaelthedestroyer]

How in the name of Oblivion is Cicero not ANYWHERE on this thread?!

I wouldn't say Cicero is an "upper class twit". He's just a lovable mad man. on a side note, you're avatar freaks me out.

[Moirae]

just about every single kid in the game.

I used to hate kids, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

But seriously, the only kids that still get on my nerves are Jarl Balgruuf's kids. They really managed to get the tone of entitlement down with those two.

[ArgonianDunmer]

That girl Dothre in Riverwood put a hit out on me, and she keeps saying that he pa tells her off for being too friendly with strangers. I can't look at that girl without wanting to put a hand on my blade just in case. The children in Skyrim are pretty odd.

[SteeredChaos]

Upper class twit of the year:

Spoiler:

Definitely Delphine - I will not murder Paarthurnax

[ThePurpleNinja]

Mercer Fray. He's a [censored].

Spoiler:

What he did in the Thieves Guild questline is unforgivable and downright evil in my opinion. Screwing over Karliah like that for the Skeleton Key. Having her sleep with one eye open in case hired thugs come to kill a woman who was innocent and was merely framed. Having her friends and guild mates turn against her. He really is one of the most evil NPCs I encountered in Skyrim and probably the Elder Scrolls series as a whole. But then again, he is a thief, and as the saying goes, there is no honor amongst thieves. Still doesn't reconcile his deeds though.

Nazeem, though I did take pleasure in the Companions radiant AI quest of having to beat people into submission. he was the first one and it was very enjoyable beating up that arrogant snob of a redguard in the marketplace in the afternoon.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

Honor among Thieves you say?

[Gideon Dragontongue]

There seems to be a lot of confusion here --- females are NOT eligible for this competition. Besides, Delphine already won the "[censored][censored] of the Year" Award, as well as the "Essential Character Everyone Wishes They Could Kill" Trophy, so she's technically disqualified.