Best NPC of all time
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Dagoth Ur.
I'm just annoyed that Vivec and Azura, forced you to kill him... I sympathize with him fully... All he wanted to do was get rid of the Imperialist dogs that had invaded his home, and forced their region and believes upon his people... With no regard to what the population wanted, whom, could quite happily kick the Legion's ass several time over...
I'm just annoyed that Vivec and Azura, forced you to kill him... I sympathize with him fully... All he wanted to do was get rid of the Imperialist dogs that had invaded his home, and forced their region and believes upon his people... With no regard to what the population wanted, whom, could quite happily kick the Legion's ass several time over...
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Re: Best NPC of all time
How has no one said Crassius Curio? O_o
Anyway, he's no. 1, after that I'd say Carnius Magius.
Anyway, he's no. 1, after that I'd say Carnius Magius.

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Re: Best NPC of all time
Aelwin Merowald - I always found his story so sad. It resembles the mexicans in South Park when they were to read the Old Man and the Sea and write an essay for Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman and you can see how sad they are that the old man catches no fiiiish 
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Scar tail, Pure awsomeness!
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Re: Best NPC of all time
No. 1, Martin Septim. I just love Sean Bean, he has the coolest voice.
Then, Uncle Crassius. He always took care of his little pudding...
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Uncle Sweetshare. 'Nuff said.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Hmmmm I can only guess who mine might be....
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And Sotha Sil, before he died. He's great in the books. And the Dremora that threatens to rape your corpse. It made me lol. And the Mudcrab merchant.
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And Sotha Sil, before he died. He's great in the books. And the Dremora that threatens to rape your corpse. It made me lol. And the Mudcrab merchant.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Caius Coscades, or just every skooma addict in general.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
i always killed the adoring fan but for some reason he kept coming back hahahaRose of Sithis wrote:Personally, I loved the Adoring Fan. I just want to give him a big hug. :3
my favourite NPC's would be Azzan from fighters guild in anvil, and Lucien Lachance from the Dark Brotherhood
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Re: Best NPC of all time
I like many NPCs in Oblivion, so I find it hard to make a choice 
As for the Adoring Fan, I never kill him. I seldom let him follow me though, but not because he annoys me, but rather in order for him not to get lost or killed while he is trotting after me on my travels; so I place him in a room in one of my houses - he has his own room, yay! He is hanging around there, keeping out of trouble, entertaining my guests and making me smile with his greetings when I drop by
Regarding Morrowind, I haven't played it all that much, but I have already managed to come across some interesting NPCs, like the Khajiit in the Balmora Mages Guild who writes funny reports about mushrooms, and the, uhm, loveable Dunmer robber (Nels Llendo I believe). The Spymaster seems interesting as well
I still have to meet the one and only Curio though 
As for the Adoring Fan, I never kill him. I seldom let him follow me though, but not because he annoys me, but rather in order for him not to get lost or killed while he is trotting after me on my travels; so I place him in a room in one of my houses - he has his own room, yay! He is hanging around there, keeping out of trouble, entertaining my guests and making me smile with his greetings when I drop by
Regarding Morrowind, I haven't played it all that much, but I have already managed to come across some interesting NPCs, like the Khajiit in the Balmora Mages Guild who writes funny reports about mushrooms, and the, uhm, loveable Dunmer robber (Nels Llendo I believe). The Spymaster seems interesting as well
In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity.
I'm not inclined to resign to maturity.
If it's alright, then you're all wrong.
But why bounce around to the same damn song?
You'd rather run when you can't crawl...
I'm not inclined to resign to maturity.
If it's alright, then you're all wrong.
But why bounce around to the same damn song?
You'd rather run when you can't crawl...
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Re: Best NPC of all time
M'aiq, Sheogorath and the Adoring Fan.
......Of course there's others but these are the best imo.
......Of course there's others but these are the best imo.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Ferul Ravel.
"Killed and ate a Bosmer there. But it made me sick. Saw Lord Sheogorath in the vomitus, so that's all right. Here to sacrifice? A limb would be nice." Should you choose to stop the conversation, he will say: "Then you should run along. Fly, fly! Take off, now. Scat! Make tracks. Get going. Run for your life. And have a nice day!"
...'Nuff said.
"Killed and ate a Bosmer there. But it made me sick. Saw Lord Sheogorath in the vomitus, so that's all right. Here to sacrifice? A limb would be nice." Should you choose to stop the conversation, he will say: "Then you should run along. Fly, fly! Take off, now. Scat! Make tracks. Get going. Run for your life. And have a nice day!"
...'Nuff said.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Gogron gro-Bolmog.
"So, your first contract. No chance for a bonus, huh? That's all right, you're better off! Who needs magic items when you've got raw skill? And the great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to 'em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her."No, I am a messenger of death." You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!"
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"So, your first contract. No chance for a bonus, huh? That's all right, you're better off! Who needs magic items when you've got raw skill? And the great thing about killing a target up close and personal is you can talk to 'em before you do it! You know, say something scary! For example, this one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her."No, I am a messenger of death." You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!"
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it is a mystery
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Percius Mercius, former Master of the Morrowind Fighters' Guild.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Except for Sheogorath and M'aiq..
Bugak gro-Bol, the Orc bookseller of Leyawiin.
"Yeah. Buy a goddam book. It's a bookstore, ain't it? Don't just go peeking at them! Buy one! I'm Bugak gro-Bol, and I say you better buy a goddam book. And right away, dammit!"
He's a pioneer, I tell ya!
Bugak gro-Bol, the Orc bookseller of Leyawiin.
"Yeah. Buy a goddam book. It's a bookstore, ain't it? Don't just go peeking at them! Buy one! I'm Bugak gro-Bol, and I say you better buy a goddam book. And right away, dammit!"
He's a pioneer, I tell ya!
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Haskill, Sheogorath, Ma'iq, Crassius Curio and the Orc from the DB.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
I love that quote (I think I may have posted it in the quotes sticky tooArgonanza wrote:Except for Sheogorath and M'aiq..
Bugak gro-Bol, the Orc bookseller of Leyawiin.
"Yeah. Buy a [&@%!] book. It's a bookstore, ain't it? Don't just go peeking at them! Buy one! I'm Bugak gro-Bol, and I say you better buy a [&@%!] book. And right away, dammit!"
He's a pioneer, I tell ya!
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Jiub.
The first thing you see in Morrowind is this dude? Awesome. Just sets the tone for the game in my opinion. Shirtless men with blue/grey skin, red eyes, and a cool scar? Yep, gonna be a great game.
The first thing you see in Morrowind is this dude? Awesome. Just sets the tone for the game in my opinion. Shirtless men with blue/grey skin, red eyes, and a cool scar? Yep, gonna be a great game.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
M'Aiq the Liar
and a lot of the inhabitants of the Shivering Isles like Big Head, Runs-In-Circles and Bolwing...you terratet it!
and a lot of the inhabitants of the Shivering Isles like Big Head, Runs-In-Circles and Bolwing...you terratet it!
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Uriel Septim because of the voice by Sir Patrick Stewart!
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Uncle Curio! :D
And Caius. And Sheo. And Martin.
Oh, and Jiub. Though I'd appreciate it if he drove out the cliff racers /before/ we got to Morrowind... I think that Todd was reading hatemail when he added cliff racers.
And Caius. And Sheo. And Martin.
Oh, and Jiub. Though I'd appreciate it if he drove out the cliff racers /before/ we got to Morrowind... I think that Todd was reading hatemail when he added cliff racers.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
I have to say Porkchop, the boar from the arena.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Trayvond the Redguard. He, like me, is a Redguard who uses ye' good ol' magic.
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Re: Best NPC of all time
Caius Cosades


