Andia: The Revolution

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Re: Andia: The Revolution

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"If you're pregnant...we'll deal with it." Valentin said.
"Uhh...Shut up, Beavis!"

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"Together." Aarys affirmed. "We'll deal with it together."
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Valentin nodded. "But if you really are pregnant, we have to get married ASAP." he said. "Because I still want to have sex on our wedding night."
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"As soon as we get out east!" Aarys said. "But... Even if we waited a while, what would stop us?"
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You realise you can have sex with a pregnant person right?
So we have come to solve every squabble in the village personally?
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Yes, I know how it works. :roll: He just doesn't want the baby to...see that type of thing. Like a phobia.
"I don't want our baby to see...that would be traumatizing!" Valentin said.
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Let's also not forget that Valentin is a dumb ass, as you can see by this post.
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"I'm... Not quite getting what you mean." Aarys said, confused.
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Yeah Val is pretty stupid.
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"The baby would probably see my...Right? I don't want to psychologically harm our child before birth!"
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Aarys stared at Val. "It doesn't work like that." She said. Please, god, don't make me draw diagrams...
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"Can you...like...draw some type of diagram?" Valentin asked.
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"No." Aarys said. "Just... trust me."
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I still have no idea how Aarys ever fell for Val.
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"How does that not work?" Valentin said. "The baby comes out of there, right? So why wouldn't it be able to see...?"
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cute [kjuːt]
adj
1. appealing or attractive, esp in a pretty way
cutely adv
cuteness n
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Well that answers that, I just never not the appeal of good looking stupid people.
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Peter contemplated the decision for nearly half a minute, eventually resolving to begin rather traditionally.

"Let's avoid any complications, Mary. I haven't enjoyed a woman in several years."
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"You're sure?" Mary asked with puppy eyes, slowly and seductively unbuttoning her blouse. "You don't want anything else? Just boring, traditional nonsense?"
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Oi, Mario! I posted something on 359!
Because there's no fun to be found in being normal.
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"He is your match!" the voice said. "He is exactly what you requested! Yet you inch away from him?"
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I'm not good with guys... Hremai protested weakly.
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"The kid can't see, there's... It's a different part. And, anyways! We're talking about a fetus. It doesn't open it's eyes until two days or something after it's born."
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"What the hell's a fetus?" Valentin asked. "You're making sh*t up now!"
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Aarys sighed. I'm sure he won't mind when the time comes. "Dammit, just come and kiss me!"
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It ees open as soon as it's born I think. Maybe in the womb the weeks prior to birth.
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