The Bar

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 5:15 pm

Hello I am Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan(who is also italian) and I am the cook, at The Bar I make yummy food such as, peanut butter and octapus sandwichs and Kentucky fried jellyfish I have an irrational hatred of mudcrabs.

Post by **MARS** » Fri May 13, 2011 5:35 pm

I'm the cook. Yarr.
Now please explain to me...
What?

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 5:36 pm

mars wrote:I'm the cook. Yarr.
Now please explain to me...
What?

Ok we serve customers in a role playing oh and I also do not allow mudcrabs in my bar

Post by **MARS** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:04 pm

Erm...I already have to do that IRL so I'll pass

Generalno1 · Post by **Generalno1** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:09 pm

Ok...
This is a roleplay, right?

Post by **MARS** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:12 pm

I believe so. A Roleplay that I don't fully understand. Let's wait and see.

Wolfie · Post by **Wolfie** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:19 pm

He wants to do a Role play where we run a bar in TES universe I guess. (by the fact he said mudcrabs)

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:33 pm

Wolfie wrote:He wants to do a Role play where we run a bar in TES universe I guess. (by the fact he said mudcrabs)

Correct

Post by **MARS** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:36 pm

In that case I'll be the breathtakingly hot prostitute, suggestively sitting in the corner.
"'Ey sexy. Want some fun?"

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:37 pm

mars wrote:In that case I'll be the breathtakingly hot prostitute, suggestively sitting in the corner.
"'Ey sexy. Want some fun?"

hey you there in the corner want anything??

Generalno1 · Post by **Generalno1** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:37 pm

Alrighty then, as long as it's got a few people, no problem.
can't be just random chit chat though.

deadknight · Post by **deadknight** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:39 pm

Can i be the barman?

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:41 pm

sure and I will be the boss also watching you making sure no mudcrabs go in the salad, the mudcrabs belong in the soup

deadknight · Post by **deadknight** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:42 pm

Fine....but as a barman, i only handle the drinks, not the food

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:43 pm

I know what I mean is I watch all of you

Trelares · Post by **Trelares** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:49 pm

Need someone to cut through all the hard daedric meat and mutcrab shells ?^^

I have my own knife and magic fork

.

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:51 pm

OK here is a mud-crab Kill It Like The Rest just stay out of my pears they are mine

Post by **MARS** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:54 pm

Mars the prostitute was exposing herself in the corner on that very cold and wet evening. Many eyes were fixed on her but none had the coin to pay for her services.

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 6:58 pm

sorry nobody's here but would you like a drink while you wait, on the house if i get 10% of your profits.

Post by **MARS** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:00 pm

"I'm your employee you mindless oaf!" she replied as she hastily put her undergarments back on.

Trelares · Post by **Trelares** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:31 pm

I ram my fork through the hard shell of the crab everybody can hear it cracking. Pull out my knife and cut it in two halfs, like this boss?

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:33 pm

awesome those mud crab will rue the day they messed with Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan(who is also italian)

Iamgoofball · Post by **Iamgoofball** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:34 pm

Name: Garion Iron-Grip

Gender: Male

Age : 27

Hair Color: Sandy-colored

Eye Color: blue

Bio:(Dont feel like it.)

Personality: Calm and understanding.

(Thank you, Camp for idiots!)

As Garion walked in the bar, he caught a smell of beer and ale. He carefully stepped over the loudly snoring drunk lying on the floor, and took a seat at the counter. "One shot. Surprise me with whatever beer you get." He told the barman.

Candc4 · Post by **Candc4** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:35 pm

got one glass of octopus surprise

Post by **MARS** » Fri May 13, 2011 7:36 pm

The prostitue saw the opportunity and quickly went over to the new customer.
"Hey..." she said seductively. "Feel like sharing a bed with me? I'm so cold..."

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