First Thing You Will Do

Gandalf · Post by **Gandalf** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 4:50 pm

Save, slaughter the game's equivalent of Cheydinhal, reload, go about my buisness as a hunter.

Zap · Post by **Zap** » Sat Jun 04, 2011 11:42 pm

Stroll around, drool on everything (houses, mountains, creatures, npc, npc breasts) xD

BYE BYE SOCIAL LIFE!

VirtualWeasel · Post by **VirtualWeasel** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:12 am

1. Go through all the tutorial crap.
2. Walk around, attempt to kill a mammoth.
3. Get trampled.

JockoBeans · Post by **JockoBeans** » Sun Jun 05, 2011 4:39 am

VirtualWeasel wrote:Go through all the tutorial crap. Walk around, attempt to kill a mammoth.
Get trampled.

And then smushed and used for a giant's doormat.

Sloady · Post by **Sloady** » Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:59 pm

This may be the first Elder Scrolls game where I rush to complete the main story. It just seems so engrossing...

VirtualWeasel · Post by **VirtualWeasel** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:05 am

4. After deliberately getting trampled, go and try to buy the best armor and weapons I can.
5. Reject the armor and weapons and notice that I'm level one, and that all the stuff is crappy.
6. Attempt to kill a giant with my highly superiorly crappy weaponry.
7. Get trampled by a mammoth.

Chaos the N'wah · Post by **Chaos the N'wah** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:20 am

Whack some stuff with different weapons, see how fluid the weapon/magic swapping system is, figure out whether I like magic/magic, weapon/magic, or weapon-magic swapping.

then ignore all previous preferences discovered and make a Battleaxe wielding Barbarian and kill dragons, while I wear a viking helmet....irl

VirtualWeasel · Post by **VirtualWeasel** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:28 am

8. Realize I can't kill a mammoth.
9. Run around, explore, die in the process.
10. Kill a deer or two, get rammed by an elk.
11. Shoot a puppy with an arrow.
12. Raid a Nordic ruin.
13. Sell the loot.
14. Attempt to kill a mammoth.
15. Get quashed.

Minor Edits · Post by **Minor Edits** » Tue Jun 07, 2011 5:43 am

The mounting obsession with mammoths since that video was released is a little weird. "Look at those! So majestic ... they must die."

Gandalf · Post by **Gandalf** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:11 pm

Equip the original armour/ double spell. Go and [&@%!] off a mamoth. Flee to the next town. Watch the town guards get owned by a mamoth and giants/ vice versa. Murder the surviving guards. Sleep. Kill the speaker. Reload autosave. Do db questline. Go and [&@%!] off another mamoth and win...

Qwackie · Post by **Qwackie** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:32 pm

Go to the nearest bar and get really drunk, then try to kill a dragon while intoxicated and die.
Sounds totally like something I'd do...

VirtualWeasel · Post by **VirtualWeasel** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:55 pm

16. Smith some armor.
17. Notice I overdid it.
18. Drop the armor in the street.
19. Go hunting for artifacts.
20. Not find any.
21. Find a nice and fairly powerful weapon.
22. Kill a mammoth.
23. Boast in the face of a giant.
24. Get trampled by the dead mammoth's friend.
25. Load my last save.
26. Realize it was before I killed the mammoth.

Arch-Mage Matt · Post by **Arch-Mage Matt** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:56 pm

I will climb the second highest mountain in the game, because I assume climbing the one with greybeards on it will ignite the Main Quest.

born2beagator · Post by **born2beagator** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:17 pm

My lifelong aspiration has always been to be a Dragon's chewtoy, so therefore that is the first thing I will do.

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:01 pm

make a overly strong set of armor and a mega weapon.

Sloady · Post by **Sloady** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:22 pm

mars wrote:Faint.

This.

Vivec's Tears · Post by **Vivec's Tears** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:53 pm

Look around, approach an NPC, and observe the graphics. Mess around with the controls - jump, crouch, run around a bit. Then probably google "Skyrim cheat codes"

Weasel wrote:Shoot a puppy with an arrow.

Make a ball in your hands, get stabbed!

Sloady · Post by **Sloady** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:54 pm

Apparently, there are magical 'stabs'. I wanna do a Fenris (DA 2?) and rip someone's heart out.

VirtualWeasel · Post by **VirtualWeasel** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:00 pm

Vivec's Tears wrote:
Weasel wrote:Shoot a puppy with an arrow.
Make a ball in your hands, get stabbed!

27. Shave a dragon.
28. Then a werewolf.
29. And the patron is NEXT!
30. Help a dragon floss.
31. Give a dragon free touch ups on his way out!

Sloady · Post by **Sloady** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:02 pm

Torch some Argonians. Y'know... testing out the magic system.

Argonanza · Post by **Argonanza** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:04 pm

I'm gonna find meself some nice, plump horkers.. AND EAT THEM!

Eltee · Post by **Eltee** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:08 pm

Find those cool doomstoney things...

VirtualWeasel · Post by **VirtualWeasel** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:14 pm

32. Kill TheNightFather's character.
33. Find the Guardian Stones.
34. Be indecisive when choosing the right stone.
35. End up choosing the right one.
36. See a dragon fly by.
37. Run for cover, knowing my character is hopelessly weak.
38. Get attacked by the dragon.
39. Somehow manage to kill it.
40. Have the dragon's soul tell it's back up, "Thanks for NOTHING!"
41. Thinking I'm awesome, try to kill a mammoth.
42. Get liquefied by woolly feet.

Sloady · Post by **Sloady** » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:29 pm

VirtualWeasel wrote:32. Kill TheNightFather's character.
33. Find the Guardian Stones.
34. Be indecisive when choosing the right stone.
35. End up choosing the right one.
36. See a dragon fly by.
37. Run for cover, knowing my character is hopelessly weak.
38. Get attacked by the dragon.
39. Somehow manage to kill it.
40. Have the dragon's soul tell it's back up, "Thanks for NOTHING!"
41. Thinking I'm awesome, try to kill a mammoth.
42. Get liquefied by woolly feet.

43. Get killed by TheNightFather's character having been resurrected by necromancers.

JockoBeans · Post by **JockoBeans** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:06 am

Here is my list:

1. Find awesome haldberd or poleaxe.
2. Buy house.
3. Stick elk, mount head on wall.
4. Stick wolf, mount head on wall.
5. Stick saber-tooth cat, mount head on wall.
6. Stick mammoth, mount head on wall.
7. Stick dragon, mount head on wall.
8. Stick VirtualWeasel's character, mount head on wall.
9. Stick TheNightFather's character, mount head on wall.
10. Buy lounging chair, sit in it and enjoy Nordic Ale.
11. Pat myself on the back for all my sticking and trophies.

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