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And I can tell you everything that's right with it.r wrote:I would tell you everything that's wrong with that statement, but most PHPBB systems have a 20,000-character limit per post and I don't want to run the risk.DorostheConqueror wrote:Avril is pure punk.


Which Avril Lavigne fansite did you copy and paste that from, then? And with this...DorostheConqueror wrote:And I can tell you everything that's right with it.r wrote:I would tell you everything that's wrong with that statement, but most PHPBB systems have a 20,000-character limit per post and I don't want to run the risk.DorostheConqueror wrote:Avril is pure punk.
Here's a question for you: what's the root of punk music? At it's core, what is punk music "about"? It's not about wearing tight jeans, it's not about playing three chords, it's not about being a Socialist (sorry, Jello) or being a Nazi (sorry, Ian) or anything like that. At it's heart, the common thread beneath all "real" punk music, is the simple ability to [&@%!] people off.
That's it. Ever since the Gender Pistols carefully crafted their sneering swagger to market music through controversy to disaffected British teens, punk music has been about offending people and making a scene. Now, of course, punk's become so ubiquitous and social mores have loosened so much that what used to offend merely bores these days, but real punk music still at least tries to be a cheeky pain in the ass. Right?
And now look what happens when someone mentions Avril Lavigne. Operation Ivy? Oh sure, I love them. The Ramones? Yeah man, those were the days, good times. AVRIL LAVIGNE?!?! OH MY GOD!!!!The room explodes, "cool" kids wring their hands in agony, Avril flutters her eyelashes innocently, and the ghostly spectre of Sid Vicious is standing behind her, beeming with pride.
Avril isn't punk in the sense that she follows her idols religiously, doing the same old things what her parents did a generation ago. But that was never the point of punk in the first place, now was it? She's got MAJOR balls, more balls than anyone I can think of- playing manufactured pop music and calling it punk makes Weezer's ironic use of heavy metal imagery look downright lame. And she does what no one, no one in the history of edgy, angsty pop music has done before: she offends the very people who should be above taking offensive. She punks the punks, which earns her the crown as the Reigning Queen of Punk.

Which fansite? Doros-Brain.com, the best darn fan site on Earth!Which Avril Lavigne fansite did you copy and paste that from, then?
And who says it's not? What makes her "not punk"? Because she doesn't sound exactly like bands from her parent's generation? I'm honestly curious here; the only reasons I've seen so far for not admitting that Avril is punk are either that she's a marketing gimmick (which is perfect, because punk STARTED as a marketing gimmick, and that's never really changed) or she doesn't have the "right sound", which is just plain silly coming from a musical style which allegedly thumbs it's nose at convention.That's not punk. That's trying to pass yourself off as something you are not.
It is when the point is to offend the Man. By claiming she's punk, she outpunks the punks, it's as simple as that! As for Keane, I've never heard them before. Does Keane claim to be a punk band? And does this claim cause conservative punk music fans still stuck in 1979 to blow their gaskets like a nun at a New York Dolls show? If so, then yes. I'd say they are punk, and fit to join the Holy Trinity of SP, Avril, and Wesley Willis.Yes, punk may be about making statements against establishment, but simply saying you play a genre of music when you do not is not really making a statement.

I stated my case, anyone can see it's solid, do with it what you will. I've already persuaded you, my friend. I know, I was once like you. It took me weeks after my initial epiphany to finally accept Avril's status as the Punk Rokk Messiah. So all that remains now is for you to finally admit it to yourself.r wrote:Avril Lavigne =/= punk. I'm doing a music degree, I know these things. But I know you're going to keep trying to persuade me otherwise, I'm just not going to listen anymore.


Something like this, I'd expect.Jeff wrote:What would have happened to Janis Jopplin, if she was born 20 years later.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but, I agree....DorostheConqueror wrote:And I can tell you everything that's right with it.r wrote:I would tell you everything that's wrong with that statement, but most PHPBB systems have a 20,000-character limit per post and I don't want to run the risk.DorostheConqueror wrote:Avril is pure punk.
Here's a question for you: what's the root of punk music? At it's core, what is punk music "about"? It's not about wearing tight jeans, it's not about playing three chords, it's not about being a Socialist (sorry, Jello) or being a Nazi (sorry, Ian) or anything like that. At it's heart, the common thread beneath all "real" punk music, is the simple ability to [&@%!] people off.
That's it. Ever since the Gender Pistols carefully crafted their sneering swagger to market music through controversy to disaffected British teens, punk music has been about offending people and making a scene. Now, of course, punk's become so ubiquitous and social mores have loosened so much that what used to offend merely bores these days, but real punk music still at least tries to be a cheeky pain in the ass. Right?
And now look what happens when someone mentions Avril Lavigne. Operation Ivy? Oh sure, I love them. The Ramones? Yeah man, those were the days, good times. AVRIL LAVIGNE?!?! OH MY GOD!!!!The room explodes, "cool" kids wring their hands in agony, Avril flutters her eyelashes innocently, and the ghostly spectre of Sid Vicious is standing behind her, beeming with pride.
Avril isn't punk in the sense that she follows her idols religiously, doing the same old things what her parents did a generation ago. But that was never the point of punk in the first place, now was it? She's got MAJOR balls, more balls than anyone I can think of- playing manufactured pop music and calling it punk makes Weezer's ironic use of heavy metal imagery look downright lame. And she does what no one, no one in the history of edgy, angsty pop music has done before: she offends the very people who should be above taking offensive. She punks the punks, which earns her the crown as the Reigning Queen of Punk.


