Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:00 pm

Anfauglith126 wrote:In 1st person there is no talk icon when i select him. WTF?

Yet another soul who has to come to the conclusion that third person is, always was, and always will be better than third person. No matter what. Ever.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:19 pm

Ayoub wrote:...third person is, always was, and always will be better than third person...

Oh?

Bruffmeister · Post by **Bruffmeister** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:23 pm

YEAH what?!!!!

Shadowsforu · Post by **Shadowsforu** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:09 am

you know its weird... how come you can say all u want to a person on the internet and ull feel good about wat u say, but when u say the same thing to the individual in person its awkward.... its like... ummmm,.. ok?

weka · Post by **weka** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:12 am

....and that is relevant to the topic how?....

Personally, I can say anything to anyone even in person. If not even more so in person!

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:41 pm

I like talking to people face-to-face. Then I can see their body language, so if they say "right" but roll their eyes, I know it is sarcasm.

Yes, smilies show that too, but only if the person actually decides to put one on the message.

Shadowsforu · Post by **Shadowsforu** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:03 am

weka wrote:....and that is relevant to the topic how?....

Personally, I can say anything to anyone even in person. If not even more so in person!

u know... thats a good question... i really dont know how its relevant lol...

neuwonder · Post by **neuwonder** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:09 am

I thought I'd have a go at killing all the guards at Anvil. The result was some dead people, two girls outside my house and Aestia by the main gate (I think the guards killed them). I'd not long found out there was a 'grab' key (for some reason it's not in the booklet for the PS3) and it wasn't until this point I'd realised what it's really for! Ok, so somehow Aestia's become dressed in very little -honest, I only meant to loot her but my finger slipped, pressed that key that takes off all their clothes. Well anyway here I discovered the 'grab' keyI could 'grab' limbs and pelvises and basically manipulate a corpse for my own amusement. So I'm doing this for a while; a dirty beggar then comes and stands next to me looking down at Aestia with his finger on his chin and just stays there, letching. After some fiddling I'd just gotten her into a very ominous position indeed (it's tricky!) when I hear an Imperial guard march over to me and say, of all lines, "Go ahead!" I must have heard that a hundred times or more but that time somehow made me laugh.

Now, two girls outside my house, what to do...

weka · Post by **weka** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:58 am

....wait for them to turn into Lichs in the middle of the night and come take their revenge?.....

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:12 am

weka wrote:....wait for them to turn into Lichs in the middle of the night and come take their revenge?.....

Happens to me all the time

Anfauglith126 · Post by **Anfauglith126** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:15 pm

Do this: Make an unkillable NPC go unconcious (sp?) and then cast an area spell on him. He/She will levitate, try to blow him/her far in the skies. When he/she "resurrect" He falls lightspeed to the ground

Owen · Post by **Owen** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:34 am

When I first became master of the Fighters Guild I went up to the office at the top of the guild hall in Chorrol and noticed the nisplay cabnets at the back. At this point my wepon of choice was a Dwaren Longsord, I as level 10, so I tough wow a glass sword! So I ent to a fence and bought about 70 lock picks (big money for me then) and went on to break the locks on thsi cabnet, eventually I did and to my embarassment it as a replica, I could of cried. Stupidly I then went onto do the same to the other cabnet, only to find another replica!

Another Stupid thing is I went into he great gate with my Dwaren Longsword, A silver longsword and the blade of Woe (updted Stats version) I ent back to Bruma a week or two after completling the mission and noticed my statue with all enchanted Dwaren armour, the helm of Oreyn Bearclaw (or whatever it is called) A demora sheild, all looking good and then this stupidly tiny Blade of Woe. It looks like I'e just finished cutting a steak in full armour,

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:42 am

Hmph. At least your character wasn't stark naked on the statue.

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:53 pm

I like to talk to vampires, bandits, marauders, and the Knights of Order.
Also I'm on the 360.

Anfauglith126 · Post by **Anfauglith126** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:12 pm

ent back to Bruma a week or two after completling the mission and noticed my statue with all enchanted Dwaren armour, the helm of Oreyn Bearclaw (or whatever it is called) A demora sheild, all looking good and then this stupidly tiny Blade of Woe. It looks like I'e just finished cutting a steak in full armour,

I post this already, but at least you werent wearing the Helm of Oreyn Bearclaw and a daedric at once also my statue often change his helmet .

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 4:15 pm

This one time I was walking around Chorrol looking for some good Summuning spells...when I exited the guild hall, there was Erana(sp?) lighting up almost every single city gaurd,the aftermath was helarious(sp?)!!!

Another is i went to Memorial cave to fight some vampires,when suddenly i was ambuchs by i think a nightblade. Me and shadowmere made quick work of her,but when i looted her i noticed that she was wearing a mith curiass, and a tattered robe at the same tim1!

Has anyone else experienced this ?

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 10:36 pm

LunarSweets wrote:This one time I was walking around Chorrol looking for some good Summuning spells...when I exited the guild hall, there was Erana(sp?) lighting up almost every single city gaurd,the aftermath was helarious(sp?)!!!

Another is i went to Memorial cave to fight some vampires,when suddenly i was ambuchs by i think a nightblade. Me and shadowmere made quick work of her,but when i looted her i noticed that she was wearing a mith curiass, and a tattered robe at the same tim1! Has anyone else experienced this ?

Some times.

Bruffmeister · Post by **Bruffmeister** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:18 pm

Yeah sometimes, only since I got GOTY it started happening

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:37 pm

Does anyone else ever have the controls suddenly switch on them. ex. I always have to use shift plus (w)alk to run, but sometimes and I haven't quite figured it out yet, it becomes the complete opposite. If I push (w)alk and I'm running, if I then push and hold the shift I'll start walking. Drives me crazy.

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:20 pm

Ever done the "Elven Maiden" mission for Armand in the thieves guild? Okay, I have the statue, I placed it into the cupboard, and then I went to tell Lex about it. Well, we go back into the house and that Dunmer lady wasn't there. So as I froze into the cinematic mode, Lex finds the statue and runs out the house to look for that mean Dunmer. So here I am, stuck in cinematic mode for who knows how long.

Then I went, took a shower, had dinner, and when I come back, I get the message that the Dunmer has been arrested (serves her right) and I am able to resume normal gameplay. It was very annoying, but her, I got my homework done.

Daedra Prince · Post by **Daedra Prince** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:47 am

Bear wrote:Does anyone else ever have the controls suddenly switch on them. ex. I always have to use shift plus (w)alk to run, but sometimes and I haven't quite figured it out yet, it becomes the complete opposite. If I push (w)alk and I'm running, if I then push and hold the shift I'll start walking. Drives me crazy.

You probaly hit caps lock by mistake, happens to me all the time in Morrowind.

Shadowsforu · Post by **Shadowsforu** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:09 am

(note to self) NEVER EVER try to do an English research paper while playing Oblivion at the same time... man that grade will never come out...

guardian0893 · Post by **guardian0893** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:49 pm

DUMB QUESTION HERE!!!
Is it possible to rotate the items you pick up cause my pitcher is on floor and i want it to stand up right.

weka · Post by **weka** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:07 pm

Use the grab key, and just dangle it till it's at the right angle, then lower it down to stand upright. You might have to grab a few times to get it to dangle the right way.

There are no dumb questions here!!

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:39 pm

weka wrote:Use the grab key, and just dangle it till it's at the right angle, then lower it down to stand upright. You might have to grab a few times to get it to dangle the right way.

There are no dumb questions here!!

Oh yeah, you were talking about a pitcher!