Andia: The Revolution

[Eltee]

Aarys smiled. "Good night, Valentin..."

[King Acunasti]

"Umm...do you want to have a beer before we go to sleep?" Valentin asked.

[Eltee]

"Ugh... I was comfortable, too." Aarys groaned, but she sat up. The blanket slipped down when she rose, but she drew it back around herself. She shivered. "Some beer would be okay."

[JVElEven]

Spoiler:

Drunkards. It may fortify your courage and bravery, but it worsens your accuracy, so what would you do if the ICA attacked, huh?

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

Easy. Hit them with a broadsword until they they die.

[King Acunasti]

"No, sweetheart." Valentin said, standing and beginning to dress himself. "I don't even want you to move. Just stay here, relax, and enjoy the warmth of the tent. I'll go get the beers. Alright?"

[Eltee]

"Okay." Aarys crooned.

[King Acunasti]

Valentin left and returned about 10 minutes later with two cold beers. "Here you are, sexy." He said, throwing one of the beers to Aarys.

[Eltee]

Aarys caught it deftly, and popped the cap off. She took a sip. "How did i think this tasted bad?" She wondered aloud.

[King Acunasti]

"You tell me." Valentin replied as he cracked open the beer. "Oh god..." he sighed as he took a sip. "Well, unfortunately, I'm all dressed now. I should probably go out and find us some new clothes so we don't have to wear these rags in the morning."

[JVElEven]

Spoiler:

No, please do walk around naked tomorrow. I have no issues with that.

Hremai had sat down near a fire, greedily consuming a head of cabbage, still fidgeting nervously at her new hair.

[Eltee]

"Okay. I'll come too." Aarys said. She stood up, and started putting on some clothes. "Don't want you getting me badly-sized clothes. Although..." She grinned mischievously. "You might know my body better than I do at this point." She trilled a happy (if slightly intoxicated) laugh.

Spoiler:

Aarys is a major lightweight, by the way.

[JVElEven]

Spoiler:

Which is pretty obvious from the character sheet, but I'm probably the only one who reads those for reference.

[King Acunasti]

Valentin smiled. "You're drunk." he laughed.

[Eltee]

"I am not..." Aarys murmured stubbornly.

[King Acunasti]

Valentin laughed even harder. "You sure are." he mocked. "A little lightweight, eh?"

[Eltee]

"What do you mean?" Aarys asked, standing unsteadily. She looked at Valentin. "If I'm a lightweight, you certainly are a heavyweight!" Aarys laughed again, seeming to find this funny.

[King Acunasti]

Valentin continued laughing. "Sweetheart, if I were to flick you right now, you would fall over like I hit you with a brick."

[Eltee]

Spoiler:

She's just tipsy. Reeeeealy tipsy.

"I still don't understand." Aarys giggled uncomprehendingly. "But, c'mon, let's go."

[King Acunasti]

"You don't understand, huh?" Valentin laughed. "Here, hold my arm. You gonna finish that beer of yours?"

[Eltee]

Aarys took another swig, slowly leaning further and further back. She swallowed and coughed, then giggled again. About a third of the liquid still remained. "Yeah." She replied, shakily taking Valentin's arm.

[King Acunasti]

Valentin could not stop laughing. "You're wasted!"

[Eltee]

"Wasted what? The beer you spilled on me, you pig?" Aarys laughed, then hiccoughed loudly.

[King Acunasti]

"Alright," Valentin responded. "Let's do a little drunk test. I'm gonna push you as lightly as possible. If you fall, you're drunk. If you stay up, you're sober. Are you ready?"

[Eltee]

"Mmh. Okay." Aarys responded.