Oblivion best quotes

[MARS]

"Aren't you an ugly one?"

[Iamgoofball]

"I'll Kalicrak the Findoo. I will. You Terratet it!"

[Arrilyn]

"You're bothering me... Why're you bothering me?!"

"So I said to her."No, I am a messenger of death." You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!"

"... Deer penis"

"... Want to see me lick my butt?"

"Galbursten it."

My signature is a nice quote, not funny. But the best quotes don't have to be funny.

I also think pretty much everything the Daedric princes say at their shrines are incredible

[deadknight]

"Does my Champion summon me? Before I've even told you what to do? That's not very Champion-y. Not at all!"

"Praying to yourself, my Lord? That's not a good sign. Or perhaps it is. Prince of Madness, and all that."

"A mortal? Wait... a mortal I know. MY mortal. What are you doing here, mortal, when I've given you things to do?"

"Mortal! You could have just stopped by to see Me. Would have saved you some lettuce, you know. I believe I'm displeased."

[Check-Nate]

person: Your the Gray Fox
me: NO @#$%ING WAY !!!!

[JVElEven]

I really hate that everyone greets me with the one below this, just because of my infamy:

"What do you want, Breton trash?"

Not very imaginative, but it hurts

[Iamgoofball]

Does a quote HAVE to be from in the game? I have some very good fan fiction quotes up my sleeve now that I've used all the Bolwing ones.

[Check-Nate]

I really hate that everyone greets me with the one below this, just because of my infamy:

"What do you want, Breton trash?"

Not very imaginative, but it hurts

Indeed..... it does hurt

[Iamgoofball]

"M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not."

[Check-Nate]

"M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not."

Nothing like a good old M'aiq quote

[Goblin voice]

Best quote ever:

"Ah...our Lord has granted you the power to summon me. How wonderful for me."

[Sloady]

Anything Sheogorath ever said, ever. However, this is my favorite:

"Ta! Come visit me again, or I'll pluck out your eyes!"

[Hadrianus]

"Haha, you move like a pregnant cow"

When I first heard this I was so shocked, and just burst with laughter, it's best when the mer say it

[Gandalf]

Definetly Gal Bursten it.

[Goblin voice]

"Yes? Ah... silly me. The book has no pictures. Can't really expect you to read that, now can I?"
-Haskill

[ZackyZombify]

Look at siggy vvv

[JVElEven]

Not from Oblivion, but too good to miss:

"Mankar is too busy being mad." - mars.

[Marcus]

"So tiresome"

[VirtualWeasel]

"CHEESE!!! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!! Oh scratch that... Cheese for no one."

[JVElEven]

"CHEESE!!! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!! Oh scratch that... Cheese for no one."

Oh, yes. Just met good old Sheo for the first time today.

If being on the isles don't make you mad, he certainly will.

[VirtualWeasel]

"CHEESE!!! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!! Oh scratch that... Cheese for no one."

Oh, yes. Just met good old Sheo for the first time today.

If being on the isles don't make you mad, he certainly will.

Mad? He's the funniest living thing in the ES Universe.
Next to M'aiq.

[palewarrior]

" HAHAHAHA! my granny could beat you... and she's dead!" Arena trainer trying to inspire new recruits.

[Red Guardian]

Does anyone remember Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak? He has some funny quotes

[Argonanza]

We is most pleased... eth... ified.

[DerangedPickle]

"The trick of sneaking, is not to be seen." - Big Head.

"CHEESE! For everyone. Wait, scratch that, cheese for no-one." - Sheogorath

"This is the part, where you fall down and bleed to death." - Damn near everyone.