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First Thing You Will Do

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After character creation, I plan to find the nearest bookstore and stay there until I've read every new piece of literature it has.

Anyone out there with more interesting ideas?
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Save the game.
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Start Exploring.
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After character creation?!?!?!!?!? mwhahaha not a chance
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Find the nearest enemy and bash it over the head, get drunk with power and then venture into the nearest dungeon and to an early grave...

...Humbled, I head to the nearest city and grab anything of worth to pawn off to buy armor, until I grab/steal an item, get caught by the guards, resist arrest because I'm poor and I don't want to lose my stuff and head straight to my second premature grave...

..Then I sell the shirt off my back to buy some mead to drink myself...well you get the picture...
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Save the game, then find the nearest city, punch a guard and see if he says "Criminal scum!!"
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zzfallens wrote:Save the game, then find the nearest city, punch a guard and see if he says "Criminal scum!!"
I will have to give that a go on my way to the store.
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I shall steal, A LOT
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Depends on the character, really.
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KneelBeforeZod wrote:Try to rip someones face off
^ was I close?
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ChaosDawns wrote:
KneelBeforeZod wrote:Try to rip someones face off
^ was I close?
If it's my Orc or (hopefully) clown, yeah, close enough! :lol:
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Hmm . . . i have decided that skyrim will be my first time playing through one of these games as an orc . . . so presumably the first thing I will do (seriously this time) is sell my pants.
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Well, yeah, you have to have a pantsless "Hulk smash!" phase if you're an orc.
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Play through the game in a linear and boring fashion
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Go exploring, or to the arena if they have one..

Does anyone know if Skyrim does have an arena?
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pick a direction and keep going straight untill something cool happens.
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Attack the first NPC I meet with a longsword.
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Change my underwear probably…

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Minor Edits wrote:Well, yeah, you have to have a pantsless "Hulk smash!" phase if you're an orc.
I usually try to find a pair of purple pants (or as close to purple) and run around shirtless, bashing peoples heads in and jumping on roof tops
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Kill a scary orc.
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I think these posts would fit well in this thread
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Same thing I did in Oblivion - completely ignore fast travel (though admittedly, I didn't know fast travel existed for a good day and a half), and the quest marker, and just play. Or jump into the story line, depending on how engrossing it is.
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the Savage Hippie wrote:I think these posts would fit well in this thread
The last post in that thread was mid February and we're already into page two in this one, let's keep it here (unless the mods say different)
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