The 'What happened to you today' thread

[Per]

I had my sight tested today, turns out I'm longsighted. The good thing about starting to wear glasses, is that I now actually look intelligent.

[The-Shadow-One]

yesterday (but i couldnt tell) i got my mother to order the game she said she'll buy if i did the Aerial assualt in EICA

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

Today in Drama, a guy said that only "gay emo [&@%!] that can't play music" listen to Asking Alexandria. I promptly smacked him around the back of the head with my guitar.
He's currently in hospital with a mild concussion.

[Believe]

I got to meet and interview some of the Tongan rugby players that are currently in NZ for the Rugby World Cup.
I love my job.

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

Don't you start talking about the RWC. It's already [&@%!] up the school year.

[MARS]

Last night I went out drinking. I had a colossal amount of fun. The place had very good wine and I couldn't stop drinking cup after cup. Well, by the time we left I had had about 14 cups of wine. I sat down at the town center and after a while I had apparently made myself comfortable on the floor, ranting to myself about trains. Someone got me up and told me that it was time to go home. By then things had started getting hazy, and I don't remember what really happened and what not. What I do know is that I told the taxi to stop early because I felt like vomiting. Well, I didn't vomit so I got to walk 3 kilometers through the rain, drunk and dizzy. Next thing I know my mum's nagging me to get up because I have to go to work. I'm glad I'm immune to hangovers.

[Eltee]

Attway!
Wha... Ranting about trains?

[MARS]

Or so I was told.

[Eltee]

Mmm. Sounds like fun.

[MARS]

The fun was before that

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

I'm glad I'm immune to hangovers.

You lucky barstool.

[Sonixboom]

Today is my birthday, and my family is coming over tonight to hang out and give me presents.

Until then ima hang with friends and game... mostly game

-Sonix

[scribbane]

Well it was last night, but whatever.

Went to go see Kevin Hart's standup at the movie last night, but it was sold out. We opted to see Killer Elite 20 minutes later. Good movie but a little bit confusing. I'm still not 100% sure who was working with/for whom, but still a good movie, and a solid backup for Kevin Hart I suppose.

[Mucro]

I blagged a ride in a Lamorghini Diablo SV in a convoy of 50 supercars.

But when my Mum had a [&@%!] go at me about it I told her to [&@%!] off. What am I supposed to say? "Sorry for getting a ride in my dream car"?!

[Avron the S'wit]

Today I realized that when Avron's away, the UESP members will play. When did you all get potty mouths?!

A TPM's work is never done.

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

I blagged a ride in a Lamorghini Diablo SV in a convoy of 50 supercars.

But when my Mum had a [&@%!] go at me about it I told her to [&@%!] off. What am I supposed to say? "Sorry for getting a ride in my dream car"?!

You lucky barstool.

[Leilah]

So today, I blew off a 15-page essay on corpus-based linguistics and an accompanying legal translation because I just couldn't face the idea of writing that last essay. Instead, I worked. Then I cleaned. And tidied. Also, I think I may have killed the only non-food plant we have. Whoops.

[Hadrianus]

Me and a friend started a random dance party in the city, I uploaded the video to youtube. It gets pretty hectic towards the end

So much fun.

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

That is way I can't take Australians seriously.

[Avron the S'wit]

Me and a friend started a random dance party in the city, I uploaded the video to youtube.

That is awesome! I'm so jealous this wasn't in my town. I would have totally joined in!

You gave me a great idea for what to do next time I'm in the city, though!

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

Me and a friend started a random dance party in the city, I uploaded the video to youtube.

That is awesome! I'm so jealous this wasn't in my town. I would have totally joined in!

You gave me a great idea for what to do next time I'm in the city, though!

[Dark Spark]

I blagged a ride in a Lamorghini Diablo SV in a convoy of 50 supercars.

But when my Mum had a [&@%!] go at me about it I told her to [&@%!] off. What am I supposed to say? "Sorry for getting a ride in my dream car"?!

Your mother was concerned for your well-being, and for good cause. The fact that they could own a supercar simply means they're rich enough to get away with harvesting all your organs and selling them on the black market in China.

And the fact they bought a Lambo only confirms that they have no human soul.

[AddictedtoMorrowind]

I blagged a ride in a Lamorghini Diablo SV in a convoy of 50 supercars.

But when my Mum had a [&@%!] go at me about it I told her to [&@%!] off. What am I supposed to say? "Sorry for getting a ride in my dream car"?!

Your mother was concerned for your well-being, and for good cause. The fact that they could own a supercar simply means they're rich enough to get away with harvesting all your organs and selling them on the black market in China.

And the fact they bought a Lambo only confirms that they have no human soul.

So they have a Daedroth soul?

I went to school and came back. Nothing special.

[Hadrianus]

That is way I can't take Australians seriously.

You're always being such a rude person.

It's called having fun you haughty teenage prick.

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

Dude, I'm kidding.
I typed that from my phone. Smilies are had to post on a phone.