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Worst Pickup Line you've ever used/heard?

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It's happened to us all before. You've had a few too many, and suddenly, a pretty sload walks into the bar, and you decide to try out that new line you've been working on all night, and saving for that special someone, and the whole bar rolls on the floor laughing. Accept your shame, and post the worst pickup line you've ever used, or ever even thought of using
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Worst one ever used on me, ever, ever, ever:
Dude wrote:Are you tired?
Me wrote:...no? Why?
Dude wrote:'Cause I've seen you standing here and you've been running through my mind all night!
Yes, someone actually used that on me. Oh. Yes.
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oh... that sucks Avron
one i heard was
are you jamacan?
no why?
cuz ja making me crazy
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Re: Worst Pickup Line you've ever used/heard?

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I actually made the mistake of just telling a girl I liked her. She looked at me funny, and walked away.

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I don't use pickup lines... I talk to girls properly. I have actually never heard anyone use a pickup line, except on those American TV shows. This leads me to believe it's mainly an American thing.

I've heard some before from mates off of joke sites, but none appropriate for a family forum unfortunately.
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I actually said this once, and I got such a slap for it (the alcohol helped dull the pain). A friend 'recommended it to me'. I'm only sharing it because you might find it funny: 'So, how do you prefer your eggs? Scrambled? Boiled? Fertilised?'
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The Tom wrote:I actually said this once, and I got such a slap for it (the alcohol helped dull the pain). A friend 'recommended it to me'. I'm only sharing it because you might find it funny: 'So, how do you prefer your eggs? Scrambled? Boiled? Fertilised?'
Oh gawd :lol:
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Not a big fan of that "picking up" thing, not very good at it either... I'm better at getting in a relationship. And instead of using a pickup line, I find it way more convincing to buy the person you like a flower (at least if it is girl, which it is in my case... that was how I won my girlfriend's heart)
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I've never actually tried using pick up lines, but there is a song by Weird Al Yankovic that is full of them: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdaly ... rlovr.html
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the Savage Hippie wrote:Not a big fan of that "picking up" thing, not very good at it either... I'm better at getting in a relationship. And instead of using a pickup line, I find it way more convincing to buy the person you like a flower (at least if it is girl, which it is in my case... that was how I won my girlfriend's heart)
Prom - partner - flower. Man she blushed... Hehe.
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Don't use them for obvious reasons, but I've had a couple of very bad pull attempts directed at me. I think the worst was probably when a boy said to me just 'Get your coat love, you've pulled' as a chat up, completely missing the meaning of the line, the person that's supposed to say it and the actual steps that must be taken before it is used.
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Never used a pick up line.

A: Because they're dumb

B: I'm not that kind of guy. As a real gentlemen I use true compliments.
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My friend used this once. It's quite creative actually. I had a draw up a diagram in order to understand it:
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Never had one used on me, neither have I used one. I'm the sort of person who just...makes things happen. Or lets them happen. I never really do anything to be honest. It just happens.
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Veck wrote:Don't use them for obvious reasons, but I've had a couple of very bad pull attempts directed at me. I think the worst was probably when a boy said to me just 'Get your coat love, you've pulled' as a chat up, completely missing the meaning of the line, the person that's supposed to say it and the actual steps that must be taken before it is used.
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Okay, here are three I've actually used, and the reactions to them.

1. Luv, instead of getting your coat because you're pulled, I'll get my wallet and pull us some drinks.
(No reaction)

2. Hey, I can never remember the date, so can you give me one?
(Pity laugh)

3. Hey. Let's pretend I used a cheap pick-up line, we got to talking, and we're about to go back to your place.
(Real laugh, nice chat)

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I've never been a victim of pick-up lines in person (thank god) as guys just talk to me normally. Happens more often online in instant messages but ironically it's how I met my boyfriend. We always joke how it happened as the message was kinda cheesy but somehow it worked.
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Rassilon42 wrote:1. Luv, instead of getting your coat because you're pulled....
Okay, please educate me as to what "you're pulled" means, because it isn't common terminology over here and I'm very curious. Is this a UK thing?
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I don't even speak English and I can guess what it means. Being pulled = being hooked. You know, like a fish. Baited and caught. Pulled.

I was trying not to use seduced, but there you go. :lol:
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Rassilon42 wrote: 3. Hey. Let's pretend I used a cheap pick-up line, we got to talking, and we're about to go back to your place.
(Real laugh, nice chat)
Thats a bad line?

Seriously though, i've never even tried to pull someone, I never have been a romantic guy.
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Being pulled = Catching a fish that has yet to be gutted.
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Nope, I've never used a pickup line yet. Of course I haven't. :shock:
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Dark Lord Cam wrote:Being pulled = Catching a fish that has yet to be gutted.
How the hell is that a pickup line?
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Avron the S'wit wrote:
Dark Lord Cam wrote:Being pulled = Catching a fish that has yet to be gutted.
How the hell is that a pickup line?
Fish = female. Gutted = worn out by...stuff.
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