Hell no!!! That horse would be glue in a heart beat, so THERE YOU HAVE IT.KalleFlaxx wrote:Yeah, we just said neither of us would. Just discussing awesome ponies.JockoBeans wrote:Wait a minute. Are you guys talking about marrying horses!?!
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I'd prefer not to be a part of this discussion anymore.JockoBeans wrote:Hell no!!! That horse would be glue in a heart beat, so THERE YOU HAVE IT.geewiz no need for sarcasm
Gotta go shoot things on Pandora. I'll see y'all later.
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VirtualWeasel wrote:But that lair marked on that map is the lair... Damn you AKB... You are one stupid robot. I'm of course sending you to your death.
I KNEW IT!!! AKBOTS, MOBILIZE! I WILL PERSONALLY LEAD THE ASSAULT!!! LET US GO!!
*A few hours later*
We are here at last! Now to destroy my arch rival, but wait, what's that??? That isn't an underwater villa! IT'S A BOMB!!!
IT WAS A TRAP!!! WHY!?!?!? I BELIEVED YOU WEASEL, WHY DID YOU VIOLATE MY TRUST???
You may have killed me this time, but luckily since I am a machine I can simply upload my consciousness into an exact copy of my old body. I'll beat you next time or my name isn't AKB!
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Bye bye HenkeKalleFlaxx wrote:I'd prefer not to be a part of this discussion anymore.JockoBeans wrote:Hell no!!! That horse would be glue in a heart beat, so THERE YOU HAVE IT.geewiz no need for sarcasm
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Bye bye. Have fun being physically dead!AKB wrote:VirtualWeasel wrote:But that lair marked on that map is the lair... Damn you AKB... You are one stupid robot. I'm of course sending you to your death.I KNEW IT!!! AKBOTS, MOBILIZE! I WILL PERSONALLY LEAD THE ASSAULT!!! LET US GO!!
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We are here at last! Now to destroy my arch rival, but wait, what's that??? That isn't an underwater villa! IT'S A BOMB!!!
IT WAS A TRAP!!! WHY!?!?!? I BELIEVED YOU WEASEL, WHY DID YOU VIOLATE MY TRUST???
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Don't worry, I uploaded a copy of my consciousness onto every single AKBot in case of this exact emergency. If anything, you made me stronger as there are now THOUSANDS of me. But seriously, why did you lie to me? I thought there were no lies between us rivals? I mean, sure, I sent your troops to a bomb range when they thought it was supposed to be my HQ, but just remember that this was a mistake that happened a while ago. I would of fixed the sign, but I keep forgetting too. I've never lied to you, why do you insist on insulting me with these falsities?VirtualWeasel wrote:Bye bye. Have fun being physically dead!AKB wrote:VirtualWeasel wrote:But that lair marked on that map is the lair... Damn you AKB... You are one stupid robot. I'm of course sending you to your death.I KNEW IT!!! AKBOTS, MOBILIZE! I WILL PERSONALLY LEAD THE ASSAULT!!! LET US GO!!
*A few hours later*
We are here at last! Now to destroy my arch rival, but wait, what's that??? That isn't an underwater villa! IT'S A BOMB!!!
IT WAS A TRAP!!! WHY!?!?!? I BELIEVED YOU WEASEL, WHY DID YOU VIOLATE MY TRUST???
You may have killed me this time, but luckily since I am a machine I can simply upload my consciousness into an exact copy of my old body. I'll beat you next time or my name isn't AKB!
Whatever, I still got a sweet underwater lair when I captured Weasel's villa. If anything, the score is tied.JockoBeans wrote:Today's score:
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You never captured the classified villa... The other underwater villa you captured exploded while your troops were inside.
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Dude, I'm not mad. Just used the "not wanting to be a part of discussion" thing as an excuse to go play Borderlands instead.JockoBeans wrote:Oh well. I wonder what he was all mad at me for.
Been thinking of doing that all weekend, but I always get distracted by ponies. And now I almost got stuck here, so...
Anyway, everything's cool, no hard feelings, etc. Now, I'm going to kill things.
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No it didn't... Remember? You hired my men to install the bombs? But they secretly didn't install bombs? This was I could capture it? Now if you excuse me I'm going to go stare at the underwater water slide. I'd go down it, but I'm not waterproof... It isn't very smart to live underwater when you can't touch water without short circuiting is it?VirtualWeasel wrote:You never captured the classified villa... The other underwater villa you captured exploded while your troops were inside.
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Oh, right. Well, enjoy the villa... I could always bomb you, ya' know...AKB wrote:No it didn't... Remember? You hired my men to install the bombs? But they secretly didn't install bombs? This was I could capture it? Now if you excuse me I'm going to go stare at the underwater water slide. I'd go down it, but I'm not waterproof... It isn't very smart to live underwater when you can't touch water without short circuiting is it?VirtualWeasel wrote:You never captured the classified villa... The other underwater villa you captured exploded while your troops were inside.
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Thanks! I think I'm going to go greet the neighbors... WAIT A SECOND! YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET WITH AN UNDERWATER VILLA!!! That villa across the coral reef from mine? Obviously your other one. You most certainly are not invited to my house warming party, and just to rub it in, I MADE BROWNIES FOR THE PARTY! Anyone else is welcome to visit my underwater villa, unlike that lame, weasel infested one across the reef.
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Umm... That one across the reef... That's one of the 3 million explosive dummy villas sprawled across the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans... They look nice outside, but are pure bombs on the inside.AKB wrote:Thanks! I think I'm going to go greet the neighbors... WAIT A SECOND! YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET WITH AN UNDERWATER VILLA!!! That villa across the coral reef from mine? Obviously your other one. You most certainly are not invited to my house warming party, and just to rub it in, I MADE BROWNIES FOR THE PARTY! Anyone else is welcome to visit my underwater villa, unlike that lame, weasel infested one across the reef.
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No, you mean two-million-nine-hundred-ninety-nine-thousand-nine-hundred-nine across the ocean, who buys 3 million and one dummy villas? By the way, I can clearly see you from the window! LOOK, YOU JUST LOOKED AT ME AND THEN DUCKED AWAY AS SOON AS YOU SAW THAT I SAW YOU! I CAN SEE YOU!!! Why must you insist on lying still? I thought we were past this.VirtualWeasel wrote:Umm... That one across the reef... That's one of the 3 million explosive dummy villas sprawled across the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans... They look nice outside, but are pure bombs on the inside.AKB wrote:Thanks! I think I'm going to go greet the neighbors... WAIT A SECOND! YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET WITH AN UNDERWATER VILLA!!! That villa across the coral reef from mine? Obviously your other one. You most certainly are not invited to my house warming party, and just to rub it in, I MADE BROWNIES FOR THE PARTY! Anyone else is welcome to visit my underwater villa, unlike that lame, weasel infested one across the reef.
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That was a dummy of me. Can't you see how robot-like he moves?AKB wrote:No, you mean two-million-nine-hundred-ninety-nine-thousand-nine-hundred-nine across the ocean, who buys 3 million and one dummy villas? By the way, I can clearly see you from the window! LOOK, YOU JUST LOOKED AT ME AND THEN DUCKED AWAY AS SOON AS YOU SAW THAT I SAW YOU! I CAN SEE YOU!!! Why must you insist on lying still? I thought we were past this.VirtualWeasel wrote:Umm... That one across the reef... That's one of the 3 million explosive dummy villas sprawled across the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans... They look nice outside, but are pure bombs on the inside.AKB wrote:Thanks! I think I'm going to go greet the neighbors... WAIT A SECOND! YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET WITH AN UNDERWATER VILLA!!! That villa across the coral reef from mine? Obviously your other one. You most certainly are not invited to my house warming party, and just to rub it in, I MADE BROWNIES FOR THE PARTY! Anyone else is welcome to visit my underwater villa, unlike that lame, weasel infested one across the reef.
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I just saw you type this... Look, you just got up when you noticed I was still watching you and did the robot to try to convince me, it isn't working... Neither the dance (You are doing it quite poorly), or the convincing me that that is a robot. Trust me, I know how a robot moves considering that I am one. You can't pull a fast one on me. Twice...VirtualWeasel wrote:That was a dummy of me. Can't you see how robot-like he moves?
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I'm broadcasting myself as a hologram to the site, solely to make it look as though I'm there.AKB wrote:I just saw you type this... Look, you just got up when you noticed I was still watching you and did the robot to try to convince me, it isn't working... Neither the dance (You are doing it quite poorly), or the convincing me that that is a robot. Trust me, I know how a robot moves considering that I am one. You can't pull a fast one on me. Twice...VirtualWeasel wrote:That was a dummy of me. Can't you see how robot-like he moves?
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That is obviously not true... I mean, you just said that was a robot, so you are clearly lying about something. Wait! Look, you just got up and answered the door for the pizza delivery man! HAH! Little do you know that was an AKBot dressed up as a pizza delivery man! Also, that isn't a pizza, it's a plasma rifle! I GOT YOU NOW WEASEL!!!VirtualWeasel wrote:I'm broadcasting myself as a hologram to the site, solely to make it look as though I'm there.AKB wrote:I just saw you type this... Look, you just got up when you noticed I was still watching you and did the robot to try to convince me, it isn't working... Neither the dance (You are doing it quite poorly), or the convincing me that that is a robot. Trust me, I know how a robot moves considering that I am one. You can't pull a fast one on me. Twice...VirtualWeasel wrote:That was a dummy of me. Can't you see how robot-like he moves?
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Oh look, my suicidal Weasel clone has a detonator... Yep. There goes the villa. It blew up.
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Great, there goes my property value... How am I going to convince people to come to my party if you keep exploding everything weasel? I quite, I'm going to my secret moon base that is on the moon to get away from this nonsense.VirtualWeasel wrote:Oh look, my suicidal Weasel clone has a detonator... Yep. There goes the villa. It blew up.
"HAH, little does Weasel know that I am in fact going to my moon base to power up my ion cannons! Soon there will be nowhere for that cursed weasel to hide! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Unless I just happen to set up this electron field over the entire planet; blocking anything that tries to come in.AKB wrote:Great, there goes my property value... How am I going to convince people to come to my party if you keep exploding everything weasel? I quite, I'm going to my secret moon base that is on the moon to get away from this nonsense.VirtualWeasel wrote:Oh look, my suicidal Weasel clone has a detonator... Yep. There goes the villa. It blew up.
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Wouldn't that, I don't know, also stop sunlight from entering?VirtualWeasel wrote:Unless I just happen to set up this electron field over the entire planet; blocking anything that tries to come in.AKB wrote:Great, there goes my property value... How am I going to convince people to come to my party if you keep exploding everything weasel? I quite, I'm going to my secret moon base that is on the moon to get away from this nonsense.VirtualWeasel wrote:Oh look, my suicidal Weasel clone has a detonator... Yep. There goes the villa. It blew up.
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Umm... Crap. *takes down electron field*
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Perfect timing, my ion cannons just finished charging. Time to glass the earth! Or you could still surrender to me Weasel, there is no reason for us to pursue this feud to the bloody end. Join me and together we will rule the galaxy!
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