101 Ways to Kill the Adoring Fan

ArotosMarkos · Post by **ArotosMarkos** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:11 am

The title says it all!
Our goal is to post 101 Ways to kill the Adoring Fan!
Time to break an Elder Scrolls record!

1. Get your Hand-to-Hand to 100 and punch him off Dive Rock.

Butterknife · Post by **Butterknife** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:21 am

2. Tell him to, "Wait here" in the middle of the great forest.

bas237 · Post by **bas237** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:20 am

3. Take him to dive rock, tell him to follow you, jump of the end of the rock, turn around, see him die and then fast-travel to dive rock just before you reach the ground.

4. Take him into a dungeon. When you see a trap (like a swinging-mace trap), jump over/under it, turn around and watch the show.

Aradinn · Post by **Aradinn** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:39 pm

5. Download oblivion forcepush at tes nexus and push him off previously said rock

ArotosMarkos · Post by **ArotosMarkos** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:52 pm

6. Bring him to the isolated house, and have him wait there. Go do the Main Quest.

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:15 pm

7. Like this.

Tryzon · Post by **Tryzon** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:20 pm

DorostheConqueror, that is pure genius!

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:39 am

8. Target practice! Jump off Dive Rock, and while he's hurtling towards the ground, turn around and try to get him with an arrow or two, or maybe a spell in mid-air.

EDIT: After seeing Doros' video...WOW...just, WOW...

Cr0ssFire · Post by **Cr0ssFire** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:13 pm

9. Take him to a guard and cast a frenzy spell on him

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:20 pm

10. An even better way

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:30 pm

11.Feed him Daedric Firewisky, then frenzy him, he will attack the daedric lord, and the confused dremora will slaughter him !!!!!!

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:51 pm

12. Jump off a very high place (not necessarily Dive Rock, but high enough to kill him) and try to talk to him in mid air. Tell him you don't need a fan, and he'll start to walk/run in mid-air, then fall to his death.

Anfauglith126 · Post by **Anfauglith126** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:41 pm

13. Go to the top of Dive Rock and tell him you dont need a fan, he will commit suicide

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:05 pm

14. Take him for a walk through Oblivion. Push him off of a bridge into the lava below.

weka · Post by **weka** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:13 pm

-1. I think I need to start a "how to love your AF" thread!! Poor little fan!

Dark Spark · Post by **Dark Spark** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:23 pm

15. Sigil Stone + Telekinesis to lift him up onto the firebowl on the Anvil Lighthouse, and tell him to wait here... right here.

Then wait for sundown and watch our kindly lightkeeper flip the 'On' switch.

Stormscape · Post by **Stormscape** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:15 pm

He'll follow you everywhere, right? Well.... Oblivion world with the high walkways between the towers. See where I'm headed with this?

tain · Post by **tain** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:53 pm

give him a full suit of armor thats enchanted with fire damage and you get a nice little bonfire

John117 · Post by **John117** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:20 am

17. bring him in oblivion tell him to wait at the start and the close the gate.

TrogdorCronus27 · Post by **TrogdorCronus27** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:34 am

Like this

ArotosMarkos · Post by **ArotosMarkos** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:57 am

Tain, please check the dates on previous posts before you post on the topic.

Could I get this locked?
I'm not sure what I was thinking when I created it >.>

Quiglesigles · Post by **Quiglesigles** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:57 am

While I do think it is a valid thread I will lock it.

As always, if you think that it should be unlocked yell at me with a pm