Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Daedra Prince · Post by **Daedra Prince** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:31 pm

Cactus wrote:I have a 360, so I had to take these with a camera. Sorry. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

Ancotar 1
Ancotar 2

Kind of the same thing as that, but with the DB murderer

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:54 pm

haha..
that's much worse (or cooler?) than Ancotor's floating hood

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:53 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I Was in skingrad mages guild i go upstairs and silinus and vigge (2 guys) are sleepin on the big bed together !!!! LMFAO!!!!

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:32 pm

I think everyone has seen that one at least once.

almost makes you think it might have been intentional.

all these patches, and it's never been "fixed"

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:14 am

This is true.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:16 am

ace62394 wrote:This is true.

kind of like how your allies will follow dremora off a bridge into lava, I guess game makers must have their fun too.

lonestar01 · Post by **lonestar01** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:18 pm

Aww, I wish i had the computer version

chinchillax · Post by **chinchillax** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:48 pm

one time i was playing im at like the imp city and i wanted to go to anvil cause thats were i lived but when i get there im like wtf

the streets are filled with water

made me mad i had to restart

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:10 am

chinchillax wrote:one time i was playing im at like the imp city and i wanted to go to anvil cause thats were i lived but when i get there im like wtf the streets are filled with water made me mad i had to restart

Butterknife wrote:You are so full of crap they can smell you in Canada.

yanbay · Post by **yanbay** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:47 am

I wish I had taken a SS of this but, recently I was checking in at the Imperial City, following Fathis Ull around till he started allowing me to fence some stolen loot with him again .... I follow him into the "Tiber Septim" in Taloz Plaza and start lagging BAD until I realise I am surrounded by Imperial Archers ... it's almost impossible to find a space to move away from them there seem to be at least 10 or so crowding the door ...

Then I decide to exit the Inn to fix the lag .... they start streaming out of the door and heading for the exit to City Isle!!! .... by now I'm seriously worried I have been playing Oblivion too long and have perhaps slipped into some strange dream, lol ... then I do what anyone would do in my situation ... I follow them out the door ... low and behold a long line starts heading from the IC door down towards the bridge ... they just keep coming .. the lag is still terrible and I count at least 40 archers.

I am using OOO so I know there are extra archers added to the walls surrounding the cities ... but I had never witnessed that before ... in the OOO mod, each city has variations on the armor for the Imperial guards, so when I looked closer at the long line, some were called "Anvil..." some "Chorrol.." and so on ... and as they made it across the bridge to Wawnet Inn, some peeled off towards Skingrad/Anvil and others kept going off to the eastern cities.

It was the strangest thing I have ever seen in Oblivion to date and it made me wonder with the OOO Mod has created some setting that sends out replacement guards from the IC???

It seemed to coinicide with my completion the final Thieves Guild mission.

Anyone else seen that before??

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:50 am

It must have been the Imperial Archers Convention.

yanbay · Post by **yanbay** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:20 am

jeff wrote:It must have been the Imperial Archers Convention.

Hey... now THAT makes sense!!! Why didn't I think of that?! lol

Bloodsworth · Post by **Bloodsworth** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:07 pm

One time on the way to Anvil the Courier stoped to talk. when i looked up at her, her torso was rotating like a Fariswheel with her head and eyes being fixed on me.

I stood and watched that for a while.

lonestar01 · Post by **lonestar01** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:07 pm

ok i got one, I was playing last night and i was making a new character. So i exit the sewers and go across the stream to Vilverin and kill the bandits, so after that I go to some Inn and I walk in hoping to get a warm welcome, but no everyone is fighting and dying......i was sad

Bloodsworth · Post by **Bloodsworth** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:31 pm

Ive got another one. I just walked out of the front door to Battlehorn and one of my Man-at-Arm's just fell out of the Sky and died, just now! He was noware near the wall,he landed in the middle of the Yard!

Do the Battlehorn Guards respawn?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:04 pm

As far as I know, they do not. If the first Captain dies, he is replaced.

If an accident befalls Castellan Athon, another captain (simply called Battlehorn Castellan) can be hired by visiting Nilphas Omellian and purchasing the Battlehorn Captain upgrade.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Battl ... stle#Notes

This happened to me with the Captain, although, he didn't die. He would walk into the castle wall, to the right of the door. Then he would dissappear, and fall from about 15 feet in the air. He did this until I made him follow me inside.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:11 pm

Correction: I checked the Construction Set, and the Guards are checked to respawn.

Funny that the Captain, and the Replacement Captain do not respawn though.

Bloodsworth · Post by **Bloodsworth** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:34 pm

jeff wrote:Correction: I checked the Construction Set, and the Guards are checked to respawn.

Funny that the Captain, and the Replacement Captain do not respawn though.

Ok, thanks for the info.

Fallen · Post by **Fallen** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:33 pm

A guard arrested me under water and I was swimming in the air for about 20 seconds after The fine.

Guten Tag the Argonian · Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:54 pm

When I was at Dive Rock, I threw a fur helm off and as it went down it started to stretch and snap back to normal like a rubber band.

weka · Post by **weka** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:01 am

You should have run after it and kept it! You could have started a new business, Bungee jumping off Dive Rock!!

Guten Tag the Argonian · Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:39 am

weka wrote:You should have run after it and kept it! You could have started a new business, Bungee jumping off Dive Rock!!

I did chase it, but it went too fast and it snapping like a rubber band didn't help. Good idea Weka, I would have at least one unwilling customer.

ArotosMarkos · Post by **ArotosMarkos** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:50 am

Not necessarily a weird glitch but still funny...

During the Whodunnit? Quest, the Nord and I tried to escape through the basement. I drew my bow, and he looked at me and said. "Yes, friend! We made it! We are safe." As soon as he was finished, the arrow flew, hit him in the face, and he flew back and slammed on the wall and fell down face first right in front of me...Worth a cheap laugh.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:03 am

I was doing the A Rat Problem quest for the Fighters Guild. I killed all of them only to have one suddenly start having epileptic seizures or something. His eyes were open and his jaw was open really wide.

Later when doing the second quest, The Unfortunate Shopkeeper, I talked to Norbert Lelles around noon. I walked outside and the three burglers were standing around outside, just waiting to break in. I tried attacking, but it counted as assault so I loaded an earlier save and just waited in four-hour increments (I had a reason at the time). When I came out of wait Frostcrag conjurer was there and he was attacked by everyone so I didn't even fight him. However, for some reason this made two of the burglers go crazy and start attacking me, so I killed two of them before they even broke in.

And lastly, when I FIRST installed Frostcrag Spire I was unaware of the conjurer. I was exploring it and waited on the ledge with all the magic teleporters. As soon as I came out of wait I heard the sound of teleporting, but didn't see anyone. So, I tried reloading and waiting less. I was rewarded by seeing the Conjurer walk out the door and for some reason he teleported to Bruma. I followed him to find him and the mages having a huge battle. I was at a high level so there were conjured Daedroth and Xivilai everywhere. It was epic.

tehwolf117 · Post by **tehwolf117** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:46 pm

this isnt a glitch but oh well...

a man attacked me for no reason in the IC, and the guards killed him, afterwards the guard bent down and said, 'the bodys still warm, theres a killer about' i was like WTF