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I don't know what triggers this but my werewolf feeding meter does not go up sometimes when I feed.
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I was sent to a fort to kill silver hand members, idk why but it sent me to the same fort I had already cleared out with whats-her-face when you first turn. That dead guy was even still there.
Anyway, I had just fed on two different people, so I should have had an extra 60s of werewolf time, but I ran down some stairs, opened a door, jumped on some guy and changed back. All of this had to have taken less than 10 RL seconds.
I haven't tried turning again since being a werewolf is SO weak at lvl 45ish.

Not thread related, but I think I have a pretty good werewolf technique (knocking them down) and I just cannot live. Really takes the fun out of it for me.
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A friend of mine has two miscellaneous quests requiring the friend to go to Jarl of Riften. When the friend goes there, the Jarl has no dialogue options related to either quest, preventing said friend from finishing them.

Any ideas on how to fix it?
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Whenever i get hit with a arrow it says in for soooo long........ not sure if thats a glitch
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I guess it's not in Kansas anymore.
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Turned into a werewolf with a mace in my hand. Behold, the mace-wielding wolfman!
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Argonanza wrote:Turned into a werewolf with a mace in my hand. Behold, the mace-wielding wolfman!
So the game glitched and gave your character a brain?
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I recently saw a deer that I was chasing down jump into the river, and I followed. When I was under water, and saw the deer, it was swimming like a torpedo and just FLEW and mach speed.
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You have seen the mystery of deer. They glide through grassy plains, and shoot past you on the wings of lightning in water. They are the QoRaan!
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Anyone else run into this Skjor glitch? I'm 83 hours into the game and Skjor died really early on in the game.. Like at least 40 game hours ago. I filmed this video of it, and when I went back to Jorrvaskr later on, Skjor was alive and well again. So bizarre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPSO_blzoaM
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dubq wrote:Anyone else run into this Skjor glitch? I'm 83 hours into the game and Skjor died really early on in the game.. Like at least 40 game hours ago. I filmed this video of it, and when I went back to Jorrvaskr later on, Skjor was alive and well again. So bizarre.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPSO_blzoaM
Strange. This didn't happen to me. Does it affect anything else in your game play ?
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Not that I've noticed so far. But I have to say that this the first "major" glitch I've noticed. I call it major since it pretty much resurrected a character that was long dead. ;)
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I think I found another bugged character, who SHOULD be eligible for marriage, but aren't. Could I get something to double-check? It's Taarie, of Radiant Raiment in Solitude.
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Not a glitch but very funny:

You know how some horses are badasses and kill dragons? Mine did a leroy jenkins on a dragon at the top of a mountain. I was at the bottom, waiting for the dragon to return to it's wall of text. Next thing I know; BAM! Motherf***ing horse getting sparta'd off the top of the moutain by the dragon, flying through the air, and doing a pavement pizza right beside me, skidding it's face across 10 metres of heathland. I lol'd so hard.
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I was in the middle of catching Torchbugs by a stone arch outside Ustengrov ((where you go to retrieve the horn of Jorgen Windcaller)) when a random Draugr fell out of the sky and landed on top of me :(
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It was flying along then it wanted to kiss you. Did it work?
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Was it alive?
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JVElEven wrote:Was it alive?
No it was dead
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RohanWarden wrote:Wierd glitches with my horse.
Everytime I mount she goes invisible for a few seconds - this is just strange, doesn't effect my game.
Problem is she does the same thing when I try to ride up a mountain. If the cliff is too steep and I tell her to jump she goes invisible. Now I'm halfway up a huge mountain and can't see what's going on. So I occasionally turn the wrong way (I'm not good in 3rd person) and end up squished at the base of the mountain. Has happened a few times now.
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Both in Whiterun... going up the stairs to the loft of my house (Breezehome?) and its like my character gets stuck at the top stair and I have to wiggle around to get up (that's what she said)

Also, I came out of my home in Whiterun and the captain of the guards (i forget his name) did some kind of Matrix-style levetation float down to the street from the tavern across the street (I believe its the The Bannered Mare?). Mead must have been a tad bit strong on this particular night.
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Running to rorikstead from whiterun with Lydia. I hear a dragon roar and see it fighting a giant and a mammoth. Neither die, so after a while, they seem to lose interest. In each other. Then they see me. Lydia, being a BOSS! attacked the giant. I watched the giant smack her, and we have liftoff. After running from a very angry giant, and stopping to take in the view, I hear feet hitting the ground. I spin around ready to fight, and here comes Lydia, acting like nothing happened. Awesome.
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I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but are horses supposed to be able to defy physics? Being able to climb mountains with horses is really useful, so I hope they don't fix it.
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trueguitarist95 wrote:I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but are horses supposed to be able to defy physics? Being able to climb mountains with horses is really useful, so I hope they don't fix it.
I hope they don't either! It's great.
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At some Sleeping Tree Sap Tree-thing west of Whiterun, two mammoths and a giant are patrolling the camp. One of the mammoths is flying up in the sky and back down, up and back down. Like 200 feet up in the air. It looks crazy.
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