Avron the S'wit wrote:I can't believe it's 1 a.m. Good heavens. What the heck do we do this late at night, anyway? Have hot cocoa and read bedtime stories?
Ahh, Avron, you've come to the master at staying up all night!
Now first, I like to clean my house. Not very popular for an activity, I admit, but you'll need it for later.
Then, I like watching fish. It's like they're taunting me... what with their ability to not need to sleep. You know what? I'm better than fish! HOW DARE THEY!!!
Now, after you've dealt with the fish, I like taking a late night walk. Not a good idea in urban areas, I admit, but luckily I had the foresight to live in the middle of nowhere.
After walking for a while, making sure you're far enough from your property so no one nearby knows who you are, I howl at the moon. Like a wolf. No reason, I just like the concept of howling at it. It's like you're saying to the moon "You think you're tough, in the vacuum of space, meaning that you can't hear me howling? Well then... I beg to argue with you on that point."
Now you should start running, preferably not in a straight line. This activity tends to annoy everything around you.
Keep running until you see day break, that's the point that you know you've succeeded. In what exactly? Well, nothing really, but it's the idea of an accomplishment that really doesn't count here.