Interviews

[Generalno1]

The tradition lives on.
Ask your questions to the mods, to each of us, and we will reply on the 24th. No rules, anything.

[POMC S117]

All:

How did you become a mod.
Cats or dogs.

[Shadow]

All: Favorite Ex Mod?
Generalno1: Who gave you this title of 'no1' or is your head very largely inflated?

[OblivionDuruza]

I've got what I think is a good one actually, favourite Elder Scrolls Game, along with your most prominent Elder Scrolls memory or experience. And additionally, describe the day you joined the UESP. Why did you join? Any memories that stick out from that day?

[Sloady]

Is Avron REALLY a Sload?
Do you have to perform the Black Sacrament to get the mods to contact you to become one of them?
How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Rose of Sithis]

@All:
Which forum members do you ship? For example, Cam/Mrs. T, Weasel/Chaos....

[Spiney]

@All: Do you love me? B3

[ZeRoc]

How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

You don't need a mod to answer that question,

Spoiler:

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Hmm, what is a good question?

That is my question.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

Would you name your son or daughter "Dovahkiin" if you got free TES games for the rest of your life?
What makes this Mod team so awesome?
Why did you decide to join UESP?
Does Kora-Dur sound like corridor?
What is your favorite TES race?
What is the meaning of life and everything?
^If so, then what is 56+43?
What common stereotypes of TES races do you hate?

[Kerr]

All:
Who would win in a fight a bear or a shark?
If the early bird catches the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait?

[Mucro]

Not a valid question. (No discussing moderator actions.) Try again! - Avron

[JVElEven]

Wanna buy a watch?

And is it fun to be a mod? Why?

[ZeRoc]

Do you have to perform the Black Sacrament to get the mods to contact you to become one of them?

hmmm...

Spoiler:

Create an effigy of the intended victim yourself, assembled from actual body parts forum inside jokes, including a heart fried rat, skull Zombie's vodka, bones fish-sticks and flesh ponies. Encircle that effigy with candles "ice cream".

The ritual itself must then commence. Proceed to stab the effigy repeatedly with a dagger Weasel rubbed with the petals of a Nightshade plant Chaos, while whispering this plea:
Sweet Mother Avron, sweet Mother Nanza, send your child Dark Lord unto me, for the sins of the unworthy spambots must be baptized in blood Pink and fear Green."

Would the contents of the spoiler tag work as said Black Sacrament? (Pink and Green sacrament?)

And now for the basic questions.
Favorite movie?
Elderscrolls game?
Color?
Role model?

[AKB]

All: What other mod could you take in a fight, and why?
Where do you get off?
Yes or no?
Will you answer this question?
What was that?
Will you get the door?
Where are my keys?
Did you answer any of these questions honestly, and if not, which ones?
Which user is your favorite?
You must cross a fox, a bag of grain, and a chicken across a river. You can only take one of your burdens across at once. If you leave the chicken alone with the bag of grain, the chicken will eat the grain. If you leave the chicken alone with the fox, it will eat the chicken. How do you proceed?
Is the concept of time correct? Is time relevant?
Hello? Is anyone there?
What is the greatest secret you're willing to share with us?

[scribbane]

You must cross a fox, a bag of grain, and a chicken across a river. You can only take one of your burdens across at once. If you leave the chicken alone with the bag of grain, the chicken will eat the grain. If you leave the chicken alone with the fox, it will eat the chicken. How do you proceed?

Can I answer this one because it is easy?

I'll edit this post later with some questions maybe. Not sure if I have any to ask.

[Leyyuce]

Name your five favorite musical groups/musical artists.

[Kestral]

If you could can choose an animal that you can commit a full-on genocide on, which animal would it be?

[Dark Lord Cam]

Is it okay for mods to ask questions?
YES
Am I funny?

[MARS]

All:
Do you spam in the Mod forum?
Have you ever neglected any of your duties? (Eg. Ignored a spambot because you just couldn't be bothered to ban it?)
Which is that one book that you will always read again and again?

Can't think of any good personal ones yet.

[JVElEven]

Is it okay for mods to ask questions?
YES
Am I funny?

Are non-mods allowed to answer that question?
Why does Mai'q not have a stick of fishies?

[Mithrandir]

Who shot first, Han Solo or Greedo?

[JVElEven]

Who's on first?

[Avron the S'wit]

To the other moderators:

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?
What's the one thing you wish members on the forums knew about being a moderator?
What is your one hope for the UESP forums?
Boxers or briefs?
We're going on a date! (Lucky duck, you!) Where do we go and, most importantly, what are we eating?!
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Dark Lord Cam]

What is better? Home cooked dinner or restaurant?

What do you do for fun?

[The Tom]

Cam: NaNoWriMo - yay or nay?
General: Career plans - yay or nay?
Avron: Linguistics - yay or nay?
Nanza: Finland/Norway - yay or nay?
Matt: Border Collies - yay or nay?
Scoz: Morrowind - yay or nay?

All: Firstly thanks for being the best damn mod team I've ever worked with (though really, technically, only the second mod team I've ever been on). But since this needs to be a question: much evidence is being gathered that galaxies have supermassive black holes at their centres, for example the spiral galaxy M51 may contain a black hole formed from a star 1 million times more massive than our sun. Explain what is meant by the term 'event horizon' and calculate the radius of the event horizon for the supermassive black hole in M51.