The Kingdom of Loathing

Bruffmeister · Post by **Bruffmeister** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:41 pm

PAUL!!!!!!!!!

weka · Post by **weka** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:53 pm

...as in McCartney, his KoL char, not his real name!!! (Not that I know of anyhow!)

Bruffmeister · Post by **Bruffmeister** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:24 pm

Ok i though his name was Paul

weka · Post by **weka** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:06 am

Incase anyone misses the "Dependence Day" notice in KoL, this is what you get.....

(spoilers incase you want to find out for yourself)

There are 3 diff types of firework that can be purchased from The Market. They give +100 to Moxie, Muscle and Myst respectively, for 50 adventures each, but only if you use them today, and only the first time you use them.

Codex, sounds like that bonerdagon is coming down today!!

Daedra Prince · Post by **Daedra Prince** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:39 pm

ArotosMarkos wrote:Well, Weka...
Technically it IS Daedric, not Deadra

That may clear up a few issues.

You're just assuming that there ain't more then one of me.

Oh and weka its 100% increase not just 100 points.

ArotosMarkos · Post by **ArotosMarkos** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:49 pm

100%? That gives me an extra 150!

Huzzah for Dependence Day!

ArotosMarkos · Post by **ArotosMarkos** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:15 pm

Weka!

Name: Strawberry Fields
Shopkeep: Jude
Text: Hello, goodbye! Let me take you down, ‘cause I’m going to, Strawberry Fields, where money can’t buy me love.
Today’s Special: A ticket to ride.

weka · Post by **weka** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:58 pm

Is it just me that finds some of these Giants in the sky impossible to beat??

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:19 pm

What happens to me, is the Procrastinating Giant sneezes, and you get a disease/cold/flu affect, and procrastinate, and usually miss, can't use your skills.

weka · Post by **weka** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:22 pm

Really?? I don't have that prob at all. I always pickpocket first though, and usually get a vial of procrastination, so maybe that's what's protecting me from catching it....

It's the big alphabet giants. I have got through to the wheel to turn off a few times, but I want to get to the Hole in the Sky, and don't have all the bits yet.

Raikarr · Post by **Raikarr** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:24 pm

Weka, I'm going to send a couple buffs your way that should help you out.

weka · Post by **weka** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:39 am

Thanks Raikarr.

Daedra Prince · Post by **Daedra Prince** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:04 pm

The Sinister Dodecahedron drops can finally be used to make a quite powerful gun so I'd suggest making it as soon as possible. (HINT: use the item that was dropped today.)

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:40 pm

I just go to log into KoL, and what do I see; Drunkest Players: #1 Deandra...

YaY.... >_< Represent!!!

Daedra Prince · Post by **Daedra Prince** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:42 pm

Drunkest Players
Player Inebriety
Deandra 1,886
Kulsprutejojjo 103
Hojo Hominygrits 69
ScorpionX 45
Sir Not an Orc 35
DerMagus 32
TheManStark 32
Mightymightyrat 27
Projectile 27
Pacone 27
jcrkk 25
Jokan 25
Fellatrix 25
Filboid Studge 25
Sir_ReeL 25

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:30 pm

...and such a commanding lead toooooo...

Deandra · Post by **Deandra** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:21 pm

I was celebrating my victory over the Naughty Sorceress

(and also grabbing a trophy while I was at it)

satan_n_stuff · Post by **satan_n_stuff** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:21 am

*Small announcement*

I'm putting my secondary account in the fridge, because I don't have nearly enough time to actively play two accounts, so I'd apreciate it if you do not buff satans_stuff anymore, or send items because I will ot be needing it anytime soon.

I would however like to request a few more loot buffs on my primary account for the remainder of crimbo, and maybe some moxie buffs. There will be a( small) reward.

*end of small anouncement*

Deandra · Post by **Deandra** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:56 am

I just put a HUGE selection of items in the clan stash, so if you need an item, check there first before spending cash at the mall!

weka · Post by **weka** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:06 pm

ArotosMarkos wrote:Weka!

Name: Strawberry Fields
Shopkeep: Jude
Text: Hello, goodbye! Let me take you down, ‘cause I’m going to, Strawberry Fields, where money can’t buy me love.
Today’s Special: A ticket to ride.

Done!

But the full name of the shop is: Lady Madonna's Strawberry Fields (which was what I'd said it would be all along anyhow)
and I changed the bottom line to: Anyone fancy a Roll in the Hay?
...which I know doesn't fit in with your theme, but since this is primarily for the clan's cocktails, it just had to be done!!

satan_n_stuff · Post by **satan_n_stuff** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:01 pm

weka wrote:
ArotosMarkos wrote:Weka!

Name: Strawberry Fields
Shopkeep: Jude
Text: Hello, goodbye! Let me take you down, ‘cause I’m going to, Strawberry Fields, where money can’t buy me love.
Today’s Special: A ticket to ride.
Done!

But the full name of the shop is: Lady Madonna's Strawberry Fields (which was what I'd said it would be all along anyhow)
and I changed the bottom line to: Anyone fancy a Roll in the Hay?
...which I know doesn't fit in with your theme, but since this is primarily for the clan's cocktails, it just had to be done!!

I've got a shop, but it's primarily for ehm, sell stuff.
It's called satan's store of whatever.

BTW about the store advertising budget, if you add one meat you'd be listed above about 90.000 other stores, in case you didn't know.

weka · Post by **weka** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:07 pm

What could you poss be implying?? I sell "stuff".....

I'm a cocktail maker, it's one of the drinks I can make!! I don't even have any whips in store, let alone handcuffs....

weka · Post by **weka** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:17 pm

How on earth did I get 213 adventures??!!
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff11/wekatoo/kol.jpg

satan_n_stuff · Post by **satan_n_stuff** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:47 pm

weka wrote:What could you poss be implying?? I sell "stuff".....

I'm a cocktail maker, it's one of the drinks I can make!! I don't even have any whips in store, let alone handcuffs....

I'll have to get them elsewhere then.

weka · Post by **weka** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:00 pm

Thanks to satan_n_stuff's generosity (for buffs I’ve sent, before you start thinking anything else!), I have a new skill "The Ode to Booze" which gives up to 4 extra adventures/drink.

satan has (naturally) been the first recipient of this, but if anyone else wants it, request it at specific times. It costs 50 mana points to cast, so I'll not be using it as a "standard" buff for the clan and no one will get it more than once/day, so if you get it, get drunk while it lasts!

satan, give me 1/2 hr, and Lady M will send you some decent booze as well, to make sure that you get the max benefit from using it.