General Discussion

[VirtualWeasel]

We're going through a period of instability and uncertainty as we find out who will stay and who will be consumed by other obligations...

I am having trouble staying on these forums because of school, mostly.

[Chaos the N'wah]

Chaos does not do panicky well, but perhaps inserting an earwig/saltwater consumption/slow-acting hallucinogenic poison could make it a bit fun, especially if I don't get killed off at the first sign of insanity...

It's okay, I'll be fully consumed sometime in the near future with my MMO life...

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

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lulz

[OblivionDuruza]

Opera

[The Tom]

Whee I'm posting this from the common room when I should be taking notes on simple harmonic motion! Whoever said A2 was going to be hard?

[OblivionDuruza]

Posting while at school?!

I keed of course, hard not to check the UESP sometimes.

[McHill]

Spoiler:

A man decided to change his life and for a start he took up the easiest - drinking. He got so drunk with whisky and his breath had such a foul stench as if a whole herd of mammoths had spent the night in his mouth.

It felt good to be blind drunk, but the time came for him to go home and his wife was quite quick-tempered. She always knew when he was drunk even if he was three blocks away from their house and did not let him in.

This is why the drunken man decided to use his cunning and break in the house. He rang the bell for a long time and an angry voice hissed from within:

"Who is it?"

The man leaned on the door and said tenderly:

"I bring roses for the most beautiful woman in the world."

Upon hearing that his wife was so moved that decided to open the door. She opened it and took a close look at her husband. Imagine her surprise when she saw neither roses, nor hyacinths in his hands.

"Where are the roses for the most beautiful woman in the world, you [&@%!]?," the woman roared.

The man slouched towards her and murmured, "And where is the most beautiful woman in the world?"






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[POMC S117]

I'm off school today. I have a big tooth pushing out a little one and it is very irritating. I find it hard to speak and eat for more than a minute.

[Hadrianus]

As of tomorrow, I have failed all six of my subjects.

I cannot concentrate anymore.

[Generalno1]

Whee I'm posting this from the common room when I should be taking notes on simple harmonic motion! Whoever said A2 was going to be hard?

You're as old as I am, right?
Then why are you studying things I learnt last year?

[POMC S117]

Because he has a different educational system from you.

[Generalno1]

Well duh, but it's exactly what I studied last year, I.e, I'm a year ahead of him by syllabus.

[POMC S117]

But you live in a completely different country. What I do this year, some other schools - in Scotland - do it next year, and vice versa. What I mean is, you may do something ahead of him, but he does something else ahead of you as well.

[Generalno1]

I suppose. From what I've read, mine is so different, I probably won't be able to compare.

[POMC S117]

I'm sure there are similarities, due to India having British links, but there will also be traditions incorporated.

[Gandalf]

So... wassup?

[POMC S117]

Oh! My! God! You beat the Balrog!

[OblivionDuruza]

So... wassup?

Gandalf! Oh happy day!

[POMC S117]

I saw him first!

[Gandalf]

Silence. I'm still watching you, Duruza. Even though the survaillance system is at home.

POMC!

[OblivionDuruza]

Why?

[POMC S117]

Gandalf!

Isn't it obvious!

[OblivionDuruza]

No

[Gandalf]

I can't remember... *strokes randomly generated beard*

[POMC S117]

How did you get on?