Skyrim Upper Class Twit of the Year

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Vote for Upper Class Twit of the Year!

Poll ended at Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:53 pm

Nazeem
37
46%
Harrald
1
1%
Proventus Avenicci
5
6%
Ancano
11
14%
Ulfric
9
11%
Farengar Secret-Fire
3
4%
Erikur
1
1%
Esbern
2
3%
Taarie
5
6%
Delphine
6
8%
 
Total votes: 80

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Skyrim Upper Class Twit of the Year

Post by EltonJ »

It's time to hold the Skyrim Upper Class Twit of the Year competition! First, we need nominations for who would compete!

Nominate your Upper Class Twit of Skyrim on this thread and instead of asking them to wake the neighbor, walk on a straight line, jump over a hurdle of matchsticks, kick the bum, start the car, take the bra off the lady, and annoy the help, and finally shoot themselves (or run themselves over); we will put it to a vote who should be Skyrim's Upper Class Twit of the Year!

Note: the Adoring Fan and Sticky the Annoying Man are exempt from this competition.
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Nazeem. End of.
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Crepe the Ashlander wrote:Nazeem. End of.
I take it you don't get to the cloud district very often?

Farengar is pretty annoying, why can't we just get along :(
I helped him with his dragon research and everything and he still thinks I'm a nuisance.
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Crepe the Ashlander wrote:Nazeem. End of.
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I took an early dislike to Harrald in Riften.
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Post by Samaelthedestroyer »

ZeRoc wrote:
Crepe the Ashlander wrote:Nazeem. End of.
Seconded.
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Proventus Avenicci. My hands start to twitch towards my weapon every time I hear "What is this Nord nonsense?!"
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Ancano...
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Ulfric.
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Crepe the Ashlander wrote:Nazeem. End of.
Fourthed, for that is holy, fourthed. I can deal with the superiority complex that the Thalmor halve, but Nazeem... grr... I want to maul him so bad... but transforming in-town is kinda dangerous...
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Post by Gideon Dragontongue »

No. 4: Farengar Secret-Fire
No. 3: Proventus Avenicci
No. 2: Nazeem

And finally...

The Upper-Class Twit of the Year...
Spoiler:
Ancano!
Alternatively, every Thalmor who ever walked Nirn.
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Gideon Dragontongue wrote:No. 4: Farengar Secret-Fire
No. 3: Proventus Avenicci
No. 2: Nazeem

And finally...

The Upper-Class Twit of the Year...
Spoiler:
Ancano!
Alternatively, every Thalmor who ever walked Nirn.
Eh, the bard college guy is not so bad. Sinderion was cool too.
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Screw Nazeem.
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Ulfric. Stormcloak. >:|
Just...Ulfric. That's all there really is to say on the matter.
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This should of had a poll...
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Post by Laryngitis »

In no certain order...

Elenwen
Erikur
Nazeem
Ulfric Stormcloak
Delphine

Special Low Class Twit Mentions:
Dirge
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zzfallens wrote:This should of had a poll...
Let's elect five candidates to go to the final competition/poll.

Nazeem
Ulfric Stormcloak
Ancano
Proventus Avennici
Farengar Secret-Fire

If no one has any objections/suggestions then this will be the final list. I'll make a poll as soon as I figure out how to.
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Gideon Dragontongue wrote:
zzfallens wrote:This should of had a poll...
Let's elect five candidates to go to the final competition/poll.

Nazeem
Ulfric Stormcloak
Ancano
Proventus Avennici
Farengar Secret-Fire

If no one has any objections/suggestions then this will be the final list. I'll make a poll as soon as I figure out how to.
You might want to give it 24 hours or so to give people a chance to make nominations.
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Might want to add other to the list aswell, since people are sure to think of people out of that list.
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"Do you get out to the Cloud district of-" BOOM! BAM! POW!

At least, I would/ wish I could. ...He's not essential, is he?
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Nope, I've killed him. It makes Whiterun such a nicer place...
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ZeRoc wrote:Nope, I've killed him. It makes Whiterun such a nicer place...
I'll be sure to pay him a visit then :Twisted Evil:
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"Do you get out to the Cloud Distr-"
*FUS RO DAH's Nazeem to the Cloud District*
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Nazeem and Taarie. I have 75 grand in my pocket, i'm pretty sure i'm better off than you.
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