Oblivion best quotes

[zombie158]

baurus! get that gate open

[Per]

"Eeeyyyhhh?!" (The nord way of saying it. I lol every time.)

[JVElEven]

"Malcath's more popular at parties - and Malacath is NOT popular at parties!"

Or of course Francois Motierre's acting (Or dear lord I cringe every time I listen to that.)

[apploud]

" I sneak into peoples houses, Take things off their shelves and put them into Barrels! They think they've been stolen...But NO they're right there!"

Something along those lines.

[deadknight]

"Ah...our Lord has granted you the power to summon me. How wonderful for me.
Ah, summoned again. My lord does so enjoy that, as is His prerogative. I'll assume you're done for now.
Yes, you've gotten rather proficient with your new ability. As I said, try not to abuse your power.
Have we not covered this? I believe you've mastered your new skill.
I was right there. You could have just walked over to me.
I assume you're having fun?
Might we stop this now?
Surely, you have something better to do.
Well done. Summoned again. I applaud you.
What a surprise. I'm summoned. Your skill in repetition is truly astounding.
Clever, You've summoned me again. My Lord has made quite a choice for his champion.
That's enough. Really."

[OblivionDuruza]

You wouldn't happen to know what the fine for necrophilia is would you?

"That's nothing compared to Morrowind. Thanks."

[Samaelthedestroyer]

"I'm so happy, I could tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!"
"Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags."

Or anything Sheogorath says, ever. Best character hands down.

[Argonanza]

"Rat ragu with powdered deer penisss."

[Ilwrath]

"Dogs like sticks. Dogs like meat. I wonder if they like meat on a stick?"

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

"Ah...our Lord has granted you the power to summon me. How wonderful for me.
Ah, summoned again. My lord does so enjoy that, as is His prerogative. I'll assume you're done for now.
Yes, you've gotten rather proficient with your new ability. As I said, try not to abuse your power.
Have we not covered this? I believe you've mastered your new skill.
I was right there. You could have just walked over to me.
I assume you're having fun?
Might we stop this now?
Surely, you have something better to do.
Well done. Summoned again. I applaud you.
What a surprise. I'm summoned. Your skill in repetition is truly astounding.
Clever, You've summoned me again. My Lord has made quite a choice for his champion.
That's enough. Really."

Gotta say, Haskil is really profound. He seems like the kinda guy that would figure out the answer to life.
Apart from cake that is.

But enough Offtopicness for now.

[JVElEven]

"Oh, aunt Margaret. You're looking worse for wear..." Francois Motierre.

I can keep digging these up.

[Thunderstruck elf]

"I hope you rot"- random guard

"Ogrum-Gro-Bolgash(or whatever, the guy at slash and smash) knows you need BIG Orc weapons!!!"

[JVElEven]

"I hope you rot"- random guard

"Ogrum-Gro-Bolgash(or whatever, the guy at slash and smash) knows you need BIG Orc weapons!!!"

"Slash 'n smash. The BIG orc weapons shop. BIG weapons. For BIG heroes."

That guy is awesome.

[Check-Nate]

"Sorry, sorry, sorry. Got to get cooking. I'm the cooking sister. I'm Shomara. The cooking sister."
-Shomara

"Nobody interrupts me except me!"
-Sheogorath

[deadknight]

"Its all over lawbreaker" or "Stop right there you criminal scum"

"Ta! Come visit again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes."

[Gaffer]

"Don't try. To manipulate. Me."

"Ugh, that's foul!"

"Talk tough to me. I looove tough guys."

I like the persuasion minigame fails. Oh, and the old woman in the Arena bloodworks:

"Oh, so you're an arena combatant? That's nice. Now get out of my face!"

[Iamgoofball]

"Fribble! Just Fribble!"- Bolwing
I have never played SI, but I think that is a great quote.

[Sloady]

"I'm so happy, I could tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!"

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

-I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!
-Jyggalag! He is the Prince of Order. Or biscuits...no, no, Order! And not in a good way. Bleak. Colorless. Dead. Boring, boring, BORING! And not a fan of my work, I can tell you. Hates it, hates me. You've seen his knights. Not the warm and cuddly sort.
-Jyggalag's forces are gathering in the Fringe...And I HATE IT when people gather forces in my Fringe!
-I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... it doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears.
-... and OUT comes the intestines! And I skip rope with them!
-I'm a little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie! Ooh...brain pie... perfect! ...Care to donate?
-I hate indecision! ... or maybe I don't. Well, make up your mind. Or I'll have your skin made into a hat. Maybe one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats!
-Ta! Come visit again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes, ha ha ha!
-[About Jyggalag] Malacath is more popular at parties! And Malacath is NOT popular at parties!
-Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little.
-And Xedilian? Seeing as you're standing here, I assume you've succeeded. Or you're terribly confused. Or really lacking in good judgment.
-The Isles. THE ISLES! They're a wonderful place to be, except when they are horrible. Then they are HORRIBLY WONDERFUL! Good for a visit! Or for an eternity.
-YOU dare interrupt ME? Only I interrupt me! Like just then.
-You're making my teeth itch!
-It'll move mountains! It'll mount movements!
-Daedra are the embodiment of change, change and permanency. I'm no different. Except in the ways that I am.
-Woops! I guess the cat's out of the bag on that one! Who puts cats in bags anyhow? Cats HATE bags.
-You really shouldn't have done that. Enjoy the view.
-Now get out of here before I change my mind....or my mind changes me.
-Wondering why I let her go, don't you? I can see it in your face... mostly in your eyes. Maybe I'll take those from you when all of this is over.

[Sloady]

"DIE YOU MANGY HOUSECAT!!"

I've never heard this one before... love it <3 Remind me to scream it at Khajits...

[Iamgoofball]

"Gorble. Can't you hear them gorbling?"

[Dan-Ru]

When a blind monk says:

"Hello? Who's there?" *pause* "Must be my eye's playing tricks on me."

[OblivionDuruza]

A nice message upon levelling up: By superhuman effort, you can avoid slipping backwards for a while. But one day, you'll lose a step, or drop a beat, or miss a detail... and you'll be gone forever.

[Argonanza]

I love those level-up messages.

[OblivionDuruza]

Here's another: "It's the strangest thing. Yesterday, it was hard, today, it is easy. Just a good night's sleep, and yesterday's mysteries are today's masteries."

And one from an angry Dunmer:"You remind me of my homeland... during the Blight!"