Favorite spoken line by a NPC?

JVElEven · Post by **JVElEven** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:19 pm

Everything Dyus says is kind of memorable as well.

Daemos Avetorii · Post by **Daemos Avetorii** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:31 pm

"MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!"

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:01 pm

H8Ball wrote:...Also sadly shook my head watching YouTube clips demonstrating some people's obviously adolescent fascination with the "unprintable" word I alluded to in my last post. Honestly, at nearly 50 years old now, I'm not past it yet, but I HAVE been past it giggle-wise since birth. I don't see what all the fuss is about. It's just the handle women lead you around by. Tarzan swings on a vine. Jane swings on his. It's why he goes "Aaaaaaa-ee-a-ee-aaaaaaa-ee-a-ee-AHH"!

"...Emmeline, an Indian brave rides bareback."

Cemiboy_FB · Post by **Cemiboy_FB** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:03 pm

"Look, a fly, bzzzzzzzzz" - an orc in cheydinhal

Tiber-Septim · Post by **Tiber-Septim** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:32 pm

"Come to laugh at the pathetic old man have we? To the pit with you, leave me alone!"
-Some guy, can't remember his name.

Jimbob · Post by **Jimbob** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:12 pm

Most of the stuff Rugdumph says: "We is most pleased... eth... ified"

Frogmander · Post by **Frogmander** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:49 am

"You cant just toss me aside like some soiled cloth!" ~ Thieves Guild Informant
"YES I CAN! You are hereby under arrest!" ~ Heirmonius Lex (or w/e his name is)

M.Beata · Post by **M.Beata** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:49 pm

"Thats just dum" is LOLgood!

Elune · Post by **Elune** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:06 pm

"I HAVE NO GREETING"

Endorin · Post by **Endorin** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:48 pm

¨Dear brother i dont spread rumors, i create them¨ Lucien Lachance.

Doctor Meaticus · Post by **Doctor Meaticus** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:17 am

"Hold on a second, let me try that one again." - Some High Elven woman in the Imperial City, the voice actor for which made a mistake apparently unnoticed by Bethesda.

the Savage Hippie · Post by **the Savage Hippie** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:08 pm

I had completely forgotten about this line, but this will have to be my absolute faveourite line
Bolwing: I'll Kalicrak the Findoo. I will. You Terratet it!

Leisure Pirate · Post by **Leisure Pirate** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:09 am

"No...No! I'm too late, I thought I could get here in time, thought I could stop you! By Sssithis...what have you done?!
-Lucien Lachance

"Horrible creatures! Replete with horror and evil. They roam freely eastward of the estate. I look forward to you exterminizing them"..."Precedeth most urgentlike."
-Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak, voice of a generation.

"Rany Roo! Rany Roo!"

DerangedPickle · Post by **DerangedPickle** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:03 pm

"STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!"

"You found my belabored daughter! I will tell Burz gro-Khash about your indentures! Take this. It has been passed in my family for many generators." - Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak

TomDD · Post by **TomDD** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:54 pm

"...Find him, and close shut the jaws of Oblivion."
-Emperor Uriel Septim VII

Cue intro music...

OneGear · Post by **OneGear** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:21 am

Not "favorite," but every female argonian calls me a dickhead every time I end a conversation. Kind of wtf.

Mekorosi · Post by **Mekorosi** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 8:27 pm

"You should not be here, mortal! Your blood is forfeit! Your flesh is mine!" - Dremora Sigil Keeper from the Oblivion world opened at Kvatch.

TomDD · Post by **TomDD** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:54 am

Mekorosi wrote:"You should not be here, mortal! Your blood is forfeit! Your flesh is mine!" - Dremora Sigil Keeper from the Oblivion world opened at Kvatch.

Wow, yeah I forgot about that one. Just love the way he emphasises the 'blood', 'forfeit', 'flesh' and 'mine'.

Valus · Post by **Valus** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:22 am

"BE QUICK ABOUT IT, MORTALL!" -Dremora Greeting in Camoran's Paradise

"J'Zin-Dar. I tell you so you can tell everyone who kicked the crap out of you. J'Zin-Dar. Get it right."
"You are stupid, so let me make this easy for you: You are stupid. Now go away. I don't want your blood and puke all over me." - J'Zin-Dar

Frost Mage · Post by **Frost Mage** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:51 am

Why do Khajiits like their butts? To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouthes! - I forgot...

Valus · Post by **Valus** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:59 am

Frost Mage wrote:Why do Khajiits like their butts? To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouthes! - I forgot...

"I'm Dar Jee. I'm a Khajiit in disguise...want to see me lick my butt?" - Dar Jee

OPMarty · Post by **OPMarty** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 5:00 am

Frost Mage wrote:Why do Khajiits like their butts?

ILLITERATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

AddictedtoMorrowind · Post by **AddictedtoMorrowind** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:20 pm

Frost Mage wrote:Why do Khajiits like their butts?

Hey now! Be nice.

SithisIsMyCopilot · Post by **SithisIsMyCopilot** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:50 pm

Kithlan in the court of dementia: "Felldew is a poison. Don't eat it, it'll kill you. Actually, eat some. Eat a bunch, eat all you can find."

Veri · Post by **Veri** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:08 am

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
"Dear sister, I do not spread rumours, I create them."

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So original...

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