Couple of funny Skyrim bugs revealed in PC Gamer

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Couple of funny Skyrim bugs revealed in PC Gamer

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Ggo t this info from ShadowBroker Made me lol!
Just finished reading the PC GAMER UK magazine and found a funny bug they talked about and i thought i should share it with you.

When they started talking about the radiant story system tot said they had a bug lately that they realised that chickens were reporting crimes... I found that very funny..
They started doing crime sprees so then they were like "Why are we getting caught? " "Ohhh, the chickens are reporting the crimes!".
And they had a other bug lately and it's about marriage.... You can get married in the game as we know, and Todd had deciced to marry this one woman who was his friend. And he forgot that he had done this Radiant quest for this other guy, who it turns out had liked her. When you get married you can decide where you live. If you own a house, your spouse can move in with you , or you can move in with them. Todd had owned a house in the city of Whiterun, so he told her 'OK we should live there'. He went there, and she hadn't arrived yet, so he decided to wait so he slept and waited.... And then she showed up! He turend around and as she was standing there, he saw another door open to another bedroom and the other guy WALKED OUT! Then Todd had to call the designer over and said : "This guy! I forgot i did that thing!" and he said "Oh yeah, he's going to visit her every day...." if you make him like her , he then visits her every day, and doesn't care if she's married... It's my wedding night , guy walks out of MY BEDROOM.

Thought those were funny to share with you guys.
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Thanks for sharing, River
I'm pretty sure they will fix those in the final game, at least i hope they will :s
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hmm, I guess my first character name will be Chicken Killer...
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ZeRoc wrote:hmm, I guess my first character name will be Chicken Killer...
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Oh man, awesome stuff. Bugs can be annoying, but hearing about all the crazy [&@%!] that can happen is part of the fun.
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Funny you should say Chickens, Oblivion had a similar problem.... Let me show you hehe :)

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River wrote:Ggo t this info from ShadowBroker Made me lol!
It's my wedding night , guy walks out of MY BEDROOM.

Thought those were funny to share with you guys.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

I hope they fix that bug....
I hope they keep the chicken bug!!! :P
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In Oblivion, the sheep had a tendency to report attacks, even if you were not the one attacking them. So long as you were in line-of-sight of a sheep getting hit, you get blamed for the assault.

On the bright side, this means Bethesda knows what's wrong with the chickens and can fix it before Skyrim's release.

On the dark side, they never did fix that bug concerning the sheep...
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All Sheep in cyrodiil work for the imperial legion and are tried from lambs to spot criminal activities and report it down the Barbar line.
Crooks never suspect they are being watched when a sheep is about so the legion catch a lot of crooks that way.

Since Sheep are reporting crimes in cyrodiil, what I just said should be written in to TES LORE :)

ROTFL..... hay its a feature I tell you, a feature :)
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