The Adoring Fan Is A Jerk!

Bear · Post by **Bear** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:25 pm

hannibal_ryan wrote:
nicholasenj wrote:Adoring fan doesn't care if you pickpocket him, just go somewhere out of the way where a guard won't see you.

Then afterwards you have to give the Adoring Fan the "Don't tell anybody about our little secret game." speech. Then you can tell him that "It's perfectly alright for a grown man, The Grand Champion, to touch a young blossoming Bosmer in THAT area". Finally, tell the Adoring Fan that "If he does tell anyone, he will be locked in the dungeon for a LONG time...and mommy and daddy won't be able to visit.". See if he cares after that...

I don't find that particularly funny, whether you were kidding or not.

Listat · Post by **Listat** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:10 pm

Bear wrote:
hannibal_ryan wrote:
nicholasenj wrote:Adoring fan doesn't care if you pickpocket him, just go somewhere out of the way where a guard won't see you.

Then afterwards you have to give the Adoring Fan the "Don't tell anybody about our little secret game." speech. Then you can tell him that "It's perfectly alright for a grown man, The Grand Champion, to touch a young blossoming Bosmer in THAT area". Finally, tell the Adoring Fan that "If he does tell anyone, he will be locked in the dungeon for a LONG time...and mommy and daddy won't be able to visit.". See if he cares after that...
I don't find that particularly funny, whether you were kidding or not.

Yea...that was a little too extreme.

hannibal_ryan · Post by **hannibal_ryan** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:09 pm

When I read:

nicholasenj wrote:
Adoring fan doesn't care if you pickpocket him, just go somewhere out of the way where a guard won't see you.

I though it just sounded wrong...so I decided to take it one step further and compound the "wrongness" even more.

The point is... the adoring fan DOES care. He just represses the memories of abuse from the Grand Champion and goes into his "happy place". We just have to recognize that the next time someone says that he "doesn't care".

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:31 pm

dude, never do anything stupid like that again.

I don't think anyone took that in a perverted connotation but you.

hannibal_ryan · Post by **hannibal_ryan** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:01 pm

ok, ok, ok... I guess I've been watching too much Dateline's To Catch A Predator.

Ghost 998 · Post by **Ghost 998** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:39 pm

Listat wrote:
Bear wrote:
hannibal_ryan wrote:
Then afterwards you have to give the Adoring Fan the "Don't tell anybody about our little secret game." speech. Then you can tell him that "It's perfectly alright for a grown man, The Grand Champion, to touch a young blossoming Bosmer in THAT area". Finally, tell the Adoring Fan that "If he does tell anyone, he will be locked in the dungeon for a LONG time...and mommy and daddy won't be able to visit.". See if he cares after that...
I don't find that particularly funny, whether you were kidding or not.
Yea...that was a little too extreme.

That was not funny at all
you culd of just left it at

adoring fan doesn't care if you pickpocket him, just go somewhere out of the way where a guard won't see you.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:53 pm

what I meant was that if a gaurd sees you will still get the bounty for stealing.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:21 am

Really? It didn't happen to me. I get my Sneak up in the middle of the IC with hundreds of guards watching me sneak into the fan's pockets...

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:00 pm

hmmm.. happened to me in Anvil one time. the bounty was either from that or sneak killing a beggar, in the middle of the street, in broad daylight.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:03 am

That's because you're meant for magic, not stealth.

Argonians are meant for everything though. ^_^

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:05 am

lol, yep, I suppose so.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:19 am

I propose we have a competition in which we try to come up with the most unique way of slaughtering the Adoring Fan. Then we poll it.

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:20 am

let's create a different poll and let this tainted one die.

Syrek · Post by **Syrek** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:24 pm

Whenever I beat the Arena and my adoring fan stalks me everywhere, I bring him up to Dive Rock which is up north on a tall mountain. I position him on the edge of this cliff that looks like a suicide drop and the fun begins. I experiment with many ways of killing him like paralyzing him, bashing him over the mountain with a warhammer, shocking him and sending him flying for miles. Really, the ways you can kill this guy is endless. Just be creative.

Undead(-)Necro · Post by **Undead(-)Necro** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:13 pm

Try summoning a skeleton and hit it three times

Adoring fan will run himself to death (?)!

nicholasenj · Post by **nicholasenj** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:22 pm

Syrek wrote:Whenever I beat the Arena and my adoring fan stalks me everywhere, I bring him up to Dive Rock which is up north on a tall mountain. I position him on the edge of this cliff that looks like a suicide drop and the fun begins. I experiment with many ways of killing him like paralyzing him, bashing him over the mountain with a warhammer, shocking him and sending him flying for miles. Really, the ways you can kill this guy is endless. Just be creative.

I think we all know where dive rock is

thnks though.

Tyrannosaurus · Post by **Tyrannosaurus** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:25 pm

No, I honestly just found out about Dive Rock a month and a half ago.