THE BATTLEGROUND!

weka · Post by **weka** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:13 pm

Now that's a tough choice!!

But I think I'm going to go with Azura.

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:22 pm

Nooooooooooo Weka Why Why ????????????

Anfauglith126 · Post by **Anfauglith126** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:27 pm

Azura! (oh my lady please clear this world of the blasphemous porkchop worshippers

)

weka · Post by **weka** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:31 pm

Lunar, I have to say it was pretty 50/50 for me, but lets face it, Azura has more grace and power in her little finger than Porkchop will ever have in his tusks!

Azura wins, but we stand in a minute's silence for Porkchop.

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:32 pm

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!, *wimpers* Traitors wahhhhhhhh

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:19 pm

Yay for Azura! Ladies and gentlemen, roast boar for supper tonight, courtesy of the Mistress of the Dawn!

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:21 pm

DorostheConqueror wrote:Yay for Azura! Ladies and gentlemen, roast boar for supper tonight, courtesy of the Mistress of the Dawn!

That's evil!!! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. The ghost of Porkchop will haunt you in your dreams.

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:30 pm

Bwahahaha **high fives Vesna** The mistress of dawn can go jump off dive rock ! Woohhooo Porkchop !!!

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:35 pm

Vesna wrote:
DorostheConqueror wrote:Yay for Azura! Ladies and gentlemen, roast boar for supper tonight, courtesy of the Mistress of the Dawn!
That's evil!!! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. The ghost of Porkchop will haunt you in your dreams.

As long as he's medium rare and flies in with a side of potatoes clutched in his hooves, I can live with that.

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:42 pm

Bah all of you can jump off dive rock, Porkchop will live forever, and he will torment your souls with his custon spell 'Meaty pain' (Absorb Str.,Soul Trap,Fortify Endurabce on self,and Damage health 999 points on touch !!!!)

He's a Master Wisard in the Mages Guild, Runner up for Arch Mage

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:08 pm

And yet for all that, he couldn't even beat Azura. Well, at least Fortify Endurance will make him plumper and meatier! Bacon? Ham? Pork chops? Mmmmmm, heh heh heh. A wonderful, magical animal...

Now come on, who's got the next match? If nobody can think of one, here's another:

Glarthir vs Big Head

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:11 pm

Forks for all, big head wins !

+ PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCHOP,PORKCH
OP

Go sideways to see all

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:24 pm

Big head FTW

And what was the pigs name, you said?

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:32 pm

I forgot, surely there is a clue somewhere on this page though.

Anfauglith126 · Post by **Anfauglith126** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:06 am

Yay for Azura! Ladies and gentlemen, roast boar for supper tonight, courtesy of the Mistress of the Dawn!

hahahah! I spawned Porkchop via console and roasted him in one of the fires of Bruma! Oh, and another in my basement versus 3 jyggalags (thanks Doros and jeff) HE IS GOING TO SUFFER!

Glarthir!

Lunarsweets · Post by **Lunarsweets** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:10 am

WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahhhh you guys are so horrible wWAHHH porkchop use your meaty pain, make them suffer !

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:17 am

Anyways...Back to the subject......

The Blue Team Gladiator vs the Yellow Team Champion.

ArotosMarkos · Post by **ArotosMarkos** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:41 am

Hm...
That Dunmer is annoying...
The Nord is a little @!$?#...

I declare that the Adoring Fan flies down in hang-glider and kills them both...

Vesna · Post by **Vesna** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:56 am

Wow, the Adoring Fan made his first two kills....

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:36 am

Its impossible!

weka · Post by **weka** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:37 am

I'm voting Blue, purely cause I pref Blue to Yellow!

Aradinn · Post by **Aradinn** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:42 pm

yellow team champ
shes quite toughas opposed to the dunmer,i killed HIM with a few blows...
she took more

Anfauglith126 · Post by **Anfauglith126** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:38 pm

Im voting yellow! That dunmer never talked to me again...

DorostheConqueror · Post by **DorostheConqueror** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:18 pm

Wait... that's two votes for Adoring Fan, two for Yellow, one for Blue? So who wins? Yellow or Adoring Fan?

Clearly, the only solution is a tie breaker. Next match: Yellow team champion vs Adoring Fan.

Bruffmeister · Post by **Bruffmeister** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:20 pm

Adoring Fan. Nothing can beat him I think he must be a deadra or somthing because he keeps respawning