Oblivion best quotes

[ShadowHunterxD]

"Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears."

We all love sheogorath and his crazy quotes

Or there is
Cheese for everyone! Wait, Scratch that. Cheese for no one like someone else said sorry cant remember your name

[Shadowscale]

The alchemist lady in Skingrad asking, "Do you know what the fine for necrophelia is...? just wondering."

[born2beagator]

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA! I can't believe its really you! Standing here, next to me!

[Arch-Mage Matt]

I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!

Wait a minute, let me do that one again.

I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!


I loved this mess up.

[MARS]

Blow away windbag!

[RatKiller]

Uriel Septim - "You are the one from my dreams..."
Me -

[Gavon]

"I'm Dar-Jee. I'm a Khajiit in disguise. Want to see me lick my butt? Hahaha! That one never gets old!"
Creepist part is that it's an Argonian saying it...

[AreteThorne]

Man is mortal, and doomed to death and failure and loss.
This lies beyond our comprehension - why do you not despair?

- MAN'S MYSTERY section of the book, "Sprit of the Daedra"

[MARS]

Ho hey! Sweet lady of Wayrest, Ho hey! sweet lady of mine! I'll see you again, yes I'll see you again sweet lady of Wayrest so fine!

[deadknight]

Ho hey! Sweet lady of Wayrest, Ho hey! sweet lady of mine! I'll see you again, yes I'll see you again sweet lady of Wayrest so fine!

Who sings that?

My favorite
"Good luck dear brother/sister i hope you dont get killed"
and
"You'll make a fine pair of boots, lizard!"

[Qwackie]

Ho hey! Sweet lady of Wayrest, Ho hey! sweet lady of mine! I'll see you again, yes I'll see you again sweet lady of Wayrest so fine!

Who sings that?

The Redguard Pirate in the IC Waterfront.

[MARS]

Ho hey! Sweet lady of Wayrest, Ho hey! sweet lady of mine! I'll see you again, yes I'll see you again sweet lady of Wayrest so fine!

Who sings that?

My favorite
"Good luck dear brother/sister i hope you dont get killed"
and
"You'll make a fine pair of boots, lizard!"

The pirates in the Imperial City.

[Gavon]

Qwackie was more specific so S/he gets a smiley.

[MARS]

The Breton also sings it

[Wolfie]

One of my favorite past times
Making the most unholy looking creature i can and have the emperor say
"You... I've seen you, you are the one form my dream"


and I just want to say "lay off the skoma"

[azuarc]

That’s right. Rats. In my basement. And something has been killing them! It’s horrible. My poor babies! You must do something! I don’t know what I’d do without them. Their little pink noses, their scaly little tails.

[deadknight]

"You're the Gray Fox!!!" yeah, How did you noticed?

[Argonanza]

"Come back to laugh at the pathetic old man, have we? To the pit with you! Leave me alone."

[Eltee]

How can I help?
(Laugh in his face) (click)

[deadknight]

"You're going to die in here!!!"
"Let me out of this cell, you filthy piece of Guar dung!"

[Ilwrath]

Aren't you the curious one. You do know what they say about curiosity, don't you? It killed the intrepid adventurer WHO REALLY SHOULD JUST BE DOING EXACTLY WHAT I SAY AT ALL TIMES!

-Sheogorath

[Argonanza]

"Oh, please, no! I can pay you! Name your price! Anything! Anything! Please, just let me live!"

[ZombieMonkeyNZ]

"May you always walk in the shadow of Sithis, dear brother."
"Spill some blood for me, dear brother."

[MARS]

"Enlightening as always..."

[Neural Tempest]

Everyone who's played Shivering Isles seems to be quoting Sheogorath or Bolwing. Honestly, the first times I heard either of these two, I couldn't keep a straight face for the next hour. I'll Kalicrak the Findoo. I will. You Terratet it! or Cheese for everyone! spring to mind.

But do you know why khajiit lick their butts?

Spoiler:

To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths! Hahaha! That's a real thigh-slapper, that one, eh?

I'll leave you to find the joke-teller, if you haven't already.
These three quotes are the ones I've memorized, so I'll call them my favourites. But then again, there are those nords that say (in that severely disappointed tone) Oh, it's you, hi... I've heard that so many times before I got my fame and attributes up. I still find it amusing. Oh I forgot... Amusei has some good lines too, but I can't remember their specific wording.

From Aldos Othran:
-That 'Swit!
-How Dare You! Ulrich be damned! he can take his fines and shove them up his backside. I'll go nowhere with you, Fetcher, Nowhere!

And my very favourite line/moment: some random female Orc was riding a horse around the waterfront shacks, and actually riding it against a barrel, the horse was walking for 3 minutes , but going nowhere. She looked like a complete idiot, and when I spoke to her, she replied with that matronly, condesending, "What?!" I was thinking, "You think I'm stupid?".

One last thought: Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni. Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni. Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni-Ni. Gets annoying, doesn't it? Wow. I get tired just listening to her. I wonder what it must be like to live inside her head. By the way, it's:

Spoiler:

Runs-in-Circles, Highcross, Shivering Isles