Post funny, stupid or weird glitches that's happened to you.

Iamcsl001 · Post by **Iamcsl001** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:20 pm

meant to mention this earlier, but wierd things now happen with non-armor apparel that i place on the ground. sometimes when i try to grab it the bottom of the shirt or robe or whatever will pull like taffee to the other end of the room while the top stays put as if nailed to the floor. i don't know why and have been unable to duplicate with consistency but it's fun to watch..excpet when it knocks down all my pretty decor.

Ghost 998 · Post by **Ghost 998** » Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:34 pm

ok, i was at a friend's house and he was doing battle for castle kvach at level 20 (smart, smart), and after the tenth time of trying, we beat them. then we say a red guard soldier, WHO EXPLODED. im saying she was a BLOB, black from one side to the next, arms reaching to the mote, like a HUGE trampoline, and a small head(normal) i was like "AHHHHHH ZOMFG! CURSE OF THE SITH LIGHTSABER!" since i was playing with his brother with a sith lightsaber.
he was laughing himself to death, and i watched
so im like "Dude shoot it or something!" and it spazez. i'm laughing like a mad-man now, and run out to get my phone, wich was on his desk, and i come back and he dragged the head (that stretched) all the was to the chapel. so were all freaking out, and laughing ourselves to death, when i begin to take pictures. then he saved it, and we kept it on a special file.
a month later, at my house, we re-load it, and we can't find it. so he goes to the mote, and finds the head sticking out of the walls, and the body partially re-formed and spinning around in a wall.
we almost died of laughter

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:14 pm

that's horrible.

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:49 am

I once broke Seridur by knocking him out then going into his basement. I came back up to find him on the floor still casting spells.I hit him and he just disappeared I looked every where I couldn't find him.

Guten Tag the Argonian · Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:44 am

Chaos Kin Dar wrote:I once broke Seridur by knocking him out then going into his basement. I came back up to find him on the floor still casting spells.I hit him and he just disappeared I looked every where I couldn't find him.

Chaos forgot to mention that she also talked to him while he was on the ground.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:36 pm

Guten Tag the Argonian wrote:
Chaos Kin Dar wrote:I once broke Seridur by knocking him out then going into his basement. I came back up to find him on the floor still casting spells.I hit him and he just disappeared I looked every where I couldn't find him.
Chaos forgot to mention that she also talked to him while he was on the ground.

Chaos is a girl? I didn't know that. my sister plays Oblivion but she's bad at it.

weka · Post by **weka** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:10 pm

OK, I'm going to start a poll. Might not be anyone that wants to answer, but it would be interesting (well at least to me) to see what the male/female split is here.

vhfw · Post by **vhfw** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:42 am

when I was in Greenmead Cave, I found a giant mudcrab. I knew it was a glitch because it died the same length of time it takes to kill a small one. It was HUGE!! I should have taken a picture, but I forgot

Anyway, it scared the crap out of me becuase I had never seen something like that, and it popped out of nowhere from one of the cave corridors.

Son of Sithis · Post by **Son of Sithis** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:43 am

thats not a glitch, that crap IS really that size even though it has the same health as a regular mud crab

weka · Post by **weka** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:38 pm

vhfw wrote:....and it popped out of nowhere from one of the cave corridors.

Good introduction to the giant mudcrab! I've never seen it move at all, other than just it's claws to feed itself.

vhfw · Post by **vhfw** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:57 pm

wait... so that freak of nature is a true part of the species???!!!

Ughh!

Codex · Post by **Codex** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:24 pm

Video

Coulsonji · Post by **Coulsonji** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:54 pm

I thought it would be a hard battle... Ruddy mud crabs

vhfw · Post by **vhfw** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:09 pm

nice shot codex!

so are there any more like that, or was that just a little easter egg the creators made?

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:15 pm

Lots of Easter Eggs: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Easter_Eggs <= SPOILERS

Ayoub · Post by **Ayoub** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:35 pm

If i enter the Blookworks, everytime I exit, the guy who takes your bet will ALWAYS, and I mean ALWAYS attack me.

After chasing me and trying to kill me, the guards catch on and kill him. After being a unconcious for a moment, he gets up, puts his sword away, and walks back to station as if he hasnt done [&@%!].

vhfw · Post by **vhfw** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:24 pm

HAHAHAH!!!! did you steal the money from the chest? he didn't attack me when I did that but that's a thought. maybe he's [&@%!] that you never bet on a match, or maybe he's trigger happy

Chaos Kin Dar · Post by **Chaos Kin Dar** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:05 am

In the Mehrunes Razor quest the rakes the khajiit and argonians use are weapons, GutenTag the Argonian and I both have seen it.

ace62394 · Post by **ace62394** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:12 am

Do you two know each other in real life? Seems like it.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:16 pm

They are brother & sisters.

I wonder if they call each other by their Member Names at home?

Good Day the Argonian is easy (although a bit strange), However, Chaos Child is a bit tricky... Kin Dar = Kinder = Child?

tehwolf117 · Post by **tehwolf117** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:08 pm

The Oblivion gate outside Bravil, i've tried many times to close this gate, but every time i get to the sigial stone, there is no option to take it, I've tried reloading and doing it at different times (only posted this here because its about glitches)

Sigurd · Post by **Sigurd** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:44 pm

Is it the one required to close? And welcome to the forums!

tehwolf117 · Post by **tehwolf117** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:40 pm

Yeah, the one for the Bravil allies, but i've decided to leave it now, and it seems to close when i created a new account, so its okay, and thanks for the welcome.

Jeff · Post by **Jeff** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:58 pm

Note that if you brought Burd into the gate with you, he must be present in the Sigillum Sanguis for you to remove the stone (no leaving him behind).

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Bruma ... um_Sanguis[/u]

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:46 am

Bravil, not Bruma.

somehow the Bravil guard captian died and that made the quest uncompletable (Vierra Lerrus?)