THE BATTLEGROUND!

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:15 pm

Xivilai's are chumps, Clannfears are murder incarnate. So Clannfear wins!

Hows about: a Dragon vs an Emperor Crab

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:22 pm

And I thought NORMAL mud crabs sucked!
Though dragons rock my foxy socks right off I would have to say
EMPEROR MUD CRAB!

weka · Post by **weka** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:39 pm

I'd def rather face a Xivilai than a Clannfear!

I'm going to have to go with Emperor Crab as well!

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:52 am

Okay. The Spectral Mudcrab of Mankar Camoran's Paradise versus your best buddy Baurus!

weka · Post by **weka** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:01 am

Baurus of course, he's my buddy!!

Aradinn · Post by **Aradinn** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:27 am

baurus!!!

Masser · Post by **Masser** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:05 pm

Baurus.

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:33 pm

Okay. Your best buddy Baurus versus his mentor, Jauffre.

weka · Post by **weka** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:39 pm

That's just vicious! They would never fight!!

But if they did, I'd have to go with Jauffre. Baurus may be my buddy, but Jauffre has my respect.

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:46 pm

Baurus. Level 40 vs. 25 maximum. Hmmm, who would win?

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:50 pm

You think too much of levels. I think Jauffre wins.

Battle of the old geezers:
Uriel Septim VII vs Jauffre

weka · Post by **weka** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:05 pm

Woo Hoo Jauffre won!

Def Jauffre again, he's def not an "old geezer", but Uriel does seem to have gotten a little too used to the comforts of life in his older age.

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:29 pm

Hey. He did survive several years in Oblivion by himself! Although that did leave him all coo-coo in the head.

weka · Post by **weka** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:55 pm

Really? I obviously slept through that monologue, what happened??

Bruffmeister · Post by **Bruffmeister** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:33 pm

It was in a previous Elder Scrolls Weka, I think the first1.

Masser · Post by **Masser** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:30 pm

Septim, you just can't beat Patrick Stewart. (He does voice him, right?)

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:36 pm

Id love to say Jauffre but Uriel would have all his guards clobber the poor blade

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:58 am

So I guess Uriel wins?

Call this a little one-sided, but...

Uriel Septim vs. Tiber Septim (mortal)

Masser · Post by **Masser** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:01 am

Tiber. Based on name coolness alone, he would win. And, if I'm not mistaken, he is the ancestor of Uriel, and could just "incapacitate" his baby making abilities.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:52 am

Tiber.
Yeah I reckon he had some skooma when he was pregnant

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:59 pm

Malacath vs. Umbra (person)

weka · Post by **weka** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:01 pm

Umbra!!

Always Umbra! Umbra vs the Universe = Umbra!!!

Umbra is poss my fav char in Ob, she's def my kind of girl! (Well apart from all the mass killings that she used to do, but I didn't know any of her victims, so I'm willing to give her a 2nd chance!)

bas237 · Post by **bas237** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:56 pm

weka wrote:Umbra!!

Always Umbra! Umbra vs the Universe = Umbra!!!

Umbra is poss my fav char in Ob, she's def my kind of girl! (Well apart from all the mass killings that she used to do, but I didn't know any of her victims, so I'm willing to give her a 2nd chance!)

After the release of Oblivion a friend of my said that Umbra was really tough and that he first couldn't kill her and after that needed about 10 minutes and nearly a hundred healing/sorcery potions.
But I got her killed in just five or six hits with Goldbrand.

weka · Post by **weka** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:59 pm

Murderer!!!!!

I've never killed her, I like to visit for afternoon tea!

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:29 pm

Make sure not to accidently replace her drink with skooma...she might wind up like THIS...