cool last words

[kgnmike88]

ive recently started playing skyrim with the radio on so i turned on subtitles for the important stuff i wanted to read/hear,

so when i was fighting that first dragon i could read the subtitles most of it was just general roaring etc but as it died it said dovahkiin!!! no!!

i have never noticed that before and thought it was pretty cool has anybody else noticed this?

also when playing the DB and i was requested to kill the man who set the contract i decided to do it, collected my payment and killed him and as he died he muttered no! i thought we had a deal!

has anyone else heard any other cool last words???

[Narzul]

I'LL BURY YOU
-- Bandit, 4E201

He died screaming that with my sword in his gut.

[MARS]

Every threat in Skyrim, Oblivion and Morrowind followed by death.

[kgnmike88]

o my apologies its just because im only ever in that section now!

[Kerr]

"You move like a pregnant cow."
-Bosmer Bandit, Circa 3E 433

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

"This will be the end of you, S'wit!" -Dunmer woman, 3E 426

[Kerr]

"I'll get you Moon and Starrrrrrrrrr."
-Dagoth Ur (while falling to his death), 3E 432
May not actually be what Dagoth Ur said, but it should have.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

"What a fool you are. I am a god. How can you kill a-"-Dagoth Ur, 3E 426, with a crushed head.

[Dark Spark]

Back in the Third Era, when I was tasked with purifying the Cheydinhal Sanctuary of its treachery, I crept into the living quarters to find Antoinetta Marie asleep in her bed. I drew my weapon and struck once.

Twice.

My third blow connected as she clamoured out of bed, and force of the axe flung her back against the mattress.

As her limp body slowly sank to its knees, I heard these last words issue from her fading breath: "Why, sister? Why?"

[Lunatic]

"I'll make you into a ru-" Generic Bandit right before his skull was turned into powder by my trusty mace. I love it when enemies threaten you, and then they run away and beg for mercy. Makes killing them all the more fun, doesn't it?

[calicocidd]

"with my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"-Prof. Farnsworth, 3002 CE; oh wait TES last words

"Here? Right here? What about, say... over there? No? Right here? All right then, you're the Grand Champion! Whatever you say!"-Annoying Fan, 3E 433, Dive Rock, 5 seconds before an arrow hit him in the head.

[SAMIAM]

"I've got a bone for you, COME AND GET IT" Telvanni Guard, victim of a werewolf attack.

[I EAT pain]

"OH [&@%!]!"

[Psychlone]

when i destroyed a reanimated corpse right before it turned to dust he said "thank you"


DB spoiler

Spoiler:

when I chose to eliminate the dark brotherhood instead of joining and kill astrid with her last dying breaths she said "well done"

[Tarandus]

A forsworn screaming: death is highly overrated

[Eltee]

MORROWIND
"Why can't I hit anything?!?"
-Llela Ienith, 3E426
Level 1

"What's a Dwemer centuri-"
-Llela Ienith, 3E426
Level 2

*enter Kogoruhn*
-Llela Ienith, 3E426
Level 4

*taunt daedra* [...] *corpse rape sounds*
-Llela Ienith, 3E426
Level 4

"Yup, Mr. Khajiit sailor man! Take me to Solstheim! How hard can it be? [...ten minutes later...] Oh my god! What's a Riekling? Ohmigod, it's riding a pig, it's so cut-"
-Llela Ienith, 3E426
Level 5

"Wow, Vivec's so cool! I wonder if I can find any cool loot if I kill him...
-Llela Ienith, 3E427
-Level 11

"STOOPI-"
-Llela Ienith, 3E426-27
Levels 1-17

OBLIVION
"I can't believe I haven't died yet. This game is so easy, who needs endurance? [...] Oblivion planes look so generic. So orange! My eyes hurt... [...] Whoa, did that metal tower thing just shoot at m-"
-Llela Ienith, 3E433
Level 16

"Gatekeeper! Prepare to eat fir-"
-Llela Ienith, 3E434
Level 21

SKYRIM
"Ohai, frost troll!"
-Llela Ienith, 4E201
Level 3

Gahh... TES, kicking my ass since forever.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

"Why isn't my fire spell hurting that Dunmer guy?!!"
-Arelan Hlaalu, 3E425

[Dark Spark]

3rd Era 433
Lucien Lachance: Dear sister, I do not spread rumours. I create them.
Cassie: Wow. How utterly unhelpful. All I wanted to know is if you'd join me on a moonlit stroll along the beach by Anvil, and you give me this? Why won't you communicate with me? These dead-drops are a stupid idea, after all...

4th Era 201
Lucien Lachance: I remember Skyrim from my youth. And the glistening crimson upon fields of white.
Cassie: Ahhhh, lovely.
Lucien Lachance: I remember Skyrim from my youth. And the glistening crimson upon fields of white.
Cassie: Yessssss. You said that already.
Lucien Lachance: I remember Skyrim from my youth. And the glistening crimson upon fields of white.
Cassie: Don't get me wrong, dearie: I do love that fact that you're back. But, if you don't shut your pie-hole, I'm going to go all Applewatch on you...
Lucien Lachance: I remember Skyrim from my youth. And the glistening crimson upon fields of white.
Cassie: Shut up. Shut UP. SHUT UP!
Lucien Lachance: I live. Agai— AGGGHGH! *splat*
Cassie: See ya' tomorrow, dearie.

[Elegost]

Not really cool, but sad. Guard or soldiers say "No! Not like this!" I always feel so pitiful, Bethesda really has done a great job.

[Red Guardian]

"Death is highly overrated!"
Falmer Servant, circa 4E201.

[Gideon Dragontongue]

FUS RO DAH! Need I say more?

[I EAT pain]

That's not the victims last words.


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