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17. you pick all the flowers in your wife's garden, make cheap "potions," and try to sell them to the local pharmacy
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11%
18. You wander into people's houses while they're eating dinner, and ask them about their hometown.
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22%
53. You become endlessly frustrated when your sword and clothes won't fit in your g/f's jewelry box... despite repeated attempts.
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11%
54. You see a child and you shout "BY THE NINE DIVINES!"
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22%
81. You wonder why people hesitate to sleep when you stand right next to their bed (maybe with a sword out)
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17%
84. You think Hot Topic is the local Vampire nest. Once again, the local authorities are not amused by your heroics.
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17%
 
Total votes: 54
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Jeff
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BT9D :lol:
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Ayoub
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...You wake up someone while they're sleeping to ask them about their hometown.
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Ibrahim
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After eating a McDonalds meal, a message comes-"Your alchemy skill has increased."
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PeterGriffin-certifiedCPR
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You go to your local library, and open every single book, hoping to get a skill increase at some point.

You are confident that a grown man can easily survive 10 arrows or more in the chest, if the guy shooting the arrows is a bad archer.

You repeatedly say the word "Rumours" to random people at the supermarket, hoping that one of them might give you a hint, to the whereabouts of some great treasure.
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