Favourite quotes from games

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:18 pm

Speaking of geeks, my cousin is in her first year of her PhD program (math) and passed the second year mid-terms with full A's (she begged them to let her take them early). And her brother scored 1600/1600 on his 12th grade final SATS.

And did I mention they're related to me?

Oh, as for quotes:

"Oh no, whatever shall my works-for-under-minimum-wage teachers do now?!"
-Bart Simpson, The Simpsons video game.

Sublymonal · Post by **Sublymonal** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:17 pm

"Head On" - the dang nords say it ALL THE TIME

every time they do, I want to say "apply directly to the forehead"

okiphia · Post by **okiphia** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:39 pm

Sublymonal wrote:"Head On" - the dang nords say it ALL THE TIME

every time they do, I want to say "apply directly to the forehead"

I made a mod (I am NEVER publishing it) that makes them always repeat it three or four times, with that added. "Head on, apply directly tot he forehead. Head on, apply directly tot he forehead. Head on, apply directly tot he forehead. Head on, apply directly tot he forehead."

DIE FOUL DEMON , HOW DARE YOU INHABIT MY BRETHREN!!! **SLASHHACK** "gurglesplort"

oh..I's a Nord btw

ragged-gothic · Post by **ragged-gothic** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:11 pm

On the subject of Nords, why is it that that they seem to think asking (apropos of absolutely nothing) “Seen any elves?” is so uproariously funny?

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:45 pm

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!"
-Sergeant Johnson, Halo.

"We rolled right over 'em! Well, you did. But I was there too!"
-Nameless Marine, Halo 3.

"Things to see, people to do."
-Sontaire, Shivering Isles.

"You like to dance close to the fire, don't you?"
-Nameless Nord, Morrowind.

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:46 pm

"FOR THE EMPIRE!"
- yelled by Baurus when charging a mudcrab in the Imperial City Sewers.

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:57 am

"L.A.'s the School of Hard Knocks, kid. Keep your friends close and your enemies in a barbecue pit..."

"Boys, we're gonna have a lot of fun with this one. Those of you sitting in the first few rows— will get wet!"

Serrated · Post by **Serrated** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:15 am

Vesna wrote:"FOR THE EMPIRE!"
- yelled by Baurus when charging a mudcrab in the Imperial City Sewers.

I caught Baurus screaming "I fought mudcrabs fiercer than you", to a mudcrab. Presumably the same one.

ironmaiden83 · Post by **ironmaiden83** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:17 pm

I like when you're fighting someone in Oblivion and they say "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!"

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:24 pm

Actually, it goes more like:

"This is the part where you fall down and b... arrrrggghhh.....".

or

"Why won't you d... arrrrggghhh.....". dance? drink? Why won't I what???

Daedra Prince · Post by **Daedra Prince** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:08 pm

The original and the best:

There waiting for you Gordon, in the test chamber.

And how can you go past GTA:III:

Caller: I say spanking kids is the only way to teach them right from wrong.
Lazlow: So you think that teaching kids from an early age that violence is the solution to problems will make them valuable members of our society.
Caller: Exactly!

Police helicopter co-pilot: [to pilot] Have you read the manual for this thing?

Pedestrian: I'm gonna get a gun.
Pedestrian: Guns don't kill people.
Pedestrian: People kill people.
Pedestrian: Guns help though.

Donald Love, one of the greatest NPC's of all time:

Donald Love: Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that may be going too far in this case.

The Tourist · Post by **The Tourist** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:20 pm

Thank you Daedra Prince, I'd forgotten about one of the cleverest/funniest game series of all time, and the copter pilots of GTAIII/Vice City/San Andreas were utter genius. I stay on the run just to hear their dialogue. The co-pilot telling him "Oh, you sound so butch through that thing!" is another good'un. And I think I recall the pilot responding once with a "Shut up, I'm driving!" or somesuch. Frankly, GTA has literally hundreds of great lines.

okiphia · Post by **okiphia** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:26 pm

In GTA:SA, the second time CJ says "Does the Pope **** in the woods?

Cesar replies with "I don't know holmes, why do you keep asking me that?What the pope does is his business"

and on the 'Fear it? Do it!' commercial

"I was having these REALLY HORRIFIC thoughts. I wanted to sleep with my mom. Now that I have, I don't want to anymore."

ToyMachine · Post by **ToyMachine** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:31 pm

Some of the music in GTA3 was funny, one of the quotes from someone talking on the radio was like "Ain't no thang but chicken wang an a big ole booty sittin' on yo lap"..

ArotosMarkos · Post by **ArotosMarkos** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:28 am

You are quite the budding Necroposter, eh ToyMachine?

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:49 am

10 days? I wouldn't call that necroposting. Better to post here than make a new thread about the same thing, don't you agree?

ToyMachine · Post by **ToyMachine** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:26 am

haha ahhhh seriously... people should i make a new fricken post so i can have all the crazys tell me OMG THATS ALREADY A POST!!! so please jus give up on this necroposting crap I could see if it was months

Тeatime · Post by **Тeatime** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:27 pm

"Ta, come back and see me again, or else I'll pluck your eyes out!."
-The one and only Sheogorath

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 3:55 pm

"Jygalagg is the Daedric Prince of Order... or biscuits. I can never remember which."

Guess Who!!!

r · Post by r » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:26 pm

"Cheese for everyone! Actually, scrap that. Cheese for no-one. That can be good, can't it? If you don't like cheese?"

Sheogorath again.

Тeatime · Post by **Тeatime** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 5:58 pm

Practically everything Sheo says should be quoted here

"I can't decide what I should have for lunch -- No need to worry your pretty little brain with that. Ahh, brain soup! Care to donate?"

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:21 am

...because you don't want to be on the dead guy side of the line.

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:47 am

r wrote:"Cheese for everyone! Actually, scrap that. Cheese for no-one. That can be good, can't it? If you don't like cheese?"

Sheogorath again.

Oh my god! i love that quote !!!

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:58 am

Okay, might as well kick this one about:

"You really think I can stop the Greymarch?"
"Sure! Something's gotta work! One time, I dug a giant pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter— didn't slow him down one bit. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And after a while, it really began to smell! Hah— it must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad— they taste of butter! And tears."

Sublymonal · Post by **Sublymonal** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:22 pm

"All your base are belong to us"

"And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"