Your favorite quotes from other users.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Riddle me this: Tricky if you’re no lore expert.

In the interest of making everyone here friendlier and laughing at all the good times we've shared, feel free to quote your favorite posts and comment on the context... or not. Whichever is funnier.

*Stolen from another forum*

[Kerr]

I will always remember.

Yup. I'm keeping count. This is the 4th necro I've come across... Starting to think it's Night Captain Kerr, leader of some mad Zombie resurrection cult.

[Rose of Sithis]

PS: I'm cooler than Kestral period, period

I didn't know there was a menstrual cycle named after me. :/

Remember kids, it's not the size that matters - it's the colour.

I'd like to change my name from The Raven to The Raven.
If you could do that, it would be fantastic. Kthx.

Stop being so quotable, Raven. D:

Well, here in California, we have an unfavorable past-time called 'OMG FIRE RUN'....

Kestral should also stop being quotable.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. THERMODYNAMICS, UESP! THERMODYNAMICS!

And pretty much every other thermodynamics post, too.

[Jeff]

Your favorite quotes from other users.

Is this not what sig's are for...???

[Dark Lord Cam]

Yes, but you can't possibly quote everything in a sig.

[Jeff]

Yes I can... until someone complains... and Avron Battleships me, and you try to eat my soul.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Yes I can... until someone complains... and Avron Battleships me, and you try to eat my soul.

[Dean]

I'll listen to anything except that manufactured, talentless, manipulated transexual called lady gaga.

... damn I miss this guy, he had a direct link to my funny bone. Was also wicked on a keyboard...

[Eltee]

Doomstone camp

Spoiler:

Per was masturbating behind the doomstone.

Per was sat inside the tent and was shining his weapon, while he waited for the others to get ready. He was eager to enter the Ayleid ruins, and also finding out what the giant mysterious stone would do at night.

Spoiler:

EDIT: I'll be going out of town for the weekend and will probably not post alot. Just so you know.

[Dark Lord Cam]

... If only I had seen that sooner.

[Per]

That did not happen.

[AKB]

Mars reminds us that he is awesome.

But I like being under the Supreme Leader.

This can be severly misinterpreted.

[Avron the S'wit]

Yes I can... until someone complains... and Avron Battleships me, and you try to eat my soul.

My favorite quotes around here tend to include the ones where I'm battleshippin' someone. Good times, good times.

So long as this remains a neat and tidy forum about our favorite quotes and stays free of spam and clutter, it's on. Perhaps I will even share my favorite quotes. Cam knows I have a text file of this. He's so sneaky!

[Dark Lord Cam]

Some of my best words are in that text file.

[The-Shadow-One]

The-Shadow-One DOES have a soul stealing policy...I think the rules depend on how annoying someone is
Please, for the love of god, don't go in his dungeon...HE HAS DIALUP!!!!!!!

Mostly cuz its funny for me and partly cuz I'm in it

Spoiler:

like a boss

[Chaos the N'wah]

Oldies, but goodies from my long lost twin

Spoiler:

I knew I couldn't get a ticket or I'd be screwed over, I stupidly ran from the cop. As I ran, I suddenly felt a "shocking" pain in my back. Apparently I was out for a few seconds

Spoiler:

Amateurish.

Like Sexy Kittens, Beardface

Who's using markers?, I'm using welding torches

Indeed. Sexy fluffy cuddly kittens.

And the most disturbing of the bunch

Spoiler:

Quite son! Mommy and I are having a discussion!
Kittens are sexy.

Oh I'm so not giving you a back rub later, you just talked your way into the dog house mister!

Okay I just started to pay attention. You are giving back rubs to dogs or something because you married a weasel who is cheating on you with a cat? How does Scozzar work into this? Is Scozzar a dog? I'd have no way of knowing what with this being the internet.

That's it! I'm going to a motel!

I'm so confused!!!!!!

Fine! go to your tramp! leave me with the kids like always!

There, there children, daddies angry because he's just gotta make a poo...on someone...
Now go to bed like good little angels....

Be as confused as possible. Mommy's being a witch.

Burn the witch!

Wait what??? Cthulhus and weasels are cross breedable now? This day just keeps getting weirder...

Our son is from 16th century Boston... Great.

Mommy knows what's best
/tuboficecream

I go out for half a day and miss 10 pages .

And Weasel and Chaos had a child .

Sooo... confused

*spoiler*We are strange people. */spoiler*
Pfff... Ice cream. Beer does the job fine!

Okay this insanity has gone too far!!! This topic is now focusing on famous people from the state of Ohio. Did you know no other state has produced more astronauts?

*cries with spoon in mouth*
*spoiler*for those not in the know, Vw and I seamlessly slipped into character..
We're playing everyone's favorite board game, Life: Dysfunctional Family Roleplaying Edition*/spoiler*

You're lucky I'm a happy drunk! *Hands a bottle of vodka to Zombie* Go crazy dammit!

I'm going to go live with my mother! *points to child* it's your problem now! *cries*

Btw, Vw and I now own this thread, All your thoughts are belong to us

Did you know that seven presidents hail from Ohio? Including Ulysses S. Grant! Isn't that fascinating? Please stop this before we wake up the admins... Or else they may decide that the best way to go back to sleep is to ban us.

[VirtualWeasel]

Aaaaah.
Memories.

Spoiler:

"Crap, the can smell blood."
Beren threw the swords down onto the table, and leaped along the rafters, remaining silent and in shadows.

Piercing green eyes appear above the blade seconds later. She fully reappears next to the sword, looking about, tail whipping playfully behind her.
Tsavi's eyes turn violet for a brief moment and she makes a smile full with teeth, an unnatural and disturbing sight. The Khajiit turns and jumps off the rafters, falling gracefully at a slow speed, landing on the table near Pilus. She settles herself down and begins washing herself, content at all the attention directed at her

Kilaya stared at the Dunmer. "That was the most entertaining thing I've seen all day. No wonder the Dunmer couldn't hold Mournhold..." Kilaya's voice trailed off into laughter.

Spoiler:

Kilaya heard a commotion and saw Beren passed out on the ground, the guard looking at him strangely. He scurried over and grabbed Beren by the shoulders.
"Excuse him. He's a bit... Drunk." Kilaya dragged Beren behind a bush.

[Chaos the N'wah]

That never stops being hysterical

[azuarc]

A couple from Oblivion Trivia...

Spoiler:

When's the last time Daedric Mudcrab has been on? His question has gotten at least 5 answers to it and he hasn't said if either of them are right.

2 days ago at 12:00 Eastern Time

Wolf's turn

Spoiler:

In response to being told not to look up the answer on the wiki

No I didn't use the Wiki, I used my Prima guide.

Spoiler:

Oooh. One of you was so, SO close. Just a little bit less specific, and you're there. Take the whole riddle in context.

umm...Inventory Items. Lore.

Lol in an attempt to be non-specific azuarc's latest guess is "Lore"

Okay, azuarc, not THAT non-specific.

[Rose of Sithis]

Rated ArGh! for Pirates.
[&@%!] you.

I love this thread. :3

[Spiney]

I would try and quote all the times people have called me "she" or "her", but that'd exceed the word limit.

[Ilikeskooma]

Your a dude!? who would of known...

[Arkhon]

Your a dude!? who would of known...

Lol, right?

[Elune]

Veck will you marry me?

No.

[Veck]

Sin & debauchery > Holy matrimony