Signs that you have been playing Oblivion for too long

Explosive · Post by **Explosive** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:13 am

86. Occasionally you run into buildings in a full set of armor waving a sword over your head screaming "THIS IS FOR KVATCH!" as you run to the top and throw stuff around looking for a floating stone to shut the buildings door. Once again, the local authorities are not amused by your heroics.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:15 am

3 way tie!

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:11 am

I wish I had another vote, then I could vote for the 9 divines one again.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:41 am

Tyrannosaurus wrote:I wish I had another vote, then I could vote for the 9 divines one again.

Me too, for some reason

Dragonblood135 · Post by **Dragonblood135** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:09 pm

Tyrannosaurus wrote:That one is only one mission.

No in that mission you kill lions.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:39 pm

Yeah but still, there's no way anyone isn't tempted to kill the rats too.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:15 am

Yay! Two of my posts are in the top four!

ME! · Post by **ME!** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:15 am

ROFL!!!!

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:25 am

Please don't Necro-post

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:56 am

Omg Mine now has 6 votes

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:47 am

When you get sunburn you try biting someone as they sleep.

Essex Boy · Post by **Essex Boy** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:38 pm

You know you have been playing too much when you resort to posting topics on forums about how to tell if you've been playing too much.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:58 pm

when you necro-post in my topics, you have played Oblivion too much.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:10 pm

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:10 am

come on it hasn't even been but 2 weeks.

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:03 am

You know when your children have been playing too much when you wake up to find them crouched and walking into the wall next to your bed.

solivess · Post by **solivess** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:37 am

your standing in the middle of a cave wundering why you cant find umbra

The Red Robin · Post by **The Red Robin** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:43 am

When you go up to a troublemaker and shout "Stop! You have violated the law!"

lowbart · Post by **lowbart** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:58 am

You are surprised when people make hand gestures when talking to you, instead of staring at you with their hands at their sides.

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:13 am

Where is the pause button?

Paranoid Android · Post by **Paranoid Android** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:37 am

You throw watermelon, pumpkin, aloe vera, and radish into a mortar and pestle, and expect to be hailed by the scientific community for creation a new medicine for Fatigue/Health.

ArotosMarkos · Post by **ArotosMarkos** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:55 pm

Paranoid Android wrote:You throw watermelon, pumpkin, aloe vera, and radish into a mortar and pestle, and expect to be hailed by the scientific community for creation a new medicine for Fatigue/Health.

Technically, you would throwing it into the mortar and liquify them WITH the pestle, and a medicine for fatigue would be a caffeine pill or something...there really wouldn't be a medicine for general "Health" as it is a combination of many things, mental health, physical health...

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:04 pm

ArotosMarkos wrote:
Paranoid Android wrote:You throw watermelon, pumpkin, aloe vera, and radish into a mortar and pestle, and expect to be hailed by the scientific community for creation a new medicine for Fatigue/Health.
Technically, you would throwing it into the mortar and liquify them WITH the pestle, and a medicine for fatigue would be a caffeine pill or something...there really wouldn't be a medicine for general "Health" as it is a combination of many things, mental health, physical health...

kill-joy

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:09 pm

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=25973

Paranoid Android · Post by **Paranoid Android** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:12 pm

nicholasenj wrote: kill-joy

My thoughts exactly. A few more to add to the list though......

When you repeat a question to someone, you wonder why they don’t use the exact same phrase to answer you as the first time.

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You get worried that the boundaries between this world and the game world are getting thinner and a Gateway to Elder Scrolls IV will open in your tv-set

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When you loot a dead body you are always kind enough to leave the deceased with their underwear, if not their dignity.

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When you get lost because your street directory doesn't have a red Quest-marker to help you.

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You get a gym membership, steal the weights, and then don't understand why the owner won't buy them back from you.

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Instead of typing "OMG" or "ROFL" you use, "BT9D" or "BTND" (By the Nine Divines).

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