Andia: The Revolution

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Re: Andia: The Revolution

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"I'd break her heart, though." Valentin said.
"Uhh...Shut up, Beavis!"

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"She doesn't seem too concerned about mine."
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"I guess I'll just go and tell her now." Valentin sighed. He cautiously approached Mary. "Umm...Hey, what's up?" he greeted.
"Uhh...Shut up, Beavis!"

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"Oh, hey!" Mary said cheerfully. "Wait, before you talk, you see that supply tent over there?" she asked, pointing toward a large nearby tent. "Can you go in there and bring out a crate of submachine gun ammo? It should be labelled."
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Valentin, being his usual kind self, agreed. "Yeah, sure." he said, entering the tent in search of the crate.
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Mary had cleverly followed Valentin into the tent. "Well, now we're alone..." she said seductively.
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Valentin hook his head. "No, no, no, no, no!" he exclaimed, knowing what Mary was doing. "That's what I came here to talk to you about. Look, you're extremely beautiful. You're like...I don't know. You're really beautiful. But Aarys is...I mean, she is..."
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"She is a controlling little b*tch." Mary interrupted. "Besides, she's a weak little Woodland Elf anyway. You belong with a Human."

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Valentin was able to shout "Aarys!" before Mary began kissing him...
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Aarys stuck her head into the tent. "Dammit, enough!" She said angrily, and slapped Mary across the face.
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"Awh, she's here." Mary said to Valentin sadly. "We were about to have fun."

Surprisingly, Mary leaned over and gave Valentin a long, kiss, staring at Aarys the whole time. She finally released him, heading for the tent's exit.

- - -

"Do you want to see the jealousy in Ashriel's eyes?" the voice asked in Hremai's mind.
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What? Now I'm confused...
He won't be jealous... Hremai thought. He just won't.
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"You... You... Ahhh!" Aarys screamed in rage, and jumped on Mary's back, slamming her little fists into every inch of flesh she could reach.
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Using the strength that most Humans possessed, Mary threw Aarys towards Valentin. She winked at the man and left the tent.

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"Then we shall cause him pain using other methods. Meanwhile...walk about the tent. You're love awaits you. Can you guess which one it is?"

The tent was large and there were plenty of men and women inside working.
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"Aah!" Aarys paced back and forth several times, almost shaking in rage. She suddenly sat down, covering her face. She had broken down into bitter tears.
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Spoiler:
Duh wrote:You're love awaits you.
*your. :P
How the hell would I? Hremai asked. There's so many people in here. What is this place anyways?
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:lol: What's with you and doctors lately?
Okay... Hremai mumbled, beginning to walk around with slow, cautious steps.
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Re: Andia: The Revolution

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Ashriel had observed the scene with Mary from outside the tent.

What makes Valentin so lucky? Aarys, now Mary... In a normal world, even Hremai wouldn't like him. If Hremai had a soul and was capable of normal emotions.
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I meant MEDIC!

Bloody Europeans... :P
"Can you see him?" the voice asked. "Can you feel his presence?"
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N-no... Hremai said. Not really...
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Valentin sat beside Aarys and put his arm around her waist. "No...don't cry." he whispered.
"Uhh...Shut up, Beavis!"

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"...Val, I need to to make it very clear to her that what she is doing IS NOT OKAY! You haven't done ANYTHING!" Aarys said hashly, her face red with rage and shame. She tried to wipe away the angry tears. "Please... I love you..."
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"Aarys, I love you too." Valentin responded. "And you know that!"
"Uhh...Shut up, Beavis!"

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