A Faction Rising

[the Savage Hippie]

This forum consists of a lot of different factions. I am here to create a new one. This faction is for real men and women and mer ... ok, and beasts too.

Behold, the glory of: The Anti Light Products Association

Here's the story of the the faction:

It was a long time ago... or actually what triggered me to create this happened last week, but anyway, I was about to ride the bus home after a succesful drinking session with my friends. I figured I was a bit hungry and a soda might do me some good. So I entered a 7eleven (for those of you who don't know what that is, it is an open round the clock store) and I bought a pack of cigarettes Camel (filtered, original - NOT LIGHT), a french hotdog and I took two Mountain Dew sodas from the shelf. When I got on the bus I realized that I had made a terrible mistake. I did not look carefully enough when I picked out my sodas - yes, they were in fact Mountain Dew Free! Free I tell you! That means no sugar! Hell! When I go to buy a soda I'm not looking for something without sugar, that's meaningless to me - it's like a beer with no alcohol, a gun without bullets or cigarettes without nicotine = worthless. If you want to drink beer, do it proper! If you want to shoot a gun, you'll need ammunition and if you choose to be a smoker, like me, smoke something that contains nicotine or else it is just a waste of your money and seems pretty pointless to me.
Nevertheless I have always despised light products and do not like the taste of Sprite Zero, Coca Cola Zero, Coca Cola Light, Pepsi Max etc and when I buy crisps (chips) I don't want them to contain a lesser amount of fat and when I go to buy candy I don't want sugar free candy. You should have got the point by now.

Thus I declare the The Anti Light Products Association an official faction.

Do you agree with me on the subject? Don't you like light products either?

Come join me and taste the glory!

There will be ranked positions avaiable and we will discuss who will take care of what in this particular thread.

Official slogan: Light products are only for people who suffers from serious potency problems.

Yours sincerely
The Savage Hippie - Overlord of the The Anti Light Products Association


Post scriptum:
Tea Party Mods - is this the real forum for this? I figured it was or else you are free to move this thread.

[Dark Lord Cam]

Reopened upon promise to edit first post.