That's been around since Morrowind. The guy who initaites Character Creation in Morrowind asks what you'd do in the event someone was threatening you for your sweet roll. A rumor in Oblivion parodied it, the NPC talking about a time a thief tried to steal a sweetroll. It's even carried into Fallout 3 when Butch tries to steal the Wanderer's sweet roll in the intro. It's only right the tradition is now in Skyrm!Pancake wrote:Guards said that quite often. I just didn't know what's the story behind the sweet-roll innuendo ...?noobishlord wrote:Any guard who says to me "Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll."
It just sounds SO insulting with the accent the voice actors have, that I just wanna strangle the guard. Can't do that though, I tried to hide the fact that I'm a mass murderer.
Oops, so much for hiding the fact.
Most Hated NPC in SKYRIM
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Oh yes, I cant' stand that snobPilaf The Defiler wrote:That rich Redguard guy in Whiterun..you know the one.
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I can stand that snob... standing over his bloody corpse, while laughing as the guards look the other way because I'm Thane.Mithrandir wrote:Oh yes, I cant' stand that snobPilaf The Defiler wrote:That rich Redguard guy in Whiterun..you know the one.
If they weren't nords, but instead dunmer or redguards, nobody would call them "racist".
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Re: Most Hated NPC in SKYRIM
Nazeem.... I have 100k gold...What do you have..Oh thats right...a FARM!
Im the damn Dragonborn
Im the freakin Listener
Im the Thieves Guild Master and a
Im the Harbinger of the Companions IN YOUR OWN CITY
But magically because I dont get up to the "Cloud District" you act mightier then me....
Also going to add...
Aerin (Mjoll's squire... or ...whatever he is) for parroting 2-5 lines
Delphine and Esbern
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Im the damn Dragonborn
Im the freakin Listener
Im the Thieves Guild Master and a
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But magically because I dont get up to the "Cloud District" you act mightier then me....
Also going to add...
Aerin (Mjoll's squire... or ...whatever he is) for parroting 2-5 lines
Delphine and Esbern
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The Thalmor, they think they're so cool because they beat the Empire.
That little girl Braith in Whiterun.
That one little kid in Whiterun, name starts with a K, I think. He's the one that says, "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough."
That little girl Braith in Whiterun.
That one little kid in Whiterun, name starts with a K, I think. He's the one that says, "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough."
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I sense a current of Imperial bias flowing through this thread...
That aside, my answer: Kids, almost every kid I run across is a snotty, arrogant pus; "I'm not afraid of you" "I thought adventurers were supposed to be tough/whatever that damn solitude kid says", I'm sorry, I'm dressed in full Daedric with the blood of a recently slain dragon on my Battleaxe, I could eat you. Damn it, kids like these would be beaten by their parents in this kind of time-set.
It's like Bethesda is taunting us, "We put kids in our game and you can't kill them...and you're definitely going to want to kill them just to shut them up"
I mean SUNSHINE!
That aside, my answer: Kids, almost every kid I run across is a snotty, arrogant pus; "I'm not afraid of you" "I thought adventurers were supposed to be tough/whatever that damn solitude kid says", I'm sorry, I'm dressed in full Daedric with the blood of a recently slain dragon on my Battleaxe, I could eat you. Damn it, kids like these would be beaten by their parents in this kind of time-set.
It's like Bethesda is taunting us, "We put kids in our game and you can't kill them...and you're definitely going to want to kill them just to shut them up"
I mean SUNSHINE!
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That's what I'm always saying!Chaos the N'wah wrote:
It's like Bethesda is taunting us, "We put kids in our game and you can't kill them...and you're definitely going to want to kill them just to shut them up"
You can't kill them, but they give them dialogue that makes you wish you could!
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I just remembered one of the Jarls kids saying something about just another person coming to lick his father's boots... That made me slightly... Irritated... 
Stealth...
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Re: Most Hated NPC in SKYRIM
Arzgonzianz wrote:I just remembered one of the Jarls kids saying something about just another person coming to lick his father's boots... That made me slightly... Irritated...
I put arrows in his face after hearing that about 6-7 times.
Most annoying npc to me? I think Balgruuf's housecarl, the dunmer lass. We killed a dragon together and I helped
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Belethor. Nobody likes a wise-ass.
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Elenwen the Thalmor ambassador.
All those Talos hating Thalmor beggars I run in to from time to time. I love to tease them & get them all worked over my devotion to Talos & when the lose it I laugh as I plunge my sword in to them.
All those Talos hating Thalmor beggars I run in to from time to time. I love to tease them & get them all worked over my devotion to Talos & when the lose it I laugh as I plunge my sword in to them.
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Jarl Sidgeir. I come there asking for work, you know, to help out, and he demands I go fetch him a drink first? He demands tribute? Preposterous.
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Are not kids sopouse to be like that? more so in the Nords homelan? :\
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Cicero's voice really grates on my nerves. Hearing his voice makes me not want to start the Dark Brotherhood.
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Maven Black-Briar.
Really anyone corrupt and blatantly rude irks me. If you're going to be evil, be affably so.
Really anyone corrupt and blatantly rude irks me. If you're going to be evil, be affably so.
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Delphine for the same reasons already stated in this thread.
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Ulfric: On my first playthrough I took the Imperial side of the civil war. In the second playthrough I couldn't bare to join the Stormcloaks as I was going to, but when Galmar Whats-his-Face said "We don't like Orcs, why would you like to fight for us?", I thought F it you just lost a valuable swordsman, and then precedded to rip the crap out of Ulfric in the negotiations at High Hrothgar, he deserved every little bit of it, the rascist barstool.
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My feelings really changed for her afterkailay wrote:Delphine for the same reasons already stated in this thread.
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Thalmor...a d'oy, and those two guys who were being mean to the elf in windhelm, and basically most of Riften. I hate the thieves' guild.
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Sven and Ulfric I dislike, along with a great number of the Stormcloak Jarls. Nazeem irritates me. Vignar Grey-Mane I hate. Rolff Stone-Fist I have reason to despise (although I don't hate him enough really). But the most hated NPC of the lot, that annoying little man Heimskr.
Oh, and that guard who fined me 10 gold today for dropping the weapons I'd just pickpocketed from he and his colleges in Whiterun. I was so tempted to kill that man in Beast Form, but Vaurula had business to attend to without getting a huge bounty in a third Hold.
Also, seeing as the OP has edited to make it clear we're talking Skyrim, maybe this should move back?
Oh, and that guard who fined me 10 gold today for dropping the weapons I'd just pickpocketed from he and his colleges in Whiterun. I was so tempted to kill that man in Beast Form, but Vaurula had business to attend to without getting a huge bounty in a third Hold.
Also, seeing as the OP has edited to make it clear we're talking Skyrim, maybe this should move back?
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You know that guy who runs the mill in Falkreath? Him. I singlehandedly won skyrim for the stormcloaks, and yet he still says Proventials like me shouldn't be allowed to wander skyrim. I got mad, so I beat him to near death. He still doesn't get the message.
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Malborn. I only remember this because I just went through 'Diplomatic Immunity' for the first time yesterday.Noric34u wrote:That scrawny bosmer in the main quest i forgot his name. the one that delphine tells you to meet at the party
nords ftw
Soon as we made good our escape, the kid mutters "They're going to be after me for the rest of my life!" and runs down the road...
...ten seconds later, a Frost Dragon swoops down and killed him.
Guess he was right.
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