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Re: worlds end

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The world was supposed to end so many times...
It's getting rather silly.
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I say the closest the world came to ending was during the Cuban Missile Crisis.

They really had their fingers on the button!!!
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mars wrote:The world was supposed to end so many times...
It's getting rather silly.
@GV: I've survived for 1 and a half hours now. Either god overslept or...something.
I calculated once that an elephant would weight 4,9 billion tons after 75 days from birth... I believe he is about as much wrong now as I was then :lol:
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mars wrote:The world was supposed to end so many times...
It's getting rather silly.
@GV: I've survived for 1 and a half hours now. Either god overslept or...something.
I get to tell my grandchildren that I survived the end of the world 40 times
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Blackfire wrote:I get to tell my grandchildren that I survived the end of the world 40 times
Best. Quote. Ever. :lol: :mrgreen:
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Around half an hour for me.

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So God is a mass murderer now? how very nice of him... better prepare myself for a smiting, nothing quite like a good ol; fashioned divine genocide. I'm pretty sure I would get a place on his 'naughty list'.
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Dean wrote:So God is a mass murderer now? how very nice of him... better prepare myself for a smiting, nothing quite like a good ol; fashioned divine genocide. I'm pretty sure I would get a place on his 'naughty list'.
Hmmm. Floods world with water, check. Blows up Sodom and Gomarrah with fire, check.

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Re: worlds end

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Goblin voice wrote:
Blackfire wrote:I get to tell my grandchildren that I survived the end of the world 40 times
Best. Quote. Ever. :lol: :mrgreen:

I think I'll stick that in my siggy.
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Harold camping is: Wrong!

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Oh alright, I've already used that one!
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JockoBeans wrote:
Dean wrote:So God is a mass murderer now? how very nice of him... better prepare myself for a smiting, nothing quite like a good ol; fashioned divine genocide. I'm pretty sure I would get a place on his 'naughty list'.
Hmmm. Floods world with water, check. Blows up Sodom and Gomarrah with fire, check.

Blows up Suburbia using human stupidity and nukes, in-process.
Ha! touché sir. I was more taking the mick then anything else but you do bring up a good point with the first bit. As I said in another thread just now, I think all that is stories with hidden messages.

Can't really blame a religious being for the crap we cause though. I'll accept that it is our fault. Free will and all that jazz.
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Mucro wrote:Harold camping is: Wrong!

Spoiler:
Oh alright, I've already used that one!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I never believed this guy from the start. His teachings fly in the face of everything the bible says. and he claims that the bible is the source.

The bad thing about this is he is giving Chrisitians a bad name by being a false prophet :(
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Oh look. I'm not dead.
This proves that some old people are completely insane.
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VirtualWeasel wrote:Oh look. I'm not dead.
This proves that some old people are completely insane.
If they weren't, I'd be out of a job :wink:
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Haha. I just went to a doomsday site.

"Service Temporarily Unavailable

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later."
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Arch-Mage Matt wrote:Haha. I just went to a doomsday site.

"Service Temporarily Unavailable

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later."
I went to Family Radio.com, and they're doing this too... They finally noticed they're stupid.
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When the hour came and went, [Some fanatic who gathered everyone in Times Square] said: "I do not understand why ...," as his speech broke off and he looked at his watch.

"I do not understand why nothing has happened."
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Re: worlds end

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Wait you're all saying the world didn't end :shock:? I guess I can come out of my bunker then :P.
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Re: worlds end

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Brains....Brains....Brains....Coffee?

So no Armageddon?
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ChaosDawns wrote:Brains....Brains....Brains....Coffee?

So no Armageddon?
Nope. Though it is unusually dark at my house... :shock:
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It's unusually drunken at my house ^u^
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ChaosDawns wrote:It's unusually drunken at my house ^u^
YAY! END OF THE WORLD PARTY!!!!
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Pretty glad it didn't happen. I don't really pay attention to this stuff so the end of the world would've been really damn confusing for me.
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