TES Series: Things That Just Don't Make Sense

[Deandra]

Which leads to the tale of woe of why I stopped going to the hairdressers!! Just had a really awful cut that I hated, some ditsy wench that didn't really seem to know what she was doing basically cut a shelf into my hair, just above my left ear!

Oh I know what you mean! I used to be cheap about haircuts but no more, I'd rather get my hair cut half as much and pay twice as much (or more than twice, goodness highlights can be expensive) if I know I'll get a good cut!

The biggest problem I have now is that my wonderful hairdresser is in a suburb of Atlanta... I stopped by there on my way home from vacation in December, but in another month or so I'll need to get it cut again to keep it looking nice, and I don't know any trustworthy hairdressers in Seattle! I'm kind of pathetic like that

[weka]

...Screw that, I'm not getting a haircut. You get a haircut.

I did!!! And you so can't believe how much I love it!!!

I have such a gorgeous new cut!!!! The funny thing was, I hadn't told that many people in the office, so I went out to lunch, got prob about 60cm chopped off (the first big cut was measured at 50cm, but alot went after that!), walked back into the office, and only the guys noticed!! Three of the women in there (there aren't many of us) all failed to notice it. I was talking to them separately, but it was a few sentences in for all three of them before the screeching started!!

....The biggest problem I have now is that my wonderful hairdresser is in a suburb of Atlanta... I stopped by there on my way home from vacation in December, but in another month or so I'll need to get it cut again to keep it looking nice, and I don't know any trustworthy hairdressers in Seattle! I'm kind of pathetic like that

That's not pathetic, it's just common sense!! It's an awful lot of trust that you have to place in the hands of a stranger! And yep, £52 just for a trim did seem abit on the high side, but so v. worth every last little penny!!!!

[lowbart]

why, in morrowind, no matter if its night or high noon outside, it is always dark as night inside most houses? are thier windows too dirty or something?

Have you actually looked at their windows? Most houses don't have any.

[Lunarsweets]

Hey, I object to that!

[I secretly want to look like someone from Call of Duty 4 - that spec-ops gear is so fetching][/i] . . . wait, did i say that out loud? darn.. I have a 2 all over - no beardy weirdy nonsense for me!

Also, r; did the squirrels enjoy your impromtu gig in the woods? I hope so.

On the minor subject of 'Ob character yells'. I'm currently an Altmer. And they yell like complete wusses..

Oh, my all-timmey wish...

[The Tourist]

And the accompanying silenced H&K G36C wouldn't be too bad either.
Y'know. As a paperweight or something.. plus; forget your house keys? Breach-charge! What better way to make an entrance.

Who knew the life of those in the SOF could be so practical? And for women; black is such a slimming colour..

Thing That Do Not Make Sense; the bed-hopping antics of those in the Mages Guild. I have a chat with one late at night - waking them them up - and what do they do? Walk out the room, and go to sleep in someone elses bed. Or with someone else, if it's a double. I can't help but think my character is being left out of something..

[lowbart]

And the accompanying silenced H&K G36C wouldn't be too bad either.
Y'know. As a paperweight or something..

I always carry a copy of The Madness of Pelagius for defusing traps.

[weka]

...I can't help but think my character is being left out of something..

[Lord Sheogorath]

What is it with all you hairy men on uesp??!!!

Teenager, thank you