Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:11 pm

I once went to meet Glarthir and found him INSIDE the wall at the back of the chapel. I wouldn't have known except I constantly have some sort of detect life on. I'd guess he was at least a few feet in. I came back the next night and it was fine.

Stan RedGuard · Post by **Stan RedGuard** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:25 pm

After I saved the Golden Saints' fortress, despite my character being male, they would approach me and say, "Speak, Sister."

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:29 pm

there is a bug with the golden saints that when they talk to you, they check their gender rather than yours. that's why.

Stan RedGuard · Post by **Stan RedGuard** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:40 am

nicholasenj wrote:there is a bug with the golden saints that when they talk to you, they check their gender rather than yours. that's why.

I just imagined how teh conversation would go in real life.
Golden Saint- Speak, Sister.(Even though it should be Duchess since I am Royalty, but whatever.

)
Me- But I'm male!
Golden Saint- Speak, SISTER!
Me-(Checks package) But I'm MALE!
Golden Saint- Whatever! Speak, Sister!

I SHOULD be flattered since they are pretty sexist against men, but still!

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:38 am

A Duke/Dutchess is nobility, not royalty. Believe me, there is a subtle difference. humor me here.

back on topic, that would be hilarious.

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:34 am

jeff wrote:They are brother & sisters.

I wonder if they call each other by their Member Names at home?

Good Day the Argonian is easy (although a bit strange), However, Chaos Child is a bit tricky... Kin Dar = Kinder = Child?

Even though Chaos Child would fit thats not what it means. Chaos Kin is a class I made in Oblivion and Dar is the name of my Morrowind khajiit.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:56 am

I was close...

Stan RedGuard · Post by **Stan RedGuard** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:48 pm

nicholasenj wrote:A Duke/Dutchess is nobility, not royalty. Believe me, there is a subtle difference. humor me here.

back on topic, that would be hilarious.

I noticed as I typed it the error of my post, but since the backspace/delete button on my keyboard no longer functions, I couldn't correct it.

Gandolf828 · Post by **Gandolf828** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:37 am

One Time the maid in battlehorn was in the private quarters with no clothing on sleeping in my bed lol also there was a bug with battlehorn when i first got there the gate was down and the maruders were outisde and all the men-at-arms were alive so was the Lord lol

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:57 am

Stan RedGuard wrote:
nicholasenj wrote:A Duke/Dutchess is nobility, not royalty. Believe me, there is a subtle difference. humor me here.

back on topic, that would be hilarious.
I noticed as I typed it the error of my post, but since the backspace/delete button on my keyboard no longer functions, I couldn't correct it.

they don't? that sucks. for things like essays and stuff I guess you could highlight bad text and use CTRL-X.

Stan RedGuard · Post by **Stan RedGuard** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:40 pm

nicholasenj wrote:
Stan RedGuard wrote:
nicholasenj wrote:A Duke/Dutchess is nobility, not royalty. Believe me, there is a subtle difference. humor me here.

back on topic, that would be hilarious.
I noticed as I typed it the error of my post, but since the backspace/delete button on my keyboard no longer functions, I couldn't correct it.
they don't? that sucks. for things like essays and stuff I guess you could highlight bad text and use CTRL-X.

Yeah, whenever I have something that is vital, I can find my ways.

Gandolf828 · Post by **Gandolf828** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:27 pm

This Thread got 46969 views is there that many people on UESP?

Most Honored Listener · Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:36 pm

Gandolf828 wrote:This Thread got 46969 views is there that many people on UESP?

most people view this page more than once and this Topic it self being here before I joined had plenty of tme to rack up the page loads

Views= hit counter

Gandolf828 · Post by **Gandolf828** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:43 pm

So if one person views this page 200 times then thats 200 views? And its cool that i created a thread that lasted so long

Most Honored Listener · Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:45 pm

Gandolf828 wrote:So if one person views this page 200 times then thats 200 views? And its cool that i created a thread that lasted so long

Correct and yes this is a very good thread

Gandolf828 · Post by **Gandolf828** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:47 pm

Thanks for the help but one thing how did you get that sig with your gamertag and stuff?

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:22 pm

mygamertag.net

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:56 am

I was riding my trusty steed, "My Bay Horse," when suddenly my horse was attacked by a wolf (I was wearing the Boots of the Crusader). I quickly dispatched the wolf, only to have my horse turn around and start eating the dead wolf, taking big bites right out of it's rib cage.

Most Honored Listener · Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:03 am

Cactus wrote:I was riding my trusty steed, "My Bay Horse," when suddenly my horse was attacked by a wolf (I was wearing the Boots of the Crusader). I quickly dispatched the wolf, only to have my horse turn around and start eating the dead wolf, taking big bites right out of it's rib cage.

What kind of mods do you have??

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:11 am

I'm on 360, so obviously none. I'm assuming it was "grazing" and it just happened to pick the dead wolf's carcas.

Or maybe it was [&@%!] off because lately every bandit and creature ignore me and attack my horse. Maybe it figured biting a few chunks of raw wolf meat in front of the wolf's friends would intimidate them enough to leave it alone.

Really though, having bandits and random creatures chase my horse off into the distance and then my horse never returns (fast travel included) is getting old. I started a new game and it's happened about three times. I'm on my fourth horse and I haven't even made it through the KotN quests yet.

Kavatch99 · Post by **Kavatch99** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:13 am

Martin kept attacking my new white horse whenever I got off. It only happened on the PC Oblivion, but still!

Did Martin have a bad run in with a white horse as a child? Still, I decided to kill his and Jauffree's horses since I didn't consider it fair that he and Jauffree got to have their horses and I wasn't allowed to have one.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:32 pm

Seems fair to me.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:50 pm

Yknow what's creepy..
..sleeping at an inn and waking to find some random guy in your room standing next to your bed. Baurion was in my room when I woke up in the Roxey Inn and another time Ohtimbar and a group of others were in my room in an inn in Cheydinhal.

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:04 pm

Lol during 'The Elven Maiden' when you're supposed to find Metheidriel, I went on the roof of her house and waited for 2 hours and when I finish waiting, what do you know she's stand on the roof next to me. I walk into her and she falls off.

Cactus · Post by **Cactus** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:10 pm

I have a 360, so I had to take these with a camera. Sorry. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

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